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SMEDIA

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  1. Magic Considering how there’s magic in the world of FE, why don’t they have airships in their games like Final Fantasy?
  2. to pleasure the deputies/warden until they let you escape. The proper way to be as sneaky as Solid Snake is...
  3. with necromancy The proper way to marry a slut is...
  4. No I’m guessing you mean JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure? I never played it, but that’s not where I got the riddle from.
  5. Not sure if this is an easy one or not, but I’ll post it anyway: What can be used to blind people yet helps others to see?
  6. Eat the yacht. The proper way to eat a cheeseburger is...
  7. Walk around naked? You have all the ingredients to make coffee, but your coffee maker is broken. There’s a horrible blizzard so you can’t get any coffee at Starbucks. Also, your stove has been acting funny and might explode on you if you use it.
  8. No, I knew it was a clock when you said hands and face, I just had to think about the old relative part.
  9. Give the Eevee a dirty look, then command it to attack my roommates.
  10. I believe Megaman 3; I absolutely sucked at it. Are chihuahuas evil?
  11. If it’s a girl, spank her; if it’s a boy, hit him. A close female friend of yours that you don’t want to sleep with is trying to poison you with powerful aphrodisiacs.
  12. to get drunk on Christmas Day and try to spend it by yourself. The proper way to sleep with a hot teacher in high school is...
  13. go to the market, wait until there’s just you and someone that works there watching you, open a bag, eat a chip, then stop and wait to see what the worker says. The proper way to find cryptic messages in your Alphabits is...
  14. by hiring a desperate homeless person as an assassin. The proper way to eat a lot of cookies without getting sick is...
  15. in lava. The proper way to steal Christmas is...
  16. you’re doing it right now! (jk) The proper way to beat a Spyro game without collecting a single gem is...
  17. Well, I suppose if it was a baby, I could put the baby in a corner, and then let the mean looking Eevee keep it there without actually hurting the baby.
  18. with grenades The proper way to poison your best friend’s birthday cake is...
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