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...nobody. Then...

Banned for something.

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...that he decided to give up on life. He sits and does nothing. Meanwhile, in a very far, far place...

Banned for liking Fates.

Banned for liking Blazing Sword, which is clearly a bad game.

...does her best and murders George Lukas. She grabs her son's corpse and cries in agony, for the most beloved treasure she had in life had just died. She then decides to...

...glass of water. He rolls down a cliff and hits a steel rock, but he was so tanky he did not get a single scrath on his body of armour. As he was walking away, a summoner summons him in Fire Emblem Heroes. There he meets...

...he totally sucks at the game. He gets depressed and dies. In response, Celica...

...to eat a sandwhich, which was made by Dorcas, who had eaten poisoned mutton, which was Genny's grandfather, who had tried to reach the other dimension by making an exotic poison bomb that ended up poisoning and killing him. Turns out the sandwhich was...

...the moon falls on Earth, killing everyone except Grima, who creates his own world. In this world...

...he falls on the ground and dies. His corpse is then sent to the Dark World, where the Dark Lord Loptyr takes over his body. With a new body, the Dark Lord decides to...

...was fed to Elise. Elise learns Wrathful Staff and starts to eat everone. She then ate Dorcas, who had eaten a poisoned mutton, so she dies after eating him. Xander, in response...

...Dorcas. Turns out, he did not bring pizza. Instead he brought a mutton. Jakob carefully analyzes the mutton before he decides to eat. After thinking a lot, Jakob decides to...

..all the staves and swords disappear. Jakob then beats them up and throws them in the trash. There, Donald and Goofy find a copy of Fire Emblem Fates: Birthright. They decide to...

...assassinate him since she evied him. She becomes the queen and starts a brutal dictatorship which ruthlessly abused of its citizens and was merciless to foreigners. Little did Mae know that a hero would soon rise. This hero was...

And people still say the one RN system makes the game more difficult for the player...

..."Get out Stephen Colbert! This is our rock!" So Gonzales together with his two brothers, Gonzalus and Gonzaltes, beat Stephen Colbert up. He faints. Then more of Gonzales' brothers arrived: Gonzilus, Gonzeles, Gonzaleas, Gonzaules, and Bob. They all picked Stephen Colbert up and threw him into the ocean. After two days, Stephen Colbert gains consciousness and notices he is in an island. He decides to explore the island and finds...

Well, I did. You have to dismount for the Frozen Lord Glitch to occur. However, you do not even need to dismount and wait. I had dismounted by accident, but mounted back without ending my action. That was already enough to trigger it.

The Frozen Lord Glitch has happened in my playthrough. I had no idea that this existed. I guess I will have to restart the chapter... Oh well, such is life. I just wanted to upload this image that I find really funny. You can see that half of Seliph's sprite is inside the map and the other half cannot be seen on the screen. I cannot even select him since he is not in a map tile. This happened because I saved during the chapter and then got back, hoping that it would be fixed. The cursor does not reset to Seliph at the start of each Player Phase when this glitch happens, it instead appears at the top-left corner of the map. Turns out the game really thinks he is there.

...Risen Dorcas and Risen Keaton started to attack the Peashooters. They struggle against the Peashooters, but eventually win. They make a victory dance, but burning Sigurd runs through them, setting fire on them both. They both panic and...

...the mutton Keaton had eaten comes out from his mouth and forces its way down Dorcas' throat. Dorcas swallows the poisoned mutton and faints. Camilla curiously looks at Dorcas' body and says "What happened to Dorcas?". In response...

Just forget that has happened.

...was too busy viewing peculiar tomatoes videos to do anything. Camilla then enters his room. She sees Leo...

I have never played Binding Blade. I have olny played Blazing Blade once, but I do remember using Priscilla, just like you. I have played Sacred Stones countless times and I always use Tana and Lute. I love using them since you cannot damage what you cannot hit. Also, I think the correct term would be "avoid tank". Dodge in Fire Emblem refers to critical rate and Avoidance to normal hit rate.