Hanz

Hey, look, man, I ain't fightin' for no race. I ain't redeemin' nobody. I quit on you when you when you cleared out of Dee-troit with Willie the Pimp! Yeah, and you lucky I been too busy to find you, girl. You been sellin' my clothes, my ring, my silver brushes.

I usually grab a couple of Chicken Biscuits from Chick-Fil-A on my way to work. Otherwise I will have a bagel.

Why does my regular shift have to coincide with the boards slowest time of the day? Maybe I am just too much of a morning person.

When he already owns a comb...hmm.

A few years back me and this other guy despised each other just for the sake of doing so. We are pretty much exact opposites and disagreed on everything and were always trying to outdo each other. Now we have both grown up and are friends, any rivalry now is restricted to inside jokes that we somehow balance each other out or whatever.

You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Tell me what you regard as your greatest strength, so I will know how best to undermine you; tell me of your greatest fear, so I will know which I must force you to face; tell me what you cherish most, so I will know what to take from you; and tell me what you crave, so that I might deny you…

You forgot:

For want of a screw a droid was lost, For want of a droid a sensor failed, For want of a sensor a power cell died, For want of a power cell a blaster malfunctioned, For want of a blaster I captured Gavron Noff. Data evaluation and conclusion: Gavron Noff screwed up...

Just about everything is "evil" these days.

Working for Davik was like driving a spike through the side of your head. Sure, you got something new in there, but in the end, you've lost something as well.

Red Ten standing by.

Impressive. You mask your presence well. Flawless timing. Perfect control. You have great skill of infiltration. My host would applaud your abilities... posthumously. However, I am not looking for a spy.

You seek to erode my will. You will not succeed. [You have eroded Hanz's will, reducing his Will saves, Constitution, and Wisdom.]

We can suspend someone indefinitely, although I highly doubt a suspension would be for any more than a week or two. Any more and it might as well have been a ban.

I prefer Billy Mays for OxiClean.

5'5" 120lbs. I'm pretty tiny.

Banning is reserved for the admins. Closest thing we can do is suspend.

That wasn't a tapeworm.

It was a pretty disappointing day. It was kind of a slap in the face, to realize that I wasn't as important as I thought I was to a certain young executive. Who I had cared about. But you know, I'm not going to cry about it. I did that on the way home.

Basically, they just help search engines find us and what not.

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

I quite like it, but the red links make it difficult to distinguish the admin colors.

Fred