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Rinkah has some pretty nice muscles, and is nearly naked. But she has low strength growths, but good defense growths. Seems backwards. Azura has higher strength growths then her, the slender songstress is super strong.

No actual lords, of course. What would the plot be? What would the gameplay be like? How annoying would it be?

I love Wvyern Riders. Nothing's more badass than a tough guy/gal on a dragon.

Dorcas can kill his own wife. Dude, what.

28: Stop throwing sticks and telling Keaton to "Go Fetch!" 29: Stop hitting on your friend's kids, Corrin. That's weird.

1. The hours for the hot tub are written at the door. Please read them, Corrin. 2. Stop trying to pair up people because "they look adorable together". We're in a war, Corrin. 3. Please tone it down, Niles. You're creeping us out. 4. Whoever told Felicia to become a maid can get bent. 5. Peri, please stop murdering servants.

25: "Dress for the job you want" when you want to be a porn star.

It would be hilarious if it turns out she and Elise are the real mastermind behind the plot.

...which path would you think would make the best story? You pick one, and say what you would improve about it. For a simpler view: Birthright: A Lord realizes that their birth family comes from the country that their kingdom is invading, and joins them. Conquest: Same thing, but the Lord keeps on working for their kingdom. Revelation: The Lord picks neither side.

Here, we list common enemies (Not bosses or unique enemies), that give you grief like it's candy. Enemy Master Ninjas in Fates. They're fast, they have poison strike, and they can weaken you if you survive their attacks, allowing their buddies to easily kill you.

I like to think he's doing something dumb while waiting. "Man, I just summoned Robin! Saizo, look at this!"

It's amusing that you can change classes to something that can't use swords. "So, this legendary weapon chose me? Thanks but no thanks. I'd rather be a maid to seduce my adopted brothers, I mean, to help my team".

They should have given you an alternate ending if you had defeated Garon or Xander in that level. "Problem Solved:Game Over"

Hans has a Chakram on him, despite him being a Berserker who can't use daggers. Did he have a crush on Kagero, and was planning to get her a gift or something?

Well, he's just trying to make sure he doesn't have any competitors for the throne.

Hmm, if Takumi's not the final boss of Conquest, who takes his place?

Like, characters doing something that would be out of character in the gameplay. Here's an example. Another one that is pretty funny is that Saizo will say "For Lord Ryoma" while fighting...Ryoma.

...Sure he will.

The Siblings who died on each route survived, and the siblings who survived instead died? If you're keeping count, this means Hinoka and Sakura die on Conquest, and Leo and Camilla die in Birthright.