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What signs of trouble were occurring, but often overlooked, in 1920s America?
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I’m usually on mobile, which is constantly clearing the dashboard.
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Three Houses Top V. Bottom Tier List.
Also, respecting women Tier List.
Don't ask about Mercedes.
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1 hour ago, Dragoncat said:
@KnightOfNohr This is some glorious shitpost where is it from?
Oh, I wrote it myself. It’s a bonus chapter in my fanfiction.
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“Dimitri, why are we dancing?” asked a young Edelgard.
“To playfully establish our relationship!”
“No, I mean, why dancing specifically?”
Silence.
“Edelgard, we’ll be friends forever, right?”
She gave him a look.
“Forever? Forever? Forever? Forever? Forever?”
“...you done?”
“Forever?”
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“I still don’t understand, Edelgard,” C.C. said.
“It’s quite simple, really,” she explained. ”I’m the daughter of the emperor of Adestria.”
“Then why are you at Garreg Mach?”
“Well, Fodlan consists of three nations: Adestria, Faerghus, Adrestia, Leicester, Adrestia, whatever they’re calling the setting of Fates nowadays, and Adestria. My father is the Emperor of Adestria, which meant he had many wives. Of course, that came with its own problems.”
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If I have to watch one more episode of Bridezillas, I’m gonna saw my own arm off.
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“I and a bunch of my brothers and sisters lived together in the palace—and by the goddess we were motherlicking adorable. Nunnally and I shared the same mother.”
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“NUNNALLY! WE HAVE TO KILL THE TOOTH FAIRY!”
Every day, I pray I was adopted.
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“But then, the noble houses of Adestria seized power from my father, and my Mother, Uncle, Nunnally and I were sent to live with King Lambert of Faerghus, a great man with only one flaw: his son.”
“I can survive solely on a diet of cheese and lighter fluid!” Dimitri cried from across the monastery.
“After a tragic slip ‘n slide incident, I was sent home, only to immediately be subjected, along with my siblings, to torturous Crest experimentation.”
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“THAT SMARTS!” shouted a young Edelgard, as Solon injected dark energy into her body.
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“The kingdom wasn’t doing much better in my absence...”
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Thales sat on his throne, thinking.
What’s that...Faerghus? Something about...Faerghus?”
“We’re assassinating the ruling elite of Faerghus!”
Yeah, nailed it!
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“A few years later, I was sent to live and study here, right in the belly of the beast. But, secretly, I run an elite underground team dedicated to toppling the Church of Seiros!”
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“If anyone wants some pizza bagels, just send me an email!” Kronya said.
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“And...that’s pretty much it! No gaping plot holes at all.”
“But—“
“AT ALL!”
“But what about your friends? What about Dorothea, and Caspar—“
“NO ONE CARES ABOUT CASPAR!”
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
“You know what would suck?” Young Dimitri said. “Having white hair.”
Edelgard stared at him.
“You know what would suck even more? Having white hair and a drastically shortened lifespan!”
Edelgard stared at him.
“You know what would suck even more? Having white hair and a drastically shortened because of the experiments that killed all your siblings!”
“Dimitri!”
“Yeah?”
“You’re absolutely right.”
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
“You’re leaving, professor?” Edelgard asked worriedly.
“It’s just for a faculty meeting. I’m sure you kids can go a day without supervision.”
Three hours later, the monastery was in flames.
“CLAUDE, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!”
“But you told me to do it!”
“Liar!”
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“I need your help. Can you come here?” Edelgard asked.
“I can’t. I’m buying clothes,” Dimitri replied.
“Well, hurry up and come over here.”
“I can’t find them.”
“...what do you mean, ‘you can’t find them?’”
“I mean, I can’t find them. There’s only soup.”
“Well then, get out of the soup aisle!”
“All right! You don’t have to shout at me!”
Edelgard listened to his footsteps over the phone.
“There’s still more soup!”
“Go to the next aisle!”
“More soup!”
“Where are you?!”
“I’m at soup!”
“What do you mean you’re ‘at soup!?’”
“I mean, I’m at soup!”
“What store are you at?!”
“I’m at the soup store!”
“WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!”
“I WILL TAKE THAT HEAD FROM YOUR SHOULDERS, AND HANG IT FROM THE GATES OF ENBARR!!”
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“You wanted to see me, Archbishop Rhea?” Edelgard asked.
“Yes, and I’ll be blunt with you: you have to stop killing people.”
“...why?”
“Because mother is sick and tired of reaping all their souls. You’re killing them faster than she can put them away. We may have lost a few.”
Nemesis gave a thumbs up from across the room.
“Wait, how did he get in here?”
“That’s not important. What IS important is that you stop killing all the wrong people.”
“So what you’re saying is...”
“Yes?”
“I need to kill all the right people!”
“No.”
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10 minutes ago, Troykv said:
So Jeritza will be playable now? And with supports? Yaaaay
I wonder which characters (other that Byleth) he'll support.
My guess is: Mercedes (duh), Edelgard (maybe explaining her undying devotion), Hubert (both serve Edelgard), and maybe a few others, depending on what they do for his backstory.
My headcanon was that House Hyrm brainwashed him into a killing machine and presented him to Edelgard/Flame Emperor as a gift. She promptly had him kill them, and the rest is history.
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On 9/12/2019 at 5:37 PM, Saint Rubenio said:
All I can say is, it better feature Leon as Lloyd. Or, just Lloyd. All I'm saying is that, if it's Code Geass, it had best have the best character in the series.
: ...
: Who's going to tell him the only non-FE characters are Ryuk and C.C?
All jokes aside, I'm glad to see another Lloyd fan on here! I like to watch Anime muted, and imagine the characters' voices for myself, and you know who Lloyd sounds like? Claude.
: What about the other characters?
: C.C's Lysithea, Suzaku's Alm, and Lelouch is Me Doing A British Accent.
On 9/12/2019 at 5:37 PM, Saint Rubenio said:But Luke has no magic!
...which is why, yes, Linde. Or Etzel. Etzel would be better, frankly. It'd give him better staffing abilities while he's the only real healer, more reliability with the magical nukes, and compensate for his high base level, which Linde doesn't suffer from. But again, hormones.
: He's got a point. It's not as if I can one-round anything, anyway.
On 9/12/2019 at 5:37 PM, Saint Rubenio said:9 defense on a Mage is subpar? You clearly have no ironman experience. 2 luck is subpar. 9 defense makes him awesome.
As I have said before, I not only have never played this game, but the only Ironmans (Ironmen?) I have done are for the later games, with their massively inflated stats.
On 9/12/2019 at 5:37 PM, Saint Rubenio said:She seriously should've been a Mercenary. The biggest missed opportunity in this game. Eh, but it doesn't matter. Even as a Merc, her optimal promotion would've been Falcoknight.
I'm pretty sure she was a Mercenary, but they realized last-minute that class is arbitrarily male-only and switched it.
On 9/12/2019 at 5:37 PM, Saint Rubenio said:That's... Oddly aggressive, against the sweetest girl in Archanea. She isn't even sexualized, like future dragon lolies. What is there to hate here? I do not get it.
: Nah, I like Tiki. Marth does too, actually.
: I apologize for my outburst. I had sand in my shoes, and was confronted with carefree happiness. Not a great combination.
: I don't like sand. It's neither comfy, nor easy to wear.
: What the pter---
Battle, Part 1:
SpoilerWe start by making Wendell a Bishop, for Physicing purposes. "But what of Luke?" you may ask.
...he has discovered true power.
Gordin gets a feather in his cap.
Etzel takes drugs, as suggested...
Dice gets a starshard and learns to read.
Finally, his daughter buffs up a little.
The team for today.
Oh, and our friendly neighborhood viking gets a shiny new toy. Can you guess the reference? (Hint: it's Veggietales.)
The battle begins with Horace baiting out the dragons. Why Horace, you ask? I forgot about doubling.
I do not trust you forts in the slightest.
Ow
Gordin attacks with the Killer Bow, but sadly fails to kill.
Dice picks him off.
The other dragon is tag-teamed by Elrakin and Palla.
Nice! Double-digit magic!
Good, but still average.
Everyone else moves up.
Don't worry--the Wyverns can only attack Palla.
Which they do.
Lately, she's been doing nothing but killing Dragons while riding a Dragon. Palla's whole life is just...dragons.
Oh, and this exact level, over and over again.
Gordin weakens the last Wyvern, getting...
*sigh*
Oh, I almost forgot: Darros is here. We'll be recruiting him, for the sake of not fighting this promoted unit, but he probably won't get much use. His stats are probably as good or worse than Dice if we promoted him right now.
...hmmm.
Ryan picks up after his older brother.
Meh.
Dice gets a kill, and the third bad level in a row.
Moving...
Called it! I called it, you Protosauring Pteradons!
Gordin once again uses the Killer Bow, which fails at its one job.
Elrean gives this Dragon a taste of his Unlimited POWAH, and Ryan...
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Gemini, stat!
Perfection.
Less than perfection. Of course, Strength means you could argue the streak is broken.
Recruit!
For his first, and likely only, action as a member of our army, Darros weakens a dragon.
Malice picks him off, getting a great level.
Luke chips away at the Swordmaster. He can't kill, even with the counterattack, so he should be safe from the Dragon--
: LUKE! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL THAT ONE!
: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!
: DO YOU WANNA GO BACK TO BEING A CLERIC?!
: IS THAT A THREAT? BECAUSE I DON'T MIND AT ALL!
Palla moves up to protect our prince.
HE DODGED! LUKE, YOU ABSOLUTE BALD LEGEND!
Good thing, too; this would have killed him.
The Devil Axe, sadly, fails to backfire.
Gordin weakens---
OK, now that you're not using a weapon designed solely for the sake of getting crits, you crit. Right.
: Hey, I don't choose where the dice land. I just sleep in it.
: What the pter---
: Gordin, what did I tell you about using arbitrary mixed metaphors?
: "Stop it; you're confusing James?"
Anyway, Palla kills the other dragon.
Huh. Darros gets some more use, after all.
Malice finishes him off.
OH, COME ON!
OH, COME ON!
Well, at least Horace lives---
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Hey, at least Malice lives!
Now, our position is a delicate one. We have to make the best use out of every tool we have.
There. The tomahawk Fighter can neither double nor one-shot anyone, so we should be fine.
There. We were in a pretty bad situation, but we managed---
She's north a ways. Goodbye, last dedicated axe user.
Palla, sadly, lacks the dedication to be a true axe user.
Also, did you know that Dracoknight is the only Female-available class in these games that can use axes?
Etzel Eztcaliburs.
Luke swords.
Palla sits and contemplates life.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
WHY
WHY
LOOK, RANDOMLY SETTING EVERYTHING IS ONE THING, BUT AMBUSH REINFORCEMENTS?
THESE PUNKS ARE THE FAKEST DIFFICULTY IN THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE. THESE GUYS ARE THE REASON THE EXALT AND THE KING WAS MY LEAST FAVORITE CHAPTER IN ALL OF FIRE EMBLEM UP UNTIL NOW.
No, this Mustafar-At symbol Dollar Sign Dollar Sign map takes the spot. I AM SALTIER THAN A LARGE FRY FROM MCDONALDS; TRUST ME, I KNOW HOW SALTY THAT IS. I'M AMERICAN.
: Brother, no!
: Don't delete my 100% completion LEGO Star Wars save file...
OK, this is just rubbing insulting salt into the injury.
On the bright side, I don't think Marth can get out of this situation alive, and I can try this deplorable level again.
Yup.
Yes, what of Al?
Anyway, I need a break. See y'all next week.
Reset Counter: 6 (Marth--3. James--2. Slow Palla--1)
DEATH COUNTER:
Wrys
Samto
Caesar
Radd
Catria
Caeda
Cecille
Feena
Arran
Roger
Bantu*
Minerva*
Barst
Merric
Frey
My Dignity
Jake**Abandoned
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Acceleratle.
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Vowels.
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Depression.
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Happiness.
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Stones
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: Yes! I managed to update---and according to schedule, to boot!
: Wait, you have a schedule?
: Uh, yeah? I play the maps on Saturday, and post on Sundays. What, did you think I just pumped out one of these whenever I felt up to it?
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On 8/31/2019 at 5:54 PM, Saint Rubenio said:Quite right, Byleth. Screw the haters, DSFE looks good and Malice is best waifu!
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...you, on the other hand...
: You know what? I'll let you live, since you have the decency to acknowledge the subjectivity of beauty.
On 8/31/2019 at 5:54 PM, Saint Rubenio said:Oh, now this is low. Can we expect a Reader X Linde fanfic, now?
I'm sorry, I can't help it. It's the hormones.
No, I don't have a crush on LindeThe fanfiction's probably a no-go. I'm a bit busy with my Edelgard x Dorothea Three Houses/Death Note/Code Geass fic.
On 8/31/2019 at 6:27 PM, Eltosian Kadath said:F!Byleth would have looked very pretty if she had gotten her tattoos done at a professional parlor, and not the local prison yard.
: HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT---
: *ahem* What I meant to say was, the stuff on my legs are intricately-designed pantyhose, not tattoos.
: See?
: Why were you wearing a school uniform?
: I lost a bet.
: ANYWAY! It's desert level time...you know what that means!
: What's with the guitar music?
: Dear Naga, not this again...
: I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, and irritating, and it gets in everywhere.
: I don't think anyone likes sand, Elrean.
; Now, I have been told that this chapter is grueling and difficult. So, not the most fun of times.
: Some of you may die...
: ...me included.
: I'm pretty sure we established that you are not the James in our army---
: BUT! We have tools the enemy doesn't. Palla! Mages!
: Unlimited power!
: I know we can do this...so sing it with me!
: A RIVER IN A DRY LAND!
SpoilerThis will be a very cautious game. By cautious, I mean, "Palla kills all the wyverns."
Everyone else moves up.
It's a great opportunity to work on her axe rank.
And, her stats in general.
After a quick heal, she continues her work on wyvern duty.
The rest all move up with caution.
#UNECESSARYCRITICAL
OK, now it's time to attack.
Moving wyverns. Of course. Good thing we've got Palla.
Speaking of Palla, she finds this. It's going straight to Linde, of course.
Huh, that was a lot of EXP for just a Heal--
: LUKE! DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?!
: Uh, I healed Palla?
: WITH PSYCHIC!
: ...oh.
: It's called "Physic," by the way.
: Wait, really?
In more pleasant news, Linde kills an Archer and gets a great level.
Wendell weakens the Killer Axe Man, gaining...
...
Gordin takes the kill.
The E-Mages tag team the other Fighter.
Palla kills a wyvern, but you were probably hoping for new news.
Palla gets a good level, but see above.
Strategic use of a javelin to avoid counterattacks.
Also, criticals.
he ded
Look, I know this is kind of boring, but I'd rather make one of the harder chapters in the game a Palla-fest than cause unnecessary drama by engineering character deaths. Do I look like a Youtuber to you?
Criticals: the new Cancel skill!
I have nothing to say. It's Palla.
Oh, hey! Someone other than Palla kills a wyvern.
I...
You're supposed to be good, Etzel!
Defensive positions!
Our swordies are feeling dodgy today.
: Never say "swordies" again.
More Etzelibur.Exzalibur? Exzelalibur?
Gordin picks off a Fighter...
Palla continues to bait wyverns...
James and Linde tag-team one...
Malice kills an archer...
...and Elrean burns a man.
Breaking News: Nothing New Happening!
James sets off in search of the Speedwing.
I have nothing else to say about this.
Wendell weakens a Fighter...
...appropriate that the first use of Unlimited POWAH! is a crit.
Etzel whittles down the archer for Linde.
Once again, very good!
Speedwing get! I'll probably give this to Gordin--though Malice or CavaLuke could use it, as well.
: LUKE! YOU DID IT AGAIN!
: I'm sorry! It's the one I'm holding; I just default to it!
Gah, I need to let out some aggression. Palla! Kill that guy!
: Maybe. Will you let me out of this bunny outfit.
: Uh...I don't think so...
: You are a despicable lump of a man.
: Just because I accidentally set your dresser on fire?!
: ...oh.
Palla gets a level. It's OK. That Speed cap is...ridiculously low, though.
The Hunter goes down like a sack of wet bricks.
Excellent! Linde will take this as well.
More teacher/student tag team!
A good level, but those stats are still subpar.
Palla.
Wendell will go out to fetch the Energy Drop, or whatever's in the right corner.
Palla.
More sword for Malice!
Palla.
Palla.
: Say "Palla" one more time and I turn your insides out.
: ...somehow, you figured out the cutest way to threaten someone with disembowelment.
When I first played FE7, I got a lot of use out of Erk, Canas, and Lucius. Since they were all Mages of some sort, I had a little prepubescent imagination world of them being a superhero team: the "Mystical Magical Magesquad," with Priscilla being the side female character that really deserves more attention. You know the one.
Yep, they're back. Now with five members.
: Memebers.
: This is why you're not in it.
Linde takes on the problematic Killer Bow....
...oh.
One point, Linde. One point.
Etzel is safe even from a crit, but he can kill Elrean or Linde if he gets lucky. Look, I'm sorry to say this, buddy, but...Linde's worth more than you. Better stats, and has quite a bit of added value for being the tactician's love interest. Not to say you aren't good, but...
Oh, triceratops, look at me. I'm trying to explain to a video game character why I'd prefer to risk his life instead of another.
He didn't crit! The Star Wars jokes live on!
.allaP
: Cheater.
Pali-A.
Ah, the Falcoknight-inator! I won't be delving into the implications of giving Malice a Whip.
: ...
: I can't help it, it's the hormones.
Speaking of Malice, she gets a kill.
And a good level! Double digit strength!
HE DID IT AGAIN
We mop things up...
Etzel gets a level....much better than last time.
...and Palla gets the kill because who else?
: I HAVE WANTED TO KILL YOU FOR SO LONG
: CHOOSE YOUR NEXT WORDS CAREFULLY YOU USELESS DRACONIC LOLI
: Oh, Xane. Everything I said still applies.
Reset Counter: 5 (Marth--2. James--2. Slow Palla--1)
DEATH COUNTER:
Wrys
Samto
Caesar
Radd
Catria
Caeda
Cecille
Feena
Arran
Bantu*
Minerva*
Barst
Merric
Frey
My Dignity
Jake**Abandoned
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17 minutes ago, CyberNinja said:
But... Hubert already knows that she's the flame emperor, look at all those House Vestra mages running around in the Flame Emperor's army.
How do we know they’re from House Vestra?
Anyway, this probably came about because of Remire Village, where Hubert runs up and goes “HAS ABYONEB SEEN KADY EDELARGD” and the FE immediately teleports away. That made Edelgard’s Emperor-ness so painfully obvious it was hard for me to believe he knew at that point.
This whole debacle’s probably just an excuse for me to Huberdinand Hurt/Comfort, honestly.
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I’m currently writing a fanfic, and I imagine Edelgard, just, never telling Hubert she’s the Flame Emperor, and at the big reveal he’s more or less coerced into fighting with the Church. Of course, in almost any scenario, he’d side with her.
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I had never imagined that Mercedes would side with the Empire—at most, she would be taken as a hostage to work in the infirmary.
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4 minutes ago, Vince777 said:
I don't see Marianne wishing to fight the church of Seiros. She seems extremely devoted to the goddess.
Yet, Edelgard’s War is against the church itself, not the Seiros Religion—imagine a war on the Catholic Church, but not on the Christian religion as a whole. On BE-E, a recruited Marianne will talk about how she still believes fervently in the goddess, despite the war at hand.
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3 minutes ago, Hauke said:
Caspar would side with Edelgard because in HIS view Edelgard is the hero, not the villain.
And Ashe also joins the empire in the GD route...
True, but that’s not really joining the Empire so much as getting roped into fighting with those loyal to the empire.
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I’m writing an Edelgard-centric fanfic, and it occurred to me that it’s not really explained in detail why she blames the Church for Crest-based society. Beyond her whole speech in chapter 12, I don’t think the game ever tells you. Did I miss any implications or subtext? How did you rationalize it? (Not for hating on Edelgard)
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: I just want to thank Ruben for the great plan. There's just two problems with it: first, the blocking strategy requires 8 units, and I get 7. Well, 7 and Horace.
: Second---and I didn't realize this until the second go around---my Palla is not fast enough to double Roro.
These are the lengths I've sunk to. Deinoychus you, chapter 10x.
By the way, how do people pronounce Roro's name? I say Roar-o, but I wouldn't be surprised if some people said Row-Row. Shame FEH called him Legion, and we'll never get an official answer...although, these are the guys who came up with "Camoo," so...
On 8/27/2019 at 10:53 AM, Goddess Serra said:Wow. You actually made a female Byleth that's prettier than the real female Byleth.
: HOW DARE YOU BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR EYES NEED SOME RECONSTRUCTIVE SWORD SURGERY, [CENSORED]!
: Byleth? What happened to your quest to kill every last version of
: I'm still on it, but my godlike powers include the ability to detect when people are talking [Censored] about me.
Battle, Redux:
SpoilerFirst turn positions. Navarre will be acting as a human sacrifice.
Pleisiosaur, he can't even be sacrificed properly!
We nab some free exp...
(...thank you, Taurus)
...and finally finish this level.
Exploitation of game mechanics.
Rude.
: We're all just puppets, aren't we? Dancing across the stage of life, beholden to whatever cruel fate the story has set for us...
: Constructed of primarily carbon-based material...
: ...
Sadly, I am beholden to the will of the people...
Now, female MUs get a cool sunglasses thing for a mask. Male ones, on the other hand...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
: ...well, that was pretty short.
: So, Linde...how was your date with James?
: Oh! It was...nice.
: By "nice," do you mean nice, or nice?
: I mean nice.
: Good for you two!
: What are you talking about?
: Uh...goodnight, everybody!
Reset Counter: 4 (Marth--2, James--1, Slow Palla--1)
DEATH COUNTER:
Wrys
Samto
Caesar
Radd
Catria
Caeda
Cecille
Feena
Arran
Bantu*
Minerva*
Barst
Merric
Frey
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