Candlejack

You mean like how the creationists do?

*Catches the bullet and tosses it*

I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT! Remember how Crash's "why do people think I like mist?!?" thread went down? slightly NSFW pics. If we can get people to start doing so in that thread... Good lord. It would end the largest board in the Forest.

"Sorry pal. I'm not willing to go that far to find him. FFtF is just an abyss. IF I went there..." *Whips out a cigarette, lights it, inhales, and breathes out a ring of smoke* "... I wouldn't be the same man. I'll take my chances here..."

I had reach, but she had flexibility. THIS MATTER REQUIRES DIRECT INTERVENTION. Biotic God, Blasto, Space Hamster, Conrad Verner, and Zombie Nihlus are going to be your new teammates.

Okay guys. So far, I have a few things: 1. Claim that member X would rape member Y if given the chance. 2. Tell everyone in that thread that 4chan is coming to raid the boards via hacking accounts. 3. If all else fails, attempt to overthrow Roxas so I can bring down the FE4 Thread from the inside. 4. If THAT fails, I shall return to the drawing board.

No. I need something that will totally set friend against friend, brother killing brother, mother strangling babies... I need to think of the most trolltacular post of all time.

*Turns to AstraSolLuna* "What? You speak English, dummy? I said I'm looking for a guy named Rienfleche. Somebody said he was around here eating some cake. Any mention of where he was going?"

I just want to lock it to see the world burn. This requires everything I can muster up. What is the most controversial and flame-bound topic these days...

Yeah I think I posted in this thread before. But to reiterate I must say that religion is pretty much one of the biggest reasons that scientific breakthroughs was put on a standstill for +200 years.

We should attempt to bring down the FE4 Thread. Like, military operations and shit like that. Anyone who wishes to join the revolution should contact me via PM. Because any mod knows that if they shut down that thread... They're doomed.

"Looks like these folks would want me to kill you. Besides, you don't know what my employer is giving me to off people like you". *Holsters weapon* "Luckily for you, I'm not here for your sorry ass. I'm waiting on a fella named Rienfleche..."

1. Really? And how is a webgame similar to a fully developed full-fledged console game? THE LAST THING I'LL SAY IS QUALITY OF ANIMATION. 2. Wait, so when they are hit they don't flinch? FAIL 3. Still it's like arguing two consecutive people practically groping one another.

sorry but yeah Those characters you mentioned don't have SPECIAL requirements in the animations department (lol at even mentioning for Ice Climbers). With a mount of any sort, it becomes extremely awkward. Imagine forward smashing somebody on a horse at 90% damage. HOW WOULD THAT GO?

*Looks to the right and sees RP* "Heh..." *Spits on the ground before getting up from his seat and turning to RP* "You look a lot like a guy I used to know". *Quickly pulls out a Colt, the exit of the gun right against RP's head* "Your drama isn't welcome in a lot of parts. People want you dead..."

She will. Eventually. The next DLC is featuring the Hammerhead and I THINK a new weapon.

Alright fine. I'll give it to you that I exaggerated when I said that everyone was a sue/stu. Rei is the ONLY remotely Mary-Sueish character on the show and there is evidence pointing towards that. And not even a goddamn "OH BUT SHE IS DISTANT" excuse can save her. And it appears I am not the only one who is disappointed in this series. An actual quote: "This is a giant robot saga the same way Twin Peaks was a cop show". Entire plot: Constant themes deal with him subconsciously wanting to fuck the shit out of his dead mom, his problems having a vital life affirming relationship with his father who is too busy fucking the underage clone of Shinji's dead mom to notice him, and his having to pilot an alien/robot life form (that's secretly his dead mom in disguise) in order to attempt to defeat nearly invincible, huge alien life forms (who are actually biblical angels) who are hellbent on awakening the final angel Lilith (who is Adam's slut on the side) so she can turn the planet's inhabitants into a huge ball of cherry Kool Aide for no readily apparent reason. WTF? In Japanese, "Shinji" means "whiny Oedipus-complex bitch boy". Also the word "plot" doesn't mean anything in Japanese and hence this show just defined anime for the next generation. The highlight of Shinji's career as a pilot was fapping to an unconscious Nazi (which actually does happen during the first 10 minutes of the second film). Later, while still unconscious, Earth's defenses send her out to fight the giant alien whatevers and she gets eaten alive because Shinji was too busy curling up in a corner and BAWWWing. The show is also about a penguin who lives in a refrigerator and a blue haired dick named Rei Ayanami, who is a clone of his dead mom. Kinda like Star Wars really, except everything that goes unexplained just turns up to be Shinji's mom. Evangelion is notable for having over 9,000 final episodes, not to mention the 2 new movies recently released with alternate, alternating endings after the three movies already released. The show was created by some 1337 azn who was put into a mental hospital because he would slam the door on his dick. Every fangirl and fanboy just hate him because of the shit endings he keeps on throwing at them like a monkey would throw scat in a zoo. One day, last Thursday, he heard the doctors talking about Latin/Greek medical terms and freudspeak. The bat shit insane director thought it was "deep" and "philosophical" so he added some shallow references to Jesus and agnosticism and he came up with this shit. Also see Xenoshit if you would like the copied yet makes more sense version of this non sequential bullshit. By the end of the series, Shinji is so emo that he single-handedly causes his clonemom Rei to rape the world, causing every person on it to turn into a mysterious liquid. Good going. Also the movie End of Evangelion should be noted for having the biggest pair of tits that you will ever find anywhere. It should also be noted that in the last episode, we find out that Shinji's dad is, in fact, Shinji's mom. Go figure. Cheer up, emo Shinji. TL;DR version: Comedy response images are not allowed outside introductions and FFtF. ~ Love from Shuuda.

Your word out of everyone's counts for shit. I mean, look at your avatar and signature.

You guys are pussies. This is something Kenshiro would do. Or Slayer.

Okay guys keep a deck apart at all times. *They leave* ... what a bunch of retards. ARGUING ON THE INTERNET???

That is a pretty badass thing to do.

GOD DAMN IT I MEAN FIR

That, however, is saying little.

lawl wow how did I read that as Fa.

Yeah pretty much. "SAY MY NAAAAME"