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MadJak91

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  1. 2 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:
    Spoiler

    It's literally referring to how the Valkof was made a part of the castle.

     

    Spoiler

    lmao, sorry, I know. I had to use that opening provided ;D

     

    2 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

    You want him to shut up?  Bake him a goddamn loaf of bread!

    This is allowed. I think. Back then gender roles were about *gunshot*

     

    2 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

    Why do you look so goddamn happy, Welks?

    I think he is starting to get the pattern. Squad 7 does every job. Next up: Squad 7 cleans the windows! After that: Squad 7 secures the local fields and farms them! Next: Squad 7 personally dances for the generals. Oh yeah: Squad 7 guards the sheep!
    Squad 7, Squad 7, Squad 7... Squad 7. What are the OTHER squads doing??

  2. Sometimes I feel like you know a bit more about military than just possible interest but you do not have to answer that. And no, I am not a spy asking, lmao.

    3 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

    Or some combination thereof?

    Yes....

     

    3 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

    One of the few remnants of the ancient race of warrior women known as the Valkyria.

    Spoiler

    I guess I need a refresher unless it is in the game and I forgot but I think nobody really says anything about what happened to them. The Valkyrur apparently just left but... where? Kind of weird to think they disappeared because where would they go in a civilized world? Hm. The Darcsen make sense because they GOT REKT and you still see plenty of them but with the Valkyrur it seems like they died (civilization illness, collapse, war etc.) and only a very few descendants survived to keep a bit of blood circulating (Selvaria, Alicia, other Valkyria mentioned in other stories). Do you know something?

     

    3 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

    "Made pillar of its keeper's keep..."

    Oh. I thought Selvaria was just addressing Max with an innuendo related to their relationship... ....

     

    3 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

    No, I didn't edit these pictures, this is how he always looked.

    I learned that sandwich can wait a bit. Good.
    Oh! Did the mod change how his offers for orders work? Curious. If I am not mistaken, you can actually miss orders because it is slightly random whether he offers an order or not but there are only limited opportunities when he has an order for you. Something like that.

     

    4 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

    Taking a break from kinks, we have Nadine with Rear Guard

    This... was planned, right?

  3. Wow. I completely missed the update on Friday. Time to cut on those concentration drugs...
    Or maybe I should learn to stop scrolling through my notifications like: "Mmm-hm. Yes. Yeah. Sure. Cool. OK. Oh!"

     

    On 10/13/2017 at 10:13 PM, Ertrick36 said:

    His name is Sergeant Go-Fuck-Yourself.

    Reminds me of this old obscure game called SHOGO: Mobile Armor Division where the protag says "Sir! Shut the hell up! Sir!" to his admiral at one point...

     

    On 10/13/2017 at 10:13 PM, Ertrick36 said:

    You say they're infamous for sandstorms?

    Yes. I am laughing more than I should... lmao

     

    On 10/13/2017 at 10:13 PM, Ertrick36 said:

    You are living on borrowed time, boy.

    Gosh. At this rate we REALLY need a fanfic where Isara actually takes over as the next dictator and ushers a new age for the whole continent. It is basically writing itself at this point :D

     

    On 10/13/2017 at 10:13 PM, Ertrick36 said:

    And finally acquire a net-positive to the CUC.

    Heh. Last time I kept such a counter in a different LP, I always found a joke excuse not to give any positive points but this time I am going to be fair. Harsh but fair. Promise.
    CUC +4.5 -> 3.5
    It is still Catherine though: -1 -> 2.5

     

    On 10/13/2017 at 11:22 PM, LucarioGamer812 said:

    Man all this talk of Edy makes me want to use her even more in Valkyria

    Wow. I misread that as "to use her even more as a Valkyria".
    Imagine that. Ragnaid lit podium and shit. Probably :D

     

    15 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

    He din't care what way the winds blew; Imperials, Feds, Gallians... as long as there was good money in it for him, he cared not for the lives of the folks he hurt.

    It is unfortunate when a person dies. It is also unfortunate when a thousand people die in the Empire every day. Sometimes people must die for a change to occur and smuggling be used to revitalize broken economy. He had potential Maximillian wasted by sending him on the front. He would find much better position in the future Isara's state.

     

    15 hours ago, Ertrick36 said:

    I'm surprised this game isn't M for Mature due to its Extreme Smut.

    I have since had to look up some.... I am ashamed but not sorry.

  4. 6 hours ago, Umbran Darros 3 said:

    I feel set up for that joke

    Well, I do need behavioral data for my neural networks so thanks? I guess?
    Anyway... There is no chance. There is no luck. There are only atoms and electrical impulses with predetermined purpose since the Big Bang.
    See jokes for what they truly are! Pieces of the whole. There are no jokes. Only truth or lies masquerading as humor.
    Thank you.

    ...

  5. 43 minutes ago, Umbran Darros 3 said:

    why the fuck is your horizontal stretch so large

    Just cos.

     

    41 minutes ago, Ertrick36 said:

    Could I get you to cosine on this deed to my shack?

    I am not defined there.

     

    26 minutes ago, eclipse said:

    And this is mine.

    I guess you and the game are composite then.

  6. Pokemon is a ripoff of Digimon
    Burger King is a ripoff of McD
    Discord is a ripoff of Skype
    Skype is a ripoff of ICQ
    ICQ is a ripoff of IRC
    IRC is a ripoff of texts
    texts are a ripoff of letters
    letters are a ripoff of communication
    communication is a ripoff of language
    language is a ripoff of sounds
    sounds are a ripoff of gestures
    gestures are a ripoff of social interaction
    social interaction is a ripoff of getting it on
    getting it on is a ripoff of evolution
    evolution is a ripoff of microbes gitting gut
    microbes gitting gut is a ripoff of molecules combining
    molecules combining is a ripoff of God's creations
    God's creations are a ripoff of alien overseers experiments

  7. First, as was already mentioned, take care of yourself first. Swallow all the Ragnaid pills or something.... Come to think of it, is Ragnaid like all-purpose medicine in the VC world. Huh. I do not think there is any lore explanation for how it works so I am guessing something like Bacta in Star Wars.

     

    On 10/9/2017 at 2:38 AM, LucarioGamer812 said:

    I'm on chapter 18 now

    Spoiler

    Chances are you already solved your problems but the Penetration order helped me a lot there. Welkin is in a really bad spot from the beginning and once you take care of his safety, the rest is slowly using lancers to eliminate the annoying turrets. It is a difficult mission regardless...
    You are probably playing with the mod and I have never played with it so I think my advice would be pointless. No idea.
    Oh! This is a pretty good guide for the vanilla game:
    https://www.gamefaqs.com/pc/870296-valkyria-chronicles/faqs/55889

     

    On 10/11/2017 at 6:23 AM, Ertrick36 said:

    Time to play "Guess Where Edy's Going"!

    I just realized Edy is both a born leader and panicky. Are those two not opposites in a way? Well, not opposites but a bad attribute for a leader but then how is she a born leader? Haha.

     

    On 10/11/2017 at 6:23 AM, Ertrick36 said:

    Yes, that's the Oval Office in the background.

    Noted: Do not eat while reading this LP. I always figure I can during a lunch break but not anymore. I lost my freaking crap seeing that image and almost choked on my sandwich. The fact my keyboard is a mess does not matter as much... Glorious image edit :D :D

     

    On 10/11/2017 at 6:23 AM, Ertrick36 said:

    But I swear she'll be more useful here.  I swear it!

    But for now... CUC: -1 -> -1

     

    On 10/11/2017 at 6:23 AM, Ertrick36 said:

    I guess I was right all those times I talked about how shitty the Imperial soldiers are.

    Well, we cannot be all Isaras, right? Some us have to be Maximillians. Ahem.

     

    40 minutes ago, LucarioGamer812 said:

    Edy dual wields SMG's and basically glides around shooting like crazy

    Unfortunately, that stunt would put her VERY high on Isara's hit list and well... You cannot have competition.

  8. I really want to but cannot because of something dumb with the bank and Patreon is blocked...
    So I opt for straight up donations when I want to OR commissions (if it is art related person) OR other forms of payment like different tipping services if the person has accounts there.

  9. Urgh... I was lagging behind but that is corrected now.

     

    On 10/3/2017 at 10:51 PM, Ertrick36 said:

    HERE'S EDY!

    She... looks like a failed pop-star there. I am not sure why I am getting those vibes...

     

    On 10/3/2017 at 10:51 PM, Ertrick36 said:

    If there's anything I've learned from Valkyria Chronicles, it's that if you wanna kill a dude for sure, you gotta shoot him in the toes

    Pff! I was doing that since Half-Life! Peek just enough to see a soldier's boot and unload both barrels of your shotgun into it. Dead soldier. Time tested method!! Kids these days are all about their K/D and headshots!

     

    On 10/3/2017 at 10:51 PM, Ertrick36 said:

    You know what's happening here, right?

    Uh... I inspected the screen and it is Edy under heavy fire from an Imperial orbital canon? That is how it looks like. Gregor was right. The Imperial military knows their stuff!

     

    On 10/4/2017 at 0:01 AM, LucarioGamer812 said:

    hey it worked and was my first real cheese in the game

    Yup! And this is the mission when I discovered you can send a buffed-up scout up north during a sandstorm and they will take care of the tanks there. Then you just storm the north base with a shocktrooper possibly backed up by a sniper. Good times.
    Then the next mission kicked my sorry ass.....

     

    CUC: +0.5 -> 0

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