Steven Tyler

Wrote Music Got pulled over and patted down by the police (friend had a shitty car and the steering was horrible, making the police think we were drinking) Play pool Went to a few friends houses Went to two parties Hang out at a local famous shopping district Applied for my classes

Sang-A-Job can help you out with that, friend.

So yesterday while I was watching the coverage of the Holocaust Museum shooting at Washington D.C., one of the anchors for that network was interviewing a black woman, a playwright who was going to have her play performed at the Museum that day but was canceled due to obvious reasons. She was talking about how hatred in America has grown and how many hate groups like the Neo-Nazis are turning to violence to promote their ways. Blah blah blah, she then went and talk about how these Neo-Nazis and other hates groups go to Holocausts museums across the world and be at awe and admire the Nazis and Hitler for what they done during the Holocaust, despite claiming it never happen. The woman then talk about how there are some people today who think Slavery in America never happen at all. Okay, unless this woman is trying to get famous through this tragic event, she straight out say that some people in America deny the fact America enslaved millions of Africans and ship them over to the Americas. I just find it fuckin' funny that some idiots would think Slavery wasn't an issue in America during the 1500s-1800s. I mean, this country was founded on working slaves to death and fuckin' them over. Seriously, how can anyone deny slavery existed in America?

My true thoughts? Okay, what is so fuckin' goddamn terrible in this world that you wanna remove yourself from it? So you fucked up, big goddamn fuckin' deal! It still doesn't give you the right to kill yourself. By this man killing himself, he just prove to the hacker(s) that he was weak and had no better way to deal with the matter. See, I laugh and mock those who take the easy way out instead of going through the test. I laugh when fuckin' angst-ridden teenagers hang themselves and blow their brains out when somebody said something mean about them online. I laugh at those who kill themselves because they had no better business living and breathing. Welcome to the real world, you're not the only one here, asshole. Don't make your problems make you who you are and decide how your life (or death) should be.

Wow. Now I feel like a jackass for mocking this dude. I mean, if I knew he was coping with the lost of his family and how the cultural aspect of this, then I wouldn't be doing this. And why so? What would be so wonderful on my day of death? Will I wind up killing myself because I let my customers and workers' information get stolen? Will I wind up gettin' kill by a cop because I went on a rampage at my school and shoot up a few kids? Tell me, oh mystical clairvoyant, what does your crystal ball predict on my fate being sealed? Like I say, I am now starting to feel sorry for the man because two members of his kin killed themselves a few years ago. If I knew about that ahead of time, I wouldn't be a complete asshole about his death. I believe George Carlin when he said "You can joke and talk about anything in a light matter as long as the context of the matter is right in your heart" or whatever he said.

Yeah. Hanging yourself because your shit got hack Come on! It wasn't like he held a top position in a multi-billion dollar business on Wall Street! Who the fuck he thought he was, David Kellerman? Oh well, the strongest, the brave, and the wise live on. The fools, the weak, and the cowards burn out and die. Thank you, Darwin!

Wish granted but somebody steals your Nintendo 64. I wish I had money to see the Aerosmith concert.

Heavy spoilers below!

Of course! Once you revealed a person for who they are, they will do just about anything to cover it. It's like O.J. Simpson, you call him a murderer and watch him explode into saying shit like "I am not a killer." Wait a second, this is the fuckin' internet. I mean, if you get hurt over words by a stranger who will never meet in real life, then get the fuck off or pull a Megan Myers.

So you can talk shit while I don't have a chance to defend myself? :) I love you, man!

Go back to role-playing, and I'll go back to being banned, okay? :) If I wanna mock somebody for committing suicide, then let me be?

You can always kill yourself.

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. IT MAY BE, BEING THAT I BOAST THE BIGGEST BACULUM IN THIS BLUE EARTH, THAT I WOULD MACARONICLY MAKE THE MISTAKE OF REMOVING MAGIC FROM MY MIND. MORBIDLY MADE-UP TO EXPOUND THE CONTRARY THIS MISTAKE, I AM A MAGNIFICENT MAGE OF THE RIGHT-HAND PATH, IF YOU PICK UP ON MY PACHYGLOSSAL PAEAN. AS I SERVED THE SORCERERS' SIGHT WITH MY SACCULAR, SEMINIVEROUS SERPIGO OF SCORTATION, I COULDN'T HELP BUT PEER TO THE PRETTY APPRENTICE THAT PRESENTED PREMATURELY HER BULGING AND BEAUTIFUL BUMGUMBLIES, ALMOST ESCAPING THE IMPRISONMENT OF HER UNNECESSARY ARTICLE OF TORSO CLOTHING. MY PALACEOUS, PENIL PUMP PLOPPED FORTH IN A GLORIOUS BLAZE OF BACULIFORM BADNESS. IN AN ANGELIC ASCENSION OF UTTER AWESOME, IT ENTERED HER ABSONANT ASS IN AN ABJECT AND ABLOW ACTION, HER ABRAIDED EYES GLEAMING WITH THE TEARS OF THE GLORIOUS GLOP THAT IS ZIMMER SLOP. ENDING WITH AN ABTERMINAL ACCELERATION OF ANTICIPATED ANIMOSITY, SHE AND I LET FORTH A RIGOROUS ROAR IN UNISON, HERS A BANSHEE'S BELLOW, AND MINE THE LION'S LOUD LAMPOON. MY CHANCE AS A CHANTER OF WITCHCRAFT WAS CHARRED, BUT MY MIDSECTION'S MIGHTY MISSILE WAS MUCH OBLIGED BY THE MACROBIAN MOMENT OF MANIC MONOGONY. I GUARANTEE IT

Somebody hacked servers. Man who owned servers killed himself, OVER THE HACKING. I laughed at the man's stupid choice to kill himself.

But the guy above me doesn't know what it is.

For shame... And before anyone starts crying and saying shit like "Too soon" and "how heartless" remember this: Suicide is a pussy, cowardly act. Yes, I feel sorry for the guy's family and friends and anyone affected by it, but it is not enough to consider suicide. Boo fuckin' damn woo. Some fuckin' fatfuck basement dewelling loser hacked my servers! I'm gonna kill myself!

Said "KIKIKIKIKI" about his poster above.

Do you want one of my groupies?

I blame my groupies.

My lips are already fat enough. I don't need to have my pretty face busted, you know?

All these lines on my face gettin clearer The past is gone It went by like dust to dawn Isnt that the way Everybodys got their dues in life to pay I know what nobody knows Where it comes and where it goes I know its everybodys sin You got to lose to know how to win Half my life is in books written pages Live and learn from fools and from sages You know its true All the things come back to you Sing with me, sing for the years Sing for the laughter, sing for the tears Sing with me, if its just for today Maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away (x2) Dream on, dream on Dream yourself a dream come true Dream on, dream on Dream until your dream come true Dream on, dream on, dream on... Sing with me, sing for the years Sing for the laughter and sing for the tears Sing with me, if its just for today Maybe tomorrow the good lord will take you away

That and I also started my tour.

A nightmare. It's possible. I heard of it but i don't wanna see it.

Photoshopped Camus with a mask.