Metal Rabbit

*bark*

o_o

Peekaboo.

Would you like to give me a nickname?

Well what doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

What is it with you and attacking my bowels? I'll fight you when you grow up.

:3

*grabs sword arm with one arm and delivers a straight with the other*

related: watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7Vh8tVPjHk

*assumes a low guard*

Mine are made of steel, they're much more durable and easier on my hands.

*rushes in for close combat*

Good, now you have to leave before it gets too graphic.

Whatever, better I vent myself fighting than by doing naughty things with a youn girl.

*puts on steel knuckles and assumes a boxing stance*

Miss red, are you alright?

Very well, if she's okay then it's cool.

But she was my little red loli girl...

I must avenge her! You must understand that as a fellow man.

Matt! You killed my loli before I deflowererd her!

This will not be forgiven!

*punches Matt*

Leave that lolita alone!!!

*turns bright red*

If you feel something poking you, call the police before it's too late!

o_o

Oh god no...

*looks away*

Take care not to trip over anything then.

;_;

I guess that's alright. Just tell me that you're atleast not wearing a short skirt.

*thinks of dead nuns and kittens*

It's cause... a voice inside my head tells me to do naughty things to you. Please leave.

Dear girl, it's for YOUR protection, not mine. Although since you're grade A jailbait I'll need a lawyer to protect me form prison.

Get away before I lose control!!!

You should get away from me, because while I may not be a wolf I do love my lolis.

I'm a sugar addict, so that's not gonna happen.