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Hanz

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  1. Don't even joke about this.
  2. Due to this time of year I have only been around about half as much lately.

  3. Just because I can doesn't mean I will.

  4. Seems relevant enough. I'll move it.
  5. It was twenty years ago today that Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play.
  6. I have seen Wist, and I am scarred for life.
  7. I got everything except the Table.
  8. This is perhaps the single funniest thing I have ever read on this board.
  9. I haven't gone downstairs yet and opened anything, so I will update this when I do. Last night I got the stuff from my girlfriend though: Dwight Schrute Bobble head She knitted me The Fourth Doctor's scarf EDIT: Just went downstairs. Hellboy II: The Golden Army Star Wars: The Clone Wars Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World A bunch of tools and stuff for model making Wii Points Card
  10. Hanz

    Dancing Mad

    Perhaps my second favorite boss theme ever.
  11. Hanz

    The End

    This one isn't going anywhere.
  12. You have declared war upon the Cybermen.
  13. But consider, our technologies are compatible. Together, we could upgrade the universe.
  14. We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
  15. This broadcast is for humankind. Cybermen now occupy every landmass on this planet; but you need not fear. Cybermen will remove fear. Cybermen will remove sex, and class, and colour, and creed. You will become identical. You will become like us. We are human-point-2. Every citizen will recieve a free upgrade. You will become like us. We are the Cybermen. Delete! Delete!
  16. You really like taking stuff of my favorites, don't you?
  17. Excellent. I have been waiting for this for a while.
  18. Hanz

    Perfect

    I’ve heard "women and children first". But, we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So if I let them out first, I have a lawsuit on my hands.
  19. If this isn't confrontational, I don't know what is. Yeah, this isn't going to fly.
  20. Hanz

    Perfect

    I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran. Killed twenty men then spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father... battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.
  21. Hanz

    Perfect

    Every year I do research to determine which toy will be the most popular of the Christmas season. This year, it's a doll: half girl, half unicorn. Catch phrase: "my horn can pierce the sky." Pathetic. I bought out every store in the area over the past couple of weeks, and, as lazy parents become more desperate, I will sell them, at an enormous profit. Isn't that right, princess?
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