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Yesterday, I had one of the most painful poops in my life. i hadn't gone(or even had to go) for 7 days and I still had no urge. So, I was forced to drink a very large quantity of prune juice. After taking 3 hourse to work. My bowels start to feel as if the were about to explode so I go onto the toilet. The poop was ridicuously hard and large. The sensation of forcing it out was quite comparable to forcing a large, glass orb that had been chipped all around it out of your mouth, only it was my anus and the orb was actually a large brown poop. But this was just the beggining. After dealing with this for an hour, I wiped for another half hour and continued with my day. It effectively took 6 hours for the prune juice to prepare wave 2. This time, it was the most putrid diareah you had ever smelled. And it burned. Badly. I spent a total of 3 hours passing burning, scalding, blobs of sludge and another hour to wipe. for both poops. I had to use a plastic golve to go in and break up the horrid bowel movements.
I actually had to hold most of the diareah just so I could get it all down the pipe! after every flush(there were 5) I had to drop a small bit of diareah into the toilet bowl so it could go down. It was really awful.