SB.

[21:10:25] Shin: I hate Harvest Moon

[21:10:33] Shin: why would a girl be impressed by vegetables

[21:10:53] Shin: if someone tried to offer me a cabbage as a valentine's gift, I'd rage

[12:37:16] Shin: Brits don't use protection

[12:37:23] Shin: why do you think the Jeremy Kyle show exists

[12:37:24] Serious Batnanas: yeah

[12:37:33] Serious Batnanas: dem teen pregnancy levels

[12:37:45] Shin: my hometown was number 1 in the country for a while

[12:38:04] Shin: for some reason it plummeted the year I went to uni

[22:38:24] Esme: but alec

[22:38:32] Esme: be proud of your firm and shapely rump

[19:48:43] Shin: The following actions are honorable for this alignment:

Dirty Fighting

Fleeing a battle that's obviously going poorly

Gloating over a victory

...

[19:48:46] Shin: ha

[19:48:50] Shin: I fail some of these

[19:48:58] Rapha: yeah

[19:49:04] Rapha: shin flees from every battle

[19:49:09] Rapha: not just the ones that are going poorly

23:11 Prims rein joinagame

23:11 BBM that was way before SB started playing

23:11 LiquidSnake i'm considering joining avatar

23:11 BBM but are you considering playing in it?

[20:59:09] Horace: yeah he did but cordelia killed it

[20:59:15] Horace: otherwise nowai would die

[20:59:28] Horace: her lunch would have killed her otherwise

[23:41:02] Rein: On 5/4/13, at 6:33 PM, Lucy wrote:

> vaike in b tier wat

i know, i think he should be above grandmaster of disaster too

[10:21:31] Hiro Protagonist: PEOPLE ALWAYS PINCH THE NIPPLES OF THEIR CLOSE MALE FRIENDS

[18:56:45] Xinux Xinstar: PKL is a growth unit

[18:56:49] Xinux Xinstar: don't listen to him

[08:51:31] Shinori: huh

[08:51:31] Shinori: what

[08:51:41] Shinori: Was everyone pinging me or something?

[08:51:45] Shinori: I saw boobs said a lot.

[00:17:46] SB: has someone told olwen that the tier list isnt an ltc tier list

[00:17:55] SB: I dont think he gets it

[00:18:09] Dinfinitysignfina: i don't think he cares

[00:18:17] Horace: i dont think he thinks

[20:03:02] Rein: "this isn't a perfect level up, it's just a shin level with 6 other stats

[19:13:57] Rae: but you only dropped Bearros!

[19:14:00] Rae: You didn't drop Essbee!

[19:14:01] Rae: or maybe you did

[19:14:04] Rae: you just didn't leave a mark

[19:14:12] Shin: you were the favourite

[19:14:19] Shin: so I made an active effort not to drop you

[20:57:24] Esme: LUCY GOT THE D

[20:57:28] Esme: in Lances.

[23:10:44] Donald Yang: [23:09] Esme:

<<< I do not, factually, literally, and figuratively suck

your lungs create volumes of low pressure in order to oxygenate your blood

[23:10:47] Donald Yang: you do literally suck

[12:10:29] Classic Refa: wow...actually thinking about it, i'm pretty sure the female MC of Persona 3 can get Mara....so a GIANT DICK is actually one of her other selves wow that...wow...i am at a loss for words...

[18:50:53] Darros: geez don't you read THE ENTIRE CHAT when you login?

[18:50:56] Darros: read harder sb

[18:51:06] SB: sorry brother

[18:51:17] Darros: it's okay I can forgive you

[18:51:21] Darros: it's a forgivable crime

[18:51:32] SB: like MURDER

[18:51:33] SB: right

[18:51:55] Darros: Murder is totally forgivable, once you spend a bunch of years in jail

[18:51:57] Darros: or whatever

[00:33:59] Boron: Oh, wait, Charlie is SB's real name?

[00:34:02] Boron: When was this a thing?

[00:34:42] Rein: for 16 years

[20:55:29] Shin: if you smell like lavender you're like 3000% more likely to win the Shin

[20:55:45] scorrikitty: note to self: throw away lavender soap

[01:11:00] Shin: [01:10] Terrador:

<<< ...isn't 6.1 cm pretty small for a willy?

this is Sharpy we're talking about

[01:11:07] Terrador: And we know nothing about his genitals.

20:43 BBM "armin, you always save us!"

20:44 BBM >forgets about the time he just sat there and let eren get eaten

[20:05:18] Xinux: [20:03] Terrador:

<<< Boobs!Xenah canon now

rage that also explains why her archery is so relatively terrible

stop making sense

[20:07:16] Shin: at least she has somehwere to hold her arrows

[17:43:50] BBM: i dont even know how to do something rgith

[21:19:32] Shin: well I yaranaika'd before it was cool

[21:19:36] Shin: I'm still waiting for it to be cool

[21:33:02] Classic Refa: Mirai Nikki is kind of like Mafia The Anime, except instead of RVS you have Psycho Ethlin saying YUKKI YUKKI YUKKI AI SHI TERU!!!

[21:33:06] Classic Refa: so clearly better

[23:01:49] SB: ok i have like

[23:01:52] SB: every fossil now

[23:02:03] SB: except the SHIN fossil

[23:02:06] Shin: hey

[23:02:12] Shin: the Shin fossil is m-... NO

[01:26:33] supercodplayer1998: she doesn't logical leap she logical time jumps

[19:28:51] Brad: Kay thinks I'm scum or something

[19:28:55] Brad: you should go make out with her

[19:29:05] SB: pffft

[19:29:12] Brad: I won't tell Proto

[19:29:13] Brad: promise

[18:27:14] supercodplayer1998: Oh, now I know why it bothers me

[18:28:05] supercodplayer1998: It reminds me of people having mock fights in IP chat where they're liek

OMG NINO IS BETTER THAN BARTRE

WHAT IF BARTRE HAD A ROCKET LAUNCHER

WELL NINO HAS A ROCKET LAUNCHER REPELLANT

and on and on and on

[18:51:53] Xinux: I've danced for melanie so much

this is the true sign they've grown closer

[18:52:06] Trent: c support pls.

[18:52:17] scorrikitty: snrk

[18:52:32] scorrikitty: it's a true sign of "ohgogweneedahealeroverhere"

[02:53:45] Bluedoom: clearly my luck has been miserable this chapter

[02:53:49] Bluedoom: I might be the Zeff of this RP

[02:53:50] Bluedoom: ;-;

[03:06:41] Vestige: Hey. Woah. No. Zeff might die early. And he might die a lot. And be overall very unlucky. But at least when he's alive for that one Player Phase, he can contribute something beyond -miss-.

[10:28:10] Hiro Protagonist: i don't remember what happened in semi precious so i'll just say OK

[10:28:18] Hiro Protagonist: if i suck in a game it never happened

[10:28:22] Hiro Protagonist: wow i haven't played mafia lately

[23:07:02] Shark Bait: i'm here

[23:07:19] Shark Bait: whenever i close up my laptop it just says i'm offline

[23:07:24] Danny Boy: ALRIGHT

[23:07:27] Danny Boy: ALL FOUR OF US ARE HERE

[23:07:29] Shark Bait: aaaaaand xin is gone

[23:07:35] Danny Boy: ARE YOU READY FOR THE ULTIMATE BOARD MEETING OF ULTIMATE DESTI--

[23:07:40] Rein: owned

[21:27:50] *** Shark Bait has changed the conversation topic to "praise the almighty #felix" ***

[21:27:55] Shark Bait: noego

[21:28:17] Xinux: noego, only str screwage

[23:04:04] Hiro Protagonist: Artemis wins the worst luck award.

[23:04:15] Onlysted: I might get a phone post out

[23:04:15 | Edited 23:04:20] Poly: and wolfgang

[23:04:28] Hiro Protagonist: No, he missed the ceremonies.

[04:21:43] Levity: my mom is talking about famous serial killers

[04:21:50] Levity: should i be worried

[04:21:53] Manix: yes

[04:21:59] Poly: I saw my name.

[04:22:10] Levity: are you a serial killer

[22:05:58] SRC: yeah, as bad as serenes is sometimes

[22:06:10] SRC: I can say with pride we didn't make that tier list

[05:20:26] Bluedoom: brb, Wolfgang getting Magali drunk

[05:20:41 | Edited 05:20:46] Bluedoom: ON A MISSION TO GET YOUNG GIRLS DRUNK

[05:21:07] Rein: on a mission to get punched in the face

[19:55:44] ERUERUFU: I blame being sick/bbm

[19:59:34] scorrikitty: snrk

[20:02:32] SB: i'm pretty sure bbm gets mentioned more in this chat

[20:02:36] SB: than the one he's actually in

[20:06:43] Xinux: I blame bbm

[18:52:11] Shin: your planning sustains me

[19:37:27] SB: replace planning with suffering and you get what he really meant

[19:38:09] Shin: I have a varied diet

[19:38:16] Shin: planning, suffering, torture, crying, yaranaika

[19:38:18] Shin: it's all good

[22:22:31] Shin: my friend's doing a one shot, so I made a pleasant foreign butcher

[22:22:35] Shin: who also happens to be a cannibal

[22:22:36] BBM: haha

[22:22:48] BBM: WONDER WHO THAT'S BASED OFF

[22:22:56] Darros: probably shin himself

[22:23:07] Shin: nowai, I'm not pleasant or a butcher

[16:48:19] Trent: i want to title something in the rp as SRS CANON now

[16:48:50] Rein: SRS CANON weapons exist

[16:49:20] SB: you need to do totally canon pairings like valha/ertel clearly

[16:49:33] Trent: yeah he held her like he really cared back then

[16:49:59] Rein: it would consist of very canon things like valha clawing his face off.

[21:55:33] Brad: the worst thing about my avatar is sometimes I get distracted

[21:55:36] Brad: and just admire it

[21:55:38] Brad: "so muscular"

[21:55:40] Brad: "a-am I gay"

[19:10:44] SB: The wall fainted!

[19:11:06] Reinfleche: this isn't fe

[22:12:27] Xinux: yeah if this was fe the wall would have like 100 hp and would never get crit

[10:55:58] Horace: NO

[10:56:04] Horace: SHARPY JUST TALKED IN THE DANDROID CHAT

[10:56:13] Horace: HE REMINDED ME HE EXISTED

[10:56:17] Shin: NO

[10:56:21] Shin: NOT EVEN YOU DESERVE THAT

[19:07:12] Vashiane: That's some powerful, world-ending sex there.

[15:30:28] Danny Boy: >the booty, food, and fourth wall breakage

[15:30:31] Danny Boy: SOUNDS LIKE MY LIFE

[15:13:37] Manix: so sb how's that sanity going

[15:13:42] Vashiane: What sanity.

[19:31:09] Levity: well

[19:31:16] Levity: when i still identified as girl i killed girls

[19:31:19] Levity: ... kissed

[19:31:22] Levity: how did that

[19:31:22] Trent: ahahahahahaha

[19:31:23] Levity: happen

[19:31:26] Levity: um

[19:31:31] Levity: you didn't see anything

[00:17:31] Xinux: this guy things the world is aligned against him

[00:17:34] Xinux: it's sad

[00:17:40] The Magnificent Steiner: ITP mentality

[14:01:17] 【Thunder Carnival】 Prims: sb did you get like, dormio disease where you know there are good animes, then willingly subject yourself to bad ones

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[13:14:30] 【Thunder Carnival】 Prims: sb and dormio need to like, meet up and make out

[13:14:44] 【Thunder Carnival】 Prims: while watching, i dont know, queen's blade?

[12:24:29] The Magnificent Steiner: "pokemon is fun and all but how much better would it be if all of the pokemon were replaced by lolis?"

[20:54:14] CR: >It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.

[20:54:25] CR: gee is murder legal if I don't wear a bulletproof vest

[20:54:33] SB: sorry we need to nerf all of your serial killers

[22:31:24] Darros: O: >

[22:31:29] Darros: oops my eyebrows reversed

[21:47:37] The Magnificent Steiner: when i recruited yen'fay he was beating say'ri by like 5-10

[21:47:39] The Magnificent Steiner: in every stat

[21:47:44] The Magnificent Steiner: even though i was using her

[21:47:46] The Magnificent Steiner: it made me sad

[21:48:02] The Magnificent Steiner: it also made me bench her

[02:03] zahlman: I've said it before, it's one thing to fantasize, it's a whooooooole other thing to share your fantasies"

[02:03:33] Shin: Hi, you seem nice, also I'm picturing you naked with massive boobs"

[11:49:58] JBCWK: time to finally start up ac2

[11:50:07] Euklydia: animal crossing 2

[11:50:14] JBCWK: creed

[11:50:30] Euklydia: same thing really

[11:50:53] SB: assassin's crossing

[11:50:58] SB: or animal creed

[11:51:04] Shin: let's murder the city

[03:02:51] Kellspear: what was the range of supports again

[03:03:06] Manix: 3

[03:03:11] FOErsted: 3 from the unit

[03:03:15] Xinux: 1~3!

[03:06:27] Rein: that'd be awkward if it was just 3

[03:07:27] Xinux: lol

[03:08:19] Xinux: "Stay close to me!"

"But not too close!"

"Like two yards away ok that's perfect."

[20:33:56] Shin: MY POOR SHRIVELLED UP HEART

[20:33:59] Shin: IT GREW TWO SIZES

[20:34:00] Shin: TO SIZE 2

[02:02:09] 【Prims】 I: i dont understand how people can even think that, its like, do people just poof out of existence once theyve fucked both sexes and enjoyed it?

[02:03:14] Euklydia: "I'm harmless ITP I up and leave the game after I fuck people of both sexes"

[02:36:50] Refan³: YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL IF A MOVIE DOESN'T USE REAL DINOSAURS

[16:12:32] Eli: It's ok

[16:12:40] Eli: Mitsuki's been with Vhaltz since they were like 8

[16:12:42] Eli: and haven't even kissed yet

[16:12:44] Mitsuki: WHAT

[16:12:46] Mitsuki: NO

[16:12:52] Shin: Mitsuku's right

[16:12:55] Shin: she was 7

[16:12:58] Mitsuki: T___T

[16:12:59] Shin: how scandalous

[16:12:59] Manix: that's almost as bad as shin and boron only getting to socks off

[21:49:51] Spells Badly: i told you before I'M NOT FROM HULL

[21:50:00] Roofaquest 2014³: haha

[21:50:08] Boron: Everything we know about SB is a lie

[21:50:41] Shin: I wish HULL had tried to get independence

[21:51:30] Rein: would you trust HULL with independence though

[21:51:40] Spells Badly: it'd burn down in 3 days

[21:51:54] Shin: exactly

[21:52:15] Boron: Shin wants Hull to BUUUUUUURN

[21:52:33] Boron: Some people just want to watch the world burn

[21:52:35] Boron: But not Shin

[21:52:39] Boron: He just wants to watch Hull burn

[06/09/2014 09:34:14] 【Prims】: the cool thing about sf is that we don't have Special people we just fuck up collectively

[00:37:26] Roofaquest 2014³: "Who's your general?"

[00:37:26] Xinux: "Who's the one that decided that?"

[00:37:27] Spells Badly: "Huh, what? Who is 'she'?"

[00:37:31] Roofaquest 2014³: wow

[00:37:34] Xinux: lol

[00:37:37] Roofaquest 2014³: we are all like

[00:37:38] Roofaquest 2014³: great minds

[00:37:39] Spells Badly: great minds

[00:37:40] Xinux: great minds

[15:21:04] Eli: Timp still pro

[15:21:08] Eli: smashes her gf daily

[15:21:13] Jotaro Kujo: lol

[15:23:52] Eli: oh wow

[15:23:54] Eli: eh

[15:24:01] Eli: I won't bother rephrasing that

[17:40:27] Via aka Batman: I would love to hydra with manix but the thing is we are the same person

[15:23:03] Shin: I wish I had LOADS OF PLAYERS

[15:23:10] Shin: just kidding, it'd take forever to update

[15:24:15] Polyjuices: well soon it'll be SEVEN players!

[15:24:25] Shin: YEAH

[15:24:33] Shin: I only lost like 6

[15:25:18] SB: you lost 7

[15:25:28] SB: shinvel males have a 30% survival rate gg

[15:25:37] Shin: wanna survive, get boobs

[01:44] Dorian: I just thought that he would need a place to complain after SB bussed him.^^;

[07:44:20] Prims: when did this happen

[07:44:33] RayFa³: probably like five years ago

[07:44:40] RayFa³: he still can't get over it thanks SB

[07:44:48] Dormio: but i don't even play mafia

[07:44:55] Dormio: so that is the power of sb's bussing

[07:44:59] RayFa³: yeah SB just ran you over with a bus

[15:09] SB: i like where i live

i just dont live near any of my friends so it kind of sucks

[15:11:51] Lord Rayfaquaza³: I read that as "like nearly any of my friends" and I was very confused.

[15:13:54] j00: SB is a masochist after all, if deliberately chose people he couldn't stand to hang out with I wouldn't really be surprised

[15:14:19] Lord Rayfaquaza³: Is that why he's so interested in bussing his scumfriends?

[15:14:36] Lord Rayfaquaza³: "Man, I wish I could run over my real friends with a bus, but these online chumps will have to do for now."

[02/02/2015 22:43:57] Boron: And Lyn just annoys me

[02/02/2015 22:44:01] Boron: "Plains, plains, plains"

[02/02/2015 22:44:06] Boron: "My parents are DEEEEEEEEEAD"

[06:35:47] Refaerith: w

[06:37:41] Refaerith: idk if i want to buy fe14 tho the plot spoilers that i read seem really stupid

[06:37:57] Brad: I stopped caring and just spoiled myself

[06:37:59] Brad: it's honestly retarded

[06:38:07] Brad: pretty sure I could write something better

[06:38:09] Refaerith: yeah i'm just really lazy

[06:38:11] Refaerith: hahahaha

[06:38:23] Refaerith: like the third route uh is something else

[06:38:25] Brad: like the plot of Time Travel Mafia was

[06:38:27] Brad: probably better

[06:38:29] Brad: than Fates

[04:50:42] Via aka Batman: but it's not gay if it's on the moon

[02:55:20] Rein: MEL HAS NEVER HEARD OF HYPERBOLE EVER

[21:51:38] Shin: that's why I've vowed only to use my powers for good

[21:51:48] Shin: or at least not entirely evil

And some bonuses:

Cam: i've always shipped elincia/edward because it made people get very mad

BBM: SB is always pro after subbing in and still always loses.