DragonFlames

Ah, yes. The days where cartoons had actual effort put into their visuals... You're making me nostalgic for shows like Gargoyles, Darkwing Duck and the original DuckTales. Oh, a funny answer? Uh... SHAZAM!!! Also thank you for deeming me interesting enough for a member interview. :3 What kills your hype for an upcoming video game / movie?

Christophorus. Killing people with soundwaves and instruments is just so much fun! She also has what is probably the coolest Musou attack ever conceived: a tuba laser beam! She also roasts enemy officers upon defeating them: "Hmmm. You're pathetic.", which gets all the more hilarious when you defeat someone like Lu Bu as her. Oh, right. Fire Emblem *ahem* Celica and Lianna are my highest levelled characters but I always have the most fun when playing Shiida. So I'd say these three make the cut for my favourite characters in Warriors.

The coffee is a little hot today. Eh, who cares? *takes a sip*

Has doppelgängers, apparently.

Probably because old ladies aren't as likely to have some manner of knight come rescue them. Also, virgins taste better or something. Why is music sometimes said to have magical powers?

Because memes. Who coined the famous phrase "My leg!"?

Albert Speer. After all, everyone seems to have forgotten his involvements in the crimes the Nazis committed. Also, his son is still filthy rich today and owns his father's company. So... yay, Germany for once again proving you're a country of money-hungry, greedy wimps, I guess... *deep sigh* Man, that went places. Sorry 'bout that. WYR own an opera house or play in an orchestra?

Because my browser automatically logs me out of everything every time I close it and now I can't log in again for some reason. What is the appeal of Dragon Ball?

Because paranoia. I'm joking, of course. Why are my tastes so weird?

"Do you think they know I'm part Cyborg?"

Because you didn't empty an entire can of Febreze into it. Who invented the washing machine?

You'd think they would have noticed by now that I am a skeleton. But alas, they didn't.

Orphans tell your mom jokes to me (long story). WYR be an eagle or a vulture?

Because she doesn't have much competition in FE7. Also, people didn't try to turn her into a sex symbol for the entire FE franchise like they did with *coughLyncough*, *coughCordeliacough*, and *coughCamillacough* Man I think I'm catching a cold or something. Sorry about that. Wtf is Rule 34?

Less people would try turning themselves into shark bait. What if water was red?

I'mma be that guy and say that I don't have any, because I don't feel guilty about the things I like. If I had to name one it'd probably be the games that have copious amounts of fanservice and get panned for that among communities, despite the game underneath all that being very, very good (in my opinion, at least). And no, I don't mean Dead or Alive, since I've never even played that. Though I hear it's pretty competent as far as fighting games go, though I suck at fighting games, so I'll probably never know. Specific examples would be: Conception II: Children of the Seven Stars, Nights of Azure, and Nights of Azure 2. I'm also weird in that I tend to enjoy games which the community of the franchise at large tends to collectively defecate on for one reason or another. Examples include, but are possibly not limited to: Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World, Warriors All-Stars, Atelier Sophie, and Tales of Xillia 2 (the best one after Berseria in my opinion). Even weirder that the opposite also holds true in at least two cases that I'm aware of.

If it's named Tim, then yes. Yes, it can. What would Fire Emblem be like without RNG?

"God damn it, cameraman! Can't you take a photo of me where my head ISN'T cut off? Seriously!"

Balls on chains will be inaccurate as all hell (a.k.a. not worth using) and an entirely new class will be made that exclusively wields whips. Said class is called Dominatrix, wears only BDSM gear and constantly makes references to it. Wait, that's just the Dark Hunter from Etrian Odyssey. Darn it! I wish there was an additional ending scene depending on who your avatar romanced in Fates / Awakening / an eventual new Fire Emblem game with that mechanic.

Probably. What do dogs truly think of us?

"Okay, so should I get vanilla or strawberry ice cream?"

Definitely yes. If you had a friendly demon following you around that constantly speaks in riddles, what would you do?

"Should I tell them that I left the oven on?"

"Papa is praising me again! Yay!" @HawkwingThat genuinely cracked me up. XD

... to play Heavy Metal until three in the morning. The proper way to host a show is...