Robo

Four score and seven minutes ago our teammates brought forth in this gym a new match, settled in sweat and dedicated to the proposition that all men on their team suck. Now we are engaged in a great turf war, testing whether that gang or any gang so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that gym as a final resting-place for those who here gave their skils that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense, we cannot dunk, we cannot freeball, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who busted a cap have consecrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember how we play here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the ballin' rather to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us--that from these honored shitheads we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion--that we here highly resolve that these homies shall not have died in vain, that this nation under Shaq shall have a new birth of freedom, and that control of the gangstas, by the gangstas, for the gangstas shall not perish from the streets.

Because insulting people over the internet with acronyms is far less psychologically intensive than posting a few topics without (god-forbid) badly spelled over-done internet memes from 2001 and constant pre-pubescent sex jokes. Obviously I'm out.

Of course not. Do not suggest such blasphemous things.

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHA Don't think so buddy. You gotta pay up to flip my lid.

Jokes and Serenes Forest go together like oil and water. DON'T HATE ME.

Stock is for overgrown men! WE DEAL IN PRE-REGISTERED BEEF AND ORANGE JUICE LUNCHBOX DELIVERY! HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS INEPT METHOD THAT DOES NOT CAPTURE THE SPIRIT OF STOCK EXCHANGE OR PORTABILITY AT ALL? TOO BAD YOU BADLY-CHOPPED STRAWBERRY RAISIN FOR THOSE WHO FEEL GOATS SHOULD USE GIANT MECHANICAL ROBOT CROCODILES TO TAKE OVER THE GROWING ALUMINIUM INDUSTRY AS WELL; JOIN ME AND WE WILL MAKE THIS BIG LUMP OF DIRT A BETTER PLACE! JOIN GOOD! JOIN VSODTAOGOAAT! (Very Sexy Organization Drying The Awesome Organized Goats One At A Time)

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Clearly a subject worth discussing.

I was just challenged for a doubles ping pong match on an arctic oil rig that is currently being terrorized by warm weather. Anyone care to join me?

That which is unknown cannot be known unless it is known.

Insanity is no excuse for destroying a chocolate bar factory.

And we have a winner! Poor clueless person of the year award goes to you good sir! On another note, I once swalled a snake whole while it was digesting my stomach acid.

My skills with the flux capacitor exceed those of 90 m/ph, because my dice roll so oddly.

I play snooker only on Sundays with a 2 by 4 hockey stick.

I subdued 50.000 zombies with a foaming rabid bunny.