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Hanz

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  1. Hanz

    Perfect

    I saw "Wedding Crashers" accidentally. I bought a ticket for "Grizzly Man" and went into the wrong theater. After an hour, I figured I was in the wrong theater, but I kept waiting. Cause that’s the thing about bear attacks... they come when you least expect it.
  2. Hanz

    Perfect

    When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died. And what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in.
  3. Hanz

    Perfect

    Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
  4. What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier, it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business; she’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come, and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada – I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard: I have a son, and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris, by the Trocadéro. She’s been waiting for me all these years, she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.
  5. If I wasn't at work I would have gone with the Brady Bunch.
  6. Hanz

    Hello.

    Welcome aboard.
  7. Don't post then, it doesn't add anything to the thread.
  8. This is where my first knowledge of the series came from.
  9. Wist is certifiably insane.
  10. I'll probably start off with a few of my favorite movies. Expect to see Khan and Roy Batty pretty soon.
  11. Bond villains alone could keep me occupied for quite a while...
  12. I have been giving much thought to the notion of expanding my hero/villain of the week signatures outside the realm of comic books. Should I?
  13. That was one of the reasons I made that thread actually.
  14. The choice appears clear.
  15. I know I had it comin', I know I can't be free...
  16. When I hear that whistle blowin', I hang my head and cry.
  17. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
  18. I am amazed there has been no love for Harvey, seeing as how he was up for so long.
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