Ansem

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i wasted 100 orbs today and only got Vike. my pity rate is 10%

its a fucking trap 

what is this fake news 

wut

lol

she does look like an emily

but shes really bad 

i think she cant counter when people attack her bc of her bow or something. she basically gets doubled from a distance 

who

spanks

thank u

naw

did you see this?

come back

doesnt count if hes the only one posting on things

its an old account. frozen exploded in popularity in '14 which was the last time i was on the site since its so inactive.

oh haha yeah.

yet i dont know who you are lmao. are you talking rl or?

thanks for the heads up

lol i see what you did there

okay that is fair i did not mean it in the sense that they are objects.

*"i dont like treating my women like..."

i blame patriarchy

to each their own? i dont like treating my women like an unlockable video game character i need to learn a secret for. and even so at this age finding a partner is not that significant .-.

what are you even talking about

is that a promise?

i meant steer the conversation in the direction towards "lets hang out." i agree with the latter half of your sentence, but i also think there is no secret involved. like you said, the whole "secret to getting a girl" is misogynist as it puts all women into a one size fit all model. in addition, this model probably has sexist implications, but i digress.

wait so you did it?

dank memes cant steel melt beams

it couldnt have been that bad. if i were you i'd try to segway into a "lets hang out" or something.