ProfImpossible

Please, just call me prof. Not at all! I promise to answer any questions asked. I would only ask that participants not be too disappointed if a similar answer is provided. Thank you, and have a great day.

*EDIT*. It has come to my attention that it is not possible for me to run for this position at this time (see last post in thread), but I thank all of you for your support. Please tell your friends! And your enemies why not? *Ahem*. I would like to formally announce my candidacy for the re-interview opportunity available this week. I'm running on a platform of being slightly more interesting than last time, and... idk maybe only answering in limericks or something stupid like that. We'll see. Please feel free to ask me any questions about my campaign that you like. But please, withhold your non campaign related questions on the off chance I get this thing. Thank you and have a great day!

Not sure, but I think I heard he took a big chance at the high school dance with a missy that was ready to play? She told him to walk this way, the way I heard it at least. Who won the great American baking show?

Perhaps you lost the ability to make glasses in some sort of fiddle contest? Aren't echinacea flowers a kind of daisy?

First of all sorry this is a little late. School's been picking up. You're talking about the main screen that says "Load game" and stuff right? First open your project in SRPG studio (duh), then click the tab labeled "(T)" at the very top of the screen. That should display a prop down menu, from there click the tab labeled "(L)". This will bring up another menu, pick the third option on the top (right before "UI" ). Now there should a bunch of options on the left of the menu (the top one is the one you want, it's the title background ) and three boxes on the right. The very bottom box chooses the picture it uses as the background. You'll have to upload your own picture obviously if you want to change it. Let me know if you haven't figured out how to do that.

Awesome! I found it to be surprisingly easy to use considering it's in Japanese. I didn't try to get into the scripting or anything (thats not my forte) and it works pretty much for what I want to do. Yes, please do.

Mangoes are delicious, especially Ataulfo's. Those might be my favorite. I just woke up so my day has been awesome so far.

The Demon king is a lot of things, but most of all he's a shrewd businessman. He proposes a promotional sale to boost awareness of your tome. But how do you raise awareness of the sale? A.) Summon monsters, but staple fliers to they're foreheads. B.) Summon monsters, and employ them to go door to door and hand out the fliers. C.) Summon monsters, and have them help you save sping break (cause that's a thing in Magvell now)! (and also advertise your book) D.) Don't summon monsters, do a publicity stunt instead.

This is Hammerne, how does Hammerne make you feel?

Okay good. Here's more. This is arm, how does arm make you feel? This is hammer, how does hammer make you feel? This is arm AND hammer, how does arm and hammer make you feel? This is Armie Hammer, ow does Armie hammer make you feel?

Hm, It's not Mrs. Gunderson. It is her scooter, there seems to be an odd middle aged man aboard it though. AHA! It's Mrs Gundeerson's nephew, Craig! You met him at a conference once. It was a marvel lookalike's conference. (He's the spitting image of Sorwdsman.) "Hey! It's the Behemoth! I've been looking all over for you." " The president asked me to open up a bbq joint in peyeong yang, for "diplomacy or some shit just get them thinking about something else and off my ass" " "Anyways I need a cook And I remembered that you liked to cook bbq or something." You're so tired from being the behemoth that you just say "yeah sure whatever" and get on his scooter with him. Congratulations! You're knowledge of traditional Texas style barbecue still leaves much to be desired! That's bad. But you did get a job cocoking barbecue. That's good But it is in NK. that's bad. But you havent gotten arrested yet! That's good. It's sort of a mixed bag.

Pfft, copycat wannabes. This is handsome bearded man worker with beard and mustache in building helmet or hard hat who holds hammer. How does handsome bearded man worker with beard and mustache in building helmet or hard hat who holds hammer make you feel? And do you like chocolate all that much? And do you consider it candy? (Also, sorry you're getting all the weird hammer questions man. I didn't think it would catch on like it did)

Tell me about it, the guy does this all the time. Anyways, hi. 1.) what makes that french toast goddamn crunch? 2.) what is your favorite style of shoe? 3.) Dio, or Diego Brando? 4.) What do you want to see opening/ending theme wise for vento aureo? 5.) Would you support my campaign for re-interview?

Floyd Mayweather easy. Tyson famously has one of if not the strongest punches in boxing history. While Mayweather still packs a punch he's mostly a defensive boxer, and a light to feather weight. WYR Eat a cactus, or be forced to watch Lorenzo Lamas' entire filmography?

Eh, How hard can it be? I bet I could pull it off. 1.) Do you listen to music much? 2.) Do you have specific music you listen to during certain activities? 3.) Would you ever commission a painting of yourself? 4.) Can you drive a stick?

Yeah it's closer to Tear Ring Saga or FE than it is to Berwick. The maps seemed very complicated to me (though that could've been added to by the fact that I don't speak Japanese). The game also forces you to use every character, so much so that if you don't distribute your exp right the later maps are unclearable (unless you're cool with losing some of your units). I got to chapter 19 (out of 20 or 21 I think) and that was the point I quit. It's a really hard game but it's super fun also, I can't wait for the translation.

Thanks, now i realize I wasn't being serious enough when I said I was serious. 1 What's your favorite special move/super fist? 2 Who's your favorite member of the Don Patch (the main character of Bobobo) crew? 3 How are you enjoying Dracula so far? This man is a detective named Jack T. Hammer. Would you task him with the tasking task of solving your murder? This is John Problem, the detective who kills people that ask him for help. Would you ask him for help? He had his chance, and he squandered it like a child does their Hallow's eve candy. He'll have to get me re interviewed if he wants more questions.

I heard this thread needed some class. Don't worry guys, nothing classes up things like the professor. The mafia, I might could barter with them. WYR lose your voice or your ability to differentiate fruits.

You rampage around the dmz, eventually dipping into south Korea. As you fight the soldiers you start to get really really hungry. As you throw one out of the way you notice he drops something shiny. It's a lunchbox full of spicy Korean barbecue! a.) eat the man's barbecue without asking. b.) stop in the middle of a brawl to ask the man if its okay to eat the lunch you stole after you accosted him. c.) ask the man where he got the lunch. d.) question whether barbecue is really the best for you, maybe you should be a super hero instead.

Hey how's it going. 1.) What makes french toast crunch? 2.) Butter is the worst food known to man and vivillon sucks, right? 3.) What is your preferred style of shoe? 4.) What's the story behind your username? I'm not that petty. But this is real hammer, how does real hammer make you feel?

There are a couple different things you can try (that I know of). One is to start doing nothing except sleep on your bed (if you don't already). Like stop lounging or hanging out there. This sort of tricks your brain into thinking that the bed is the sleep place (that's worded weird but I don't care), and whenever you're there it's time for sleep. Another thing would be to stop looking at any screens an hour or two before you want to go to bed, they keep you up a lot. As for waking up: in my experience an alarm wakes you up and sheer willpower gets you up.

Apparently, playing Heroes. Shall we follow the yellow brick road?

1.) Every birthday I get asked "how does it feel to be such and such age"? I don't know I've only been it for a day! 2.) Nope. 3.) Nope. 4.) Yes, those animals do not inhabit the same pole together. 5.) nope. 6.) Murder, though this clone is identical to you in both memory and genetic make up you are both still separate entities. 7.) I haven't a clue. Perhaps one of @Hawkwing's picks, he seems good at getting people interviewed, perhaps you. Who knows?

"would you eat a butterfly" Such a classy question.

Hi. 1.) They're both pretty much the same, you seem pretty chill. 2.) I wanna play music for a living. 3.) I was a child once, they're fine for the most part. Yes, eventually. 4.) I don't know how many people "hate" it per se but Langrisser 3. It's easily the worst in the series, an objectively poorly set up game. I like it though. 5.) A Separate Peace.