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Nice. I have not heard of that joke. Mumkhar/Metal Face is fun to write. He's a glorious ass.

Oh, I didn't know this. I like the trapping idea better for Shamir and Dedue though. Like...bruh, the gentle giant is hungry. He is allowed to take seconds! 😞

What supports would you add, and what would they contain? Here's mine. Petra and Dedue: She approaches him after hearing he also comes from a land considered foreign. Takes him the whole C support to warm up to her. In C+ support, she's got him convinced to sneak into the library at night to mark Duscur on all the maps again and she will help him. They end up getting into a disagreement and arguing in Brigidese and Common (Duscur doesn't have its own language), and she threatens to write "something rude" on the maps over Duscur. A monk kicks them out. B support is them talking about the detention they got and the rumors they started about goblins in the library. Shamir and Petra or Dedue: For Petra, they talk about the survival instinct and thrill of the hunt. For Dedue, Shamir catches him trapping medium game in the forest. He eventually explains that he does this because not enough meat is served at meals in the cafeteria but he doesn't want to draw attention to himself by taking seconds anyway. Ignatz and Bernadetta: How is this not a romantic ending option, or even a support at all? Two shy art nerds. Slow burn. Cute.

Mumkhar: TELL ME ABOUT MY APPLICATION NOW YOU BLOATED GLOVE! Master Hand: (snaps) Mumkhar: (thrown out of Master Hand's office forcefully) Ganondorf: I see more villains are being allowed. Ridley: Another hominid too. With a long slim sword. At least this one is female I guess. Ganondorf: My space dragon friend, females are smaller and curvier at the chest. K Rool: Take the pants off and check. Sephiroth: (sword at K Rool's throat) Fat crocodile, that will not happen. Bowser: That's a male voice. Mumkhar: So everybody's gonna just ignore that I had an app in long ago and I'm still just a damn stage hazard?! Dedede: You like being a stage hazard. Mumkhar: (mocking fat penguin pose) yOu LiKe BeInG a StAgE hAzArD Ridley's only familiar example of a female human is Samus. He thinks long hair = female. Ganondorf told K Rool hominids/humans/humanoids wear pants for modesty and males are very blatantly obvious uncovered, because one day he asked him why he was wearing shorts in the hot tub. The kongs wear clothing only as fashion. Done explaining. That's the joke. Sorry not sorry.

This is the department of health, only the employee is wearing a mask!

Wow, the NES FE Theme is surprisingly a bop. I do think people were spoiled by GBA and Tellius animations. Also, GBA are easier to sprite.

I mean, even with what's said in Silver Snow, it's a nice headcanon.

Well, his lack of aging is probably because of the blood transfusion he got, but everything else works really well! Glad it's a favorite!

This is oddly the most adorable thing I've heard. Most of my headcanons are very fanficy and involve fankids or OCs, and I have much more than these, but these are a few. Laguz can technically shift from birth, it just usually takes them some time to learn to do it. They turn into an animal the same stage of development as them, so a cat toddler will become a kitten etc. Naesala and Leanne's kids were gifted children and learned to do it as babies. Leanne found two fluffy downy chicks in the crib and beckoned Naesala to come see and he beamed with pride. Edelgard once screamed at Dimitri when they were living together as kids because she thought he shouldn't be allowed to have grilled cheese because she thought it was "girl cheese". He got her back the next day by asking her if she had a nap and then saying "well you need one" when she said she didn't. Lambert kept a shots fired scorecard, much to Patricia's chagrin. The Agarthans and their allies in the palace were poisoning Ionius and that's why he looked so rough. Glenn was a cool ringleader type big brother and his favorite thing to do was make up knight practice missions. Sometimes they were "yo bring me a chocolate milk and some fruit", other times Rodrigue had to put his foot down and discipline, like the time Glenn had his little buddies convinced that monsters were disguising themselves as the adults and Lambert got a bucket of water dumped on him because the monsters were weak to water. Another time he dared them to make Miklan sit on a baked potato. They did. It was chaos. Rodrigue said no right away to "stand in the street and moon the carriages". Sylvain would have done that without being told.

I am replying to tell you I'm definitely interested in this and will read it sometime within a few days.

A FE4 remake comes out and it gets boycotted by religious groups with lots of money. They sue Nintendo and Nintendo stops making FE games. I wish the Oosawa manga would be reprinted and translated.

Granted, but now FE Clean exists instead. Dragon lolis teach kids how to bathe. I wish the next FE game would have a dragon shota.

I saw a meme template

I SHOULD stop using it, but I find myself scrolling anyway...

What.

Oh my god I used up all my attachments like over a year ago and 99% of them were random shit I was sending in PMs. No. I'm good. I don't need to go down that rabbit hole.

You know, some people have a banning fetish.

You don't buy anything for Black Friday in the first place. I wish I could have a pet rat.

Damn Dad calm the fuck down

All I know is Ionius is tired of these motherfucking snakes in his motherfucking palace.

In Obama's sock drawer. What the hell was that?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machali_(tigress)

Hitchhiking sounds like something Ashe would do.

I love how my thread has an argument in it now.