[spoiler=kinda long]
i was about to make this with sakura & elise's roles reversed but then i remembered sakura is sakura
but then i made that version anyway (on tumblr)
Once upon a time, me & my bro went to GameStop looking for Robin amiibo (good fucking luck, me) & went out with 2 copies of Codename S.T.E.A.M. because it had that big of a discount on it.
& then Fire Emblem Fates happened.
HOT JOKE FRESH OFF THE PRESS
[spoiler=revelation-related & 15 pics long]
The child of light kidnapped in the dark is not of Nohr blood nor a child of the Hoshidan king The child was born of the white queen and silent dragon Anankos is the true father
i would have used the evil version sprites but they’re not in feits cause it hasn’t been updated in 3-4 days short of a fucking year
& the "1% 7-accuracy crit" is a reference to an utterly ridiculous rng moment i saw on tumblr
edit: .....i would pull it up but i can't find it after around an hour of searching
this is most definitely the longest feits shitpost i've made yet
in fact it's so long i didn't even bother to post the separate pics & just made a vid of it
this is totally what happened at that post-war party in revelation what are you talking about
update: pretty much everything i complained about so far has been mended
1: Pidgey. Birds are pretty much everywhere over here.
2: Still Gardevoir.
3: Usually.
4: Eevee.
5: no but I caught a wild nidorina does that count aaaaaaaand i evolved a pidgey
Does 10:15 pm count as night cause I tried logging in again & it did that thing where it thinks "sign in" means "the back button".
edit: the ol' uninstall-reinstall didn't do nothin either