Walk around naked?
You have all the ingredients to make coffee, but your coffee maker is broken. There’s a horrible blizzard so you can’t get any coffee at Starbucks. Also, your stove has been acting funny and might explode on you if you use it.
If it’s a girl, spank her; if it’s a boy, hit him.
A close female friend of yours that you don’t want to sleep with is trying to poison you with powerful aphrodisiacs.
go to the market, wait until there’s just you and someone that works there watching you, open a bag, eat a chip, then stop and wait to see what the worker says.
The proper way to find cryptic messages in your Alphabits is...
Well, I suppose if it was a baby, I could put the baby in a corner, and then let the mean looking Eevee keep it there without actually hurting the baby.