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Hanz

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  1. You underestimate the power of the Dark Side.
  2. If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed! Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand. Your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side! You have paid the price for your lack of vision!
  3. You have hate... you have anger... but you don't use them.
  4. We have teas of all kinds! Sweet happens to be among them.
  5. The refreshment table only has Tea and Snacks.
  6. There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you.
  7. In celebration of our new members I, THE PRETTY PRINCE OF PARTIES, officially announce the start of the official Welcoming party!
  8. You have learned much, young one.
  9. You may take Captain Solo to Jabba the Hutt after I have Skywalker.
  10. Welcome aboard! Glad to have you with us!
  11. I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
  12. Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.
  13. Watch your mouth, kid, or you're gonna find yourself floating home.
  14. In my experience, there's no such thing as luck.
  15. Go that way! You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you nearsighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me, begging for help, because you won't get it!
  16. And it is the greatest game ever.
  17. Michael Jackson's Moonwalker is the greatest game ever made. Ever.
  18. But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!
  19. If a baby were President, there would be no taxes. There would be no war. There would be no...government, and...things could get terrible. And actually probably it would be a better screenplay idea then a serious suggestion.
  20. I don't care what Jim says, that is not the real Captain Falcon. I am 99% sure.
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