Quiyonce

Wine

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Permanent satyr (or satyr adjacent). WYR have to vomit every hour on the hour, or defecate once a month with the rest of the month being filled with constant constipation pains?

But they only work for .046% of the population? AYAW all plastic becoming recyclable but....

Gentle nudges. WYR be able to influence world wide politics or live in a secluded area where global politics can't effect you?

No more kneecaps. WYR have 72 toes or 3 fingers?

It makes you very gassy. AYAW being able to wear whatever you want outside without feeling the adverse effects of heat or cold but...

Dunban

Be disappointed and talk shit about it on the internet. WWYDI a long lost friend suddenly appeared in your bathroom?

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Granted but Ingrid dies immediately afterwards when Sephiroth!Cornelia sets her on fire. Reeve! Rhea then turns into a dragon and eats M!Byleth and Manuela. I wish FE 4 and 5 got worldwide remasters.

Going to hit

Catra

You are now never allowed to speak of FE 4 or 5 ever again! I abandoned all my units in the Serenes Forest.

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That availability sucks. Geoffrey got PoR bonuses too...Wait, don't he and Elincia have a paired ending? Do I only have 4 chapters pre-endgame to raise their support to A? I know they're not optimal units, but I suffer heavily from Soren and Pelleas favoritism. I won't expect much but I'll be happy just being able to field them. Ilyana and Calill will have to wait til I get those PoR bonuses on them though 😛 I've heard Astrid got screwed in this game as well😭 It sucks cause I got her PoR bonuses but I know she's not gonna make it to Endgame. Maybe I'll use her and Makalov both after I get their A support in PoR. I've heard bond supports are pretty useful. For my first run, I want to focus primarily on new units and my transfers from PoR, so Laura and Aran are almost shoe-in's to get consistent use. Not sure if I can say the same for poor Leonardo. Tormod and Sanaki definitely should have gotten supports, especially if Sanaki wants to help the laguz to make up for the Serenes Massacre.

Listen, I'm anti-Church. Claude and Edie are both anti-Church. It was a missed opportunity that they couldn't team up lol

Curse with them! WWYDI instead of cursing, people started singing broadway hits when they're upset?

Adorable 11/10

I wasn't even planning to post on this thread, but there's no way I can go past without singing my own praises about DA2. I actually prefer the gameplay in 2 and it has my favorite Bioware cast outside of Inquisition. Hawke is def their best protag. The reused maps were annoying, but the game did so many things well that I can't even stay mad at the map designs. I also cannot ignore the game of my favorite children. Even after 3DD and KH3, BBS is my favorite Kingdom Hearts. The command deck, imo, is the best combat KH has had and giving us characters that have such different fighting styles from Sora was so smart. The command board mini-game was also really fun and actually gave you in-game rewards for playing it besides a trophy a la KH3 and the Gummiphone. Also, no Gummi Ship, which was a godsend to me.

I share both of these experiences. The Pokemon Mystery Dungeon remake demo also reminded me how much I love it. Though I haven't bought it yet. Speaking of Pokemon, the ORAS demo was really fun as well.