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  1. Squidmark Iggy
    Apparently Roy is now called Floyd. WE SHOULD CALL HIM FLOYD FROM NOW ON.
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    I couldn't stay because it was 11:00 PM and I had to go to bed. I was that Jagen Mii, btw :P
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    You forgot the two important weaknesses that it has :-P
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    So, is anyone able to race now? I can :-)
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    Treck is so awesome, he dosen't need to be awake so that he can kill his enemies! That is VERY badass.
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    Definitly Zeiss.
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    But what about FE11 Kinda sad that this is the last one of the saga... But a great LP nontheless.
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    @Shinehollow: Hoo boy, you don't know how tedious that was! I had to run for half an hour JUST so I can evolve those two! At least it paid off. Anyways, new part, new buddies, new stuff, new everything! [spoiler=Part 3: WOW THAT WHIRLIPEDE IS TOTALLY 100% LEGIT]I finished grinding Lena and Castor, so now we shall go to the next city! But before that, I would like to tell you that for finding Castor, I grinded all of my pokes to level 15, and this means Caesar evolved into a Flaaffy! Anyways, let's return to Route 20. During the Trainer Battles, Jagen evolved into a Herdier! He looks a lot more like the real Jagen now. We arrived at Virbank City! And we get greeted by Daddy Issues! Amazing. This city is boring. Let's go to the complex! WE GET THREE NEW BUDDIES. Wrys the Koffing, Cain the Growlithe and Ogma the Elekid. Don't worry, I traded Ogma from my White 2 game. After telling 3 workers to get back to work, we get the TM94 Rock Smash. I grinded everyone to level 18, and Marth evolved into a Dewott. I bringed Marth, Caesar, Cain, Abel, Wrys and Barst for the gym. The only one that did nothing was Abel. Wrys and Cain took out the Guitarist, Wrys and Barst took out the Cue Ball, while Caesar took out Roxie's Koffing and Paralyzed her TOTALLY 100% LEGIT LEVEL 18 WHIRLIPEDE, while Marth defeated it with Razor Shell. We got a new Badge and TM09 Venoshock! And we have to go to Pokestar Studios! We encounter the director, and I also forgot his name in english, so I'll call it with his name in italian: Mr Wood! (Masturbation jokes come at me) We get to watch a shitty movie featuring a superhero! The superhero was defeared, BTW. I'M GONNA BE ON A MOVIE?! ...Oh wait, this is Pokestar Studios. Let's skip it, because we all know how it works, right? HOLY CRAP IT'S TEAM PLASMA. HOLY CRAP THEIR THEME IS AWESOME! Apparently they're now in New York. Wait, what do you mean It's not New York, it's actually called Castelia City? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?! Tune in next time for: A new Gym, new city and Tons and tons of Pokemon!
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    The original Rainbow Road for the N64 has to be my least favourite of the RRs, probably because of how long it is, and that it had fences all around the track. There are also random Chain Chomps that can hit you, but that's it for the hazards. I'm really glad of what they did on Mario Kart 8, by removing most of the fences, making the course shorter and making it a lot prettier. And my fave track in the game has to be either the Electrodrome or Sweet Sweet Canyon. (Toad's Turnpike can burn in hell, though.)
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    A NEW BABY THREAD HAS BEEN BORN! ...Has anyone any diapers in case it marks the territory?
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    HOLY CRAP IT'S GLAC'S BDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLACEON! (Jolteon is better tho)
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    Guys, I think I'll turn into a Jellicent. Hope you have fun with that.
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    Hello, Hi, Hey. Enjoy your stay and don't get lost in your way!
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    If PK gets better, I'm getting better too. Even if we don't know eachother.
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    @Shock: Oof, sorry about that ._.
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    There's a man that can heal your wounded allies... His name is WRYS. He's the best healer ever. Also, WE WANT 6800!
  17. Squidmark Iggy
    And I added 10 more pages. Lemme edit that. EDIT: HAI I'M IGGY!
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    12 more pages. 12 more pages to 6800. Then we'll do a party. Maybe we'll do something about it.
  19. Squidmark Iggy
    I am fine, what about you?
  20. Squidmark Iggy
    Guys, I'm bored. Let's make a cult! (Next poster will create our cult's god.)
  21. Squidmark Iggy
    WOLT SO BROLT. And Shanna is a god, apparently. #TheMoreYouKnow
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    Oh hey, I'm here. This means one thing: New update! [spoiler=Part 2: That's a Herdier, I think,]We're back! I grinded Abel and Shiida to level 8, and the former got Bug Bite. Shiida, on he other hand, got Leer. Oh well. Time to go to DA RANCH. In DA RANCH, we'll get new team members! 4, to be exact. Jagen the Lillipup, Caesar the Mareep, Catria the Azurill and Barst the Riolu. Catria was the last one to be caught, so she went to the box. (Don't worry though, she'll have some time in the team, like everyone in the team.) Anyways, I grinded everyone to level 10, and I also evolved Barst and Catria into Lucario and Marill respectively. (I had to walk a lot for that, though.) Suddenly, Turd happens, and sends out his Snivy. 2HKOd by Shiida's Gust. And a Herdier is missing. Who let that dog out?! (No, please. Don't you dare reference that song. Ever.) Le gasp! It's Team Plasma! (I thought they were called Plasbad...) We saved a Herdier, and got the Frustration TM! (Man, is that move bad.) We have to battle little children's monkeys now! Catria sure did a field day with Rollout and Defense Curl. And now, we'll see the Medal Man! (Has anyone ever got all of the Medals in this game?) And apparently there's a Gym in our starting city. (Goddamn biggest starting city in the whole series.) LET'S GO IN DA GYM Caesar and Barst teamed up and defeated the first trainer, while Jagen and Marth defeated the other Trainer. TIME TO BATTLE THE GYM MAN. Wait it's just Cheren, never mind. Anyways, Abel Bug Bited the Patrat, and Shiida spammed Quick Attack on Lillipup. As you can see, everyone in the team did their job, and we also got TM83 Work Up, much better than Frustration. And Bianca comes in and gives us TM27 Return. And we have Catria. With Pure Power. Welp, GG. Also, we can have rustling grass, this means 2 new team members! I caught Lena the Audino and KASHIM THE DUNSPARCE, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. And now I gotta grind 'em. G'night.
  23. Squidmark Iggy
    Alright, here's the first part of the challenge! [spoiler=Part 1: That One Big Green Hat]Goddamit, I love this game's title theme. Oh well, time to start our new adventure! We now meet our beloved (and hot, and sexy, and etcetera...) Professor Juniper, and she shows us her Cinccino. (Come on Juni why don't you show us our other things... And no, I'm not talking about your Watchog.) And now I think I pissed her off. Oh well. Time to choose our hero's gender! I chose male, and then they even wanted me to give him a name. Who the heck this sexy lady think I am, his mom? Whatever. I gave him the name Harold. He looks like a sir. (Though he does need a haircut.) WE CAN NOW GO TO THE WORLD OF POKEMANZ. (But this isn't Mystery Dungeon D:) Holy crap, I love this intro. WHY DOES IT LAST FOR 15 SECONDS D: And now, we get to know our mom! ...Well, Harold's mom, mine dosen't look like that. HOLY CRAP SHE HAS AN APPLEWATCH. UNOVA'S IN THE FUTURE. (It may be 1 year in the future, but it still IS the future.) Oh hey we can control our character. Awesome. Also, Harold's mom really wants her son to gtfo, because she told him if he wants a Pokemon and a Pokedex. (Maybe she wants him to do a journey. Or maybe she's waiting someone to make her an erotic massage.) And now, we meet our rival! His name is Turd, btw. You'll know why in future. (Wait, so we're in the future and you're telling people to know why your rival's called Turd in the future? What's this, Futureception?) Apparently we need to find a lady with a green hat named Bianca. She'll give us the Pokemon. And Turd follows us. Gr9. WAIT WAIT WAIT TURD LEAVES US. YES. WE DON'T HAVE THAT STUPID SMELL ANYMORE. HOLY CRAP IT'S BIANCA. GIMME POKEYMANZ NOW. Lesse... Snivy, too smug, Tepig, too fat, Oshawott... PERFECT. You'll be our starter! And his nickname will be Marth. He's the only one that looks like Marth. TURD WHY YOU WANNA BATTLE ME. FINE, FINE, TACKLESPAM BATTLE IT IS! (Spoilers: I won.) WOO I CAN RUN! POKEBALLZ GET! Route 19: lolpatrat lolpurrloin Marth is level 7, BTW. Got Water Gun. HOLY SHIT IT'S ALDER. AND HE JUMPS OFF A CLIFF (Like always) Now I have to see Turd at a farm, BUT I DON'T WANNA. Route 20: TWO NEW POKEYMANZ. Sewaddle: Named Abel, Pidove: Named Caeda. (Yes, they both have the right gender, don't worry.) I must grind my new mates. Bye!
  24. Squidmark Iggy
    Guys How about we play SUPERMAN 64?! loljk
  25. Squidmark Iggy
    Well, I bring you a plot twist! I'M NOT YOUR DADDY I'M YO GRANDPA! Imagine that in Awakening for a momet
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