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I'm always pleasantly surprised to find a piece of fanfiction which is tasteful, well written and well thought out: your work seems to hit all three targets. Congratulations on a very fine piece of work

To the tune of "The Trooper" by Iron Maiden: You take my life but I’ll take yours too You fire your crossbow but I’ll run you through I use a brave axe for the dual attack But without canto there’s no turning back The bugle sounds, the map begins But on this battlefield Daein wins The sound of Thani tomes and horses’ breath As I plunge on into certain death Oooooooooh! Oooooooooh! The horse he sweats with fear we break to run The mighty roar of the sub-humans And as they race towards our castle wall The beeping sound as my hit points fall They fly up ledges from the castle ground Commander Ike then sends another round They get so near yet so far away They won't live to fight another day. Oooooooooh! Oooooooooh! They get so close near enough to fight 3-13 archer gets them in his sights Lets loose the arrow and I see the blow The hawk falls down to the ground below. And as I stand there having beaten Ike I look back and reflect on this map I like Promoted Nolan, Jill and Edward too Those who can’t; I’m just better than you To the tune of "The Boxer" by Simon and Garfunkel: So you wanna be a Trueblade In Radiant Dawn Are your growths high in strength, skill and speed If not then you’re gone Can you move seven squares to attack all your foes If you need to Can you hit, can you dodge Can you crit, and double when you need to? Well, you might as well quit If you haven't got it So you wanna be a Trueblade Did you get luck blessed? I can tell you've got it in you I've trained the best When you work and you sweat And you gain 5 levels in just one map Then you near lose your mind When you get one hit killed and you shout “crap!” So you might as well quit If you haven't got it. Put him on the map, Ike Look at how he’s grown Stealing all the kills, Ike Guess we shoulda known We’ll show him the ropes And destroy his hopes Put him on the map, Ike Give the guy a chance Let him feel the sting, Ike Stab him with a lance We'll pulp him to bits Then he'll call it quits for sure, Ike So you wanna be a Trueblade Wanna climb the tower There's a top killer inside you At your peak power If you double and you crit There's some exp you can earn and defend here When you get a master crown You're a king not a clown A contender But you might as well quit If you haven't got it Put him on the map, Ike Something new to hit Let me have a swing, Ike He’ll answer with a crit He’s just much too swift We can’t catch his drift Put him on the map, Ike Chicken a la carte Put him up a gap, Ike Tear laguz apart The laguz will strike Let me have them Ike To the tune of "American Pie" by Don Mclean: A long, long time ago, I can still remember how I was so weak at level 1. And I knew if I beat up Boyd, Greil would make sure I was employed and then he would begin to teach his son. But then the Black Knight killed my daddy, became a recurring baddy. And then before dad's last breath, I swore I'd avenge his death. When I told Titania that he'd died, she went into the woods and cried. And something touched me deep inside the day my father died. So bye, bye greatest swordsman Gawain Though Lehran’s Medallion once drove you completely insane And you hired Volke to be your personal bane Then you were cruelly slain, then you were cruelly slain As we left upon our trip, we were blocked from getting to our ship, by a group of Daein foes. Now in this troubled time of strife with our fate balanced upon a knife then of course that’s when the Black Knight shows. Well he moved forwards at a slow walk, towards the ship moored at the dock. I told my men to run; well I knew nothing could be done! I was a lonely teenage orphaned lord with a wanted princess and a Regal Sword; I knew the Knight must be ignored the day my father died. So bye, bye greatest swordsman Gawain Though Lehran’s Medallion once drove you completely insane And you hired Volke to be your personal bane Then you were cruelly slain, then you were cruelly slain Now for one year, we've been questing on and we got some help from great Begnion and now we’re taking back our land Her retainers want to meet our liege but they’re in a castle under siege so the princess orders us to give a hand Oh and while we surged to the fort’s mouth, the Black Knight appeared to the south When battle was adjourned, my attacks were duly spurned And he told me of the holy blade that a smith of ancient times had made that I’d found there in the forest glade the day my father died So bye, bye greatest swordsman Gawain Though Lehran’s Medallion once drove you completely insane And you hired Volke to be your personal bane Then you were cruelly slain, then you were cruelly slain Helter skelter in a summer swelter. The Black Knight dwelt in Gaddos’ shelter. Seven chests here filled with dough, Soren thinks he’s in the know He wants to tell me not to go but I know I’ve really got to beat this foe Mist joins me in the Black Knight’s room and combined we send him to his doom The castle starts to fall, oh now we must escape this hall After leaving the collapsing fort I saw a shape in the castle’s port ‘Twas a Knight of the most eldritch sort the day my father died So bye, bye greatest swordsman Gawain Though Lehran’s Medallion once drove you completely insane And you hired Volke to be your personal bane Then you were cruelly slain, then you were cruelly slain Oh and three years later came a war, caused by an event all abhor When the senate burned the heron’s wood Ranulf told me the Black Knight had moved once more in public sight And I knew he’d face me when he could Oh and as I waged this racial war, and wandered what the deaths were for The Daein army’s boss endured a crushing loss And as Ranulf looked up to the sky, he saw a flash out of his right eye The goddess said the end was nigh the day the planet died So bye, bye greatest swordsman Gawain Though Lehran’s Medallion once drove you completely insane And you hired Volke to be your personal bane Then you were cruelly slain, then you were cruelly slain And as we climbed the guiding tower, I felt a presence of great power Encased in eldritch, black plate mail I grabbed my sacred blade Ragnell and I sent Zelgius off to hell, but he told me make sure your quest doesn’t fail We fought the mighty dragon king and a man who hated everything We had to slay the goddess, despite her fetching bodice And as I struck the final blow, I knew then it was time to go to places noone else would know the day the goddess died So bye, bye greatest swordsman Gawain Though Lehran’s Medallion once drove you completely insane And you hired Volke to be your personal bane Then you were cruelly slain, then you were cruelly slain So bye, bye greatest swordsman Gawain Though Lehran’s Medallion once drove you completely insane And you hired Volke to be your personal bane Then you were cruelly slain, then you were cruelly slain Hope you enjoyed them, it's a fun way to pass the time

Hear hear! Raziel is the dude: Rafiel might, with some stretch of the imagination, be described as A dude. Raziel is the most durable entity in the universe, Rafiel dies in a hit.

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Gotta go with the majority on this one: Zihark rocks baws thanks to many reasons already mentioned up above

Greetings denizens of the Serenes Forest, I come to you as a relative newcomer to the world of Fire Emblem. I have played a lot of RD and PoR but have yet to try the others. Not long 'til I finally get a PC though, so it won't be long now. I like Fire Emblem and wordplay so expect to see a lot of haikus, limericks and rewritten songs based on Radiant Dawn.