Doctor Robert
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Welp, there goes my Head-Canon!!! XD As Sophia is Half-Dragon, it's kind of an excuse for all sorts of *super-human-things!!* But it is implied that Tiki did sleep for most of her life in FE1 and aside from being susceptible to evil sorcerers, she was fine... (And then in Awakening, she slept for 2000 years and found herself *all grow'd up!!*) I guess 8 days isn't too much for a Half-Dragon... I love that it's implied here that Eliwood took Nerg's body back to Pherae and dumped him in the basement in a chest... Then I guess he came to life again because of magicks!! Cath's my favorite character in FE6! ^_^ I'm surprised at how well everyone's written here... except Sophia doesn't have nearly as much ellipses as she ought to. -
After my DisneyHateRant™ you assume I'd even seen that movie; that which came out long after I escaped Disney's Prison Moon?
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At the price of using my quote in your signature? You've got yourself a deal!! :D I'm not sure if I should congratulate you for escaping Disney brainwashing or chide you for being so uncultured! Meh, I'll do neither. :P Squad perhaps?? (These guys are a bit big for a squad, though, admittedly) You call Mary-Sue NOW!!!??? The last level reminded me of Corrupt Theocracy in the best possible way: A OP'd romp in which you kill stuffs. Great way to blow off steam, that (in my dreams, Ima SAGE HERO with an *awesome* tome and-- *ahem* refer to my sig... Gosh, now all the kids are gonna laugh at me. T_T ). Anyways, we see a progression from cancer-inducing horror to simply a crap hack. Er... Where is the MarkyJoe? He's got to tally in here!
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Quite right but without the fascist Disney with their glossy brainwashing and regurgitating of popular culture of varying eras (all historically inaccurate), we probably wouldn't know what it was. Honestly, I'm tickled to death Moniker didn't know what it was; it means Disney's deathgrip on the American brain is loosening. Okay okay, I'll shut up now. I can get so off topic. ^_^;
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Gorsh, you've had a sheltered childhood, haven't you? ;) I'm not going to explain MarkyJoe's *peculiar(ordinary)* humor because the man himself can do that!!! But seriously, you didn't recognize the quote from Peter Pan? Like seriously? That's one of the most celebrated fascist brainwashing films of the Disney canon (just don't get me started with Disney... *twitches*)... ...Maybe there's hope for you yet if you haven't been brainwashed by the Disney!!! :D
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Wow! that makes Raven look even cooler!! (I wonder if his sword is made of Strawberry rock candy?) It makes me wonder if there's a country on Earth that has like street vendors that sell toast and that that country is likely to have snortables at a local bookstore too!! I prefer the Divine Nuke. It so totally has more uses Says the chap who earlier said he were running out of the EXPENSIVE!Wave Runners...
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Wow! These new palates are cool! Lyn looks good in purple! There was a massive rise in the quality of writing there too. It felt like Eliwood and Hector there! You are wise, Moniker. MarkyJoe, why must you be 15 in the worst possible way??? Meh, why am I being so hard on the chap? Bad Doc!!! My headcanon is DESTROYED!! And utterly NUKE'D!! The funeral's at 8, the wake's at 9, and there's a continental breakfast at 10... Then I'll have to clone a new headcanon!! DX Don't mind lil'ol'me I still think the concept is pretty cool! Why can't the real FE have this? So yeah, a rise in quality except the raunchy bit here, this is fascinating!
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Oh indeed, that's where I've seen this before! (I'm just that old that I can't remember things I saw two or three years ago) Next time I get a bloody cut, I'm putting toast over it. Yeah, that's a terrible rendition. But that could be half my headcanon talking again. I wonder if that's what MarkyJoe really looks like? With like a cancerous growth on his head and lil'ears and his head is at least twice as big as the average...
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Oh my God, that portrait!!! AHHHHH!!! *Convulses and dies* *Is immortal anyway* That hair, that ear placement, that eye... God, that makes Corrupt Theocracy's customs seem dandy as candy. I would infer that it was written to have some very run-of-the-mill jokes that a bunch of very average 17-year-old guys would laugh at in the locker room. Since I was never an average 17-year-old and I've always hated locker rooms (and locker room humor)... I smiled weakly a few times. Some of the writing that wasn't a dirty joke wasn't *bad* quite... just not good either... It was *okay* in some places and not my cup of tea in others. I agree, this hack, though bad, has the sense in it of a stirring greatness... Will that greatness manifest itself in MarkyJoe's later hacks!?!?! Well, I dunno, never played 'em... so let's find out! :D
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Let me use my fake book knowledge and real scholarly-ness to answer your unasked questions!! With the power of Google, I have discerned that er... let's just say it's really REALLY gay. There is no negatives or zero in Roman numerals; it's quite simply why they all died. LXX is 70 [Two Tens (XX) more than Fifty (L)] Which is A LOT for like the preamble-y part of an instruction book... the bit where they usually number it in Roman numerals. Unless you know your numerals, the joke is lost, however... VAGUE REFERENCES UNITE!!! It was. It also had the advantage of being one of the first games ever to have a cutscene!! :D If he writes a bad Sain, he writes a terrible Nino (but that's half my own headcanon speaking... seriously though, this Nino sucks XD )
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Oh, that dates this pretty hard... XD I'll bet you somebody in Japan thought of the Second Seal around the time you were in kindergarten, then grew up, then got a job at IS, and then made the suggestion for the Second Seal for FE13... So... why is Lute top tier? Doesn't make much sense... but maybe that's the point!! I'm guessing that "Last Turn" thingy just goes on forever? EDIT: Why, MarkyJoe, WHY!!!??? You destroy my headcanon! >.< If you're A. 14 years old and B. A blithering idiot
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Geez, don't these guys have anything better to do? (Though she is very nice here. XP )
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Well, maybe *you'd* go insane after 2000 years, but I sure wouldn't. The secret is in being half-insane... kinda bringing order and chaos together that. Though I would require a starship in order to fill out the time most likely... and maybe with a music/art/film/writing studio aboard. But y'know, I'm not too picky. Hell if I had that much time I'd probably whip one up myself, alloys and all. As for living forever... Well, I *might* go nuts, but who knows? Mee tooo! ^_^ (I was going to say somethin' like this... but you beat me to it)
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I've never quite followed you, just encountered your videos over the years; but the fact that a lot of your life the last eight or so years is on YouTube aside... Gha! You remind me of a friend of mine a lot and maybe I had a slip in which I switched you with him and stuffs... Maybe I was just offering advice... It's a mystery! o.0 Exactly. The pairing as it exists in the fandom feels forced more than anything and I think that's the ultimate reason why I don't like it at the end of the day (that is, when my usual gripes about pairings that are oversaturatingly over-done-to-death settle down in the evening).
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Yay! Somebody posted and I won't get in trouble for double posting... I think... :( Ima try the spoiler thing because all the cool kids are doing it (because I'm a senseless fool who follows the crowd...) but more importantly the mods will squeal with delight because I finally figured out how to save interwebs space... EDIT: I think MarkyJoe "fangasm'd" over Sophia because she's like 80 (in addition to that other reason) and therefore didn't feel guilty dreaming about an imaginary 15 year old girl? (Wait a second... why am I thinking in the GUTTER T_T This is ALL YOUR FAULT that my thoughts have gone there, MJ1990!! DX) lol jk ;)
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Well, in that case... *and* in that case... I HATE LuciusXRaven... but that's just me. Honestly, I didn't want to just needlessly have this turn into a "Doc makes with the gripping endlessly for no real reason" alas maybe my headcannon is just that unpopular (in which Raven and Lucius *don't* hook up in any sense of the word; I know, how ludicrous of me to say that on an FE fansite!! RavenXRebecca&LuciusXPricilla foreverandever!!!!) *Ahem* Don't mind me then... :P That being said... I think it's an interesting meta-gimmick (a gimmick that is aware of the community's big popular ship, hence the meta bit)... Like if you prefer Raven (like me), you can have him just kill off the annoying bishōnen... (now to make it impeccably clear, I like Lucius and in my headcannon I think it's funnier that he's trying to prove his manliness despite his appearance but, again, that's just my headcannon... evidently. What I don't like and think is annoying is what the shippers think is Lucius. There is thus two Lucius's and this character would be the latter.) Or if you prefer the ex-Lucius, you can have Raven killed off in a preposterous way! I almost love it that you have to chose one or the other!! XD Bring back Raven, GD'it!!! He was way cooler than this fake shipper's Lucius!!
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I really don't have much to say... considering MarkyJoe seems present... I don't feel right picking apart his *slightly awkward* hack all that much with him present. That torch glitch is AWESOME, though. I simply must try that out... but how? Hmmm.... hehehehe... *Ahem* Right...
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Yeah... the scary bunny lady in your banner scared me. XD In all seriousness, when I said it was hard, I meant I didn't have the time to learn hard computer stuffs. Who knows? Maybe somebody I won't be busy with life or something... like maybe when I'm old and don't want to write anymore... Such tragedy. Also your FE Hacking section looks rather deserted... I'll hold you to your word. rotflmao Meh, I've seen funnier readme's. ;P I think it's a good concept. I think the community needs a good rewarding grindfest (infinite reinforcements and such) but with droppable weapons when appropriate and maybe one of them InfiniteElixirs™ from Last Promise... just as a therapy thing to see a character become amazingful and such...
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Never again, riiiiiiiiiiight... I think every hacker started out modding Lyn mode or something like that... Maybe it was only bad because Marky was learning how to do this stuff back then? (it seems overwhelmingly hard to me which is why I haven't gotten into it) Watch as I eat my own words as we go along here......
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Interesting. I knew that Crit is just the percentage of the Hit percentage but what was confusing me was whether Lyn had 134% of 54% of a chance to Crit or not (which works out to about 72%). Good to know the game treats all >100 numbers as 100. I suspect it would crash otherwise... Fun Fact: I'm usually terrible at math!!
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C'mon, Moniker, leave the lad alone (and here I was going to vote for you being awesome). XD And admitting you've lurk'd on his YouTube doesn't exactly make it even... Honestly, there are way worse things to fetish over....... things that take years to escape. T_T 'Nough said. *twitches* Well, that makes my sig look perfectly tame in comparison!! I guess nobody can criticize it now!!! AHAHAHA!!! MAY THE DIVINE NUKE CLEANSE YOU!!!! *Ahem* Goodness... I need to mind my manners... Anyway, my mind honestly boggles at those numbers... Like would Lyn technically have more of a chance to crit than to otherwise hit? With 54 hit, would that really mean she doesn't really have a 134% chance to crit?!? Then... if... by that which... Ugh, if I were a robot, I would've exploded by now...
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Yay! My days of joy and happiness have returned with terrible hacks!!! Okay, maybe they aren't all terrible... (You must be the opposite of me, MarkyJoe. I've been lurking this site for six years without a single comment....... ^_^; )
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Screenshot TheMoniker plays Death or Glory
Doctor Robert replied to TheMoniker's topic in Let's Play/Streams
Scars? So that wasn't stubble and instead... acne scars??! It would help if somewhere the narrator went on a tour of the continent that mentioned Janeba as, "that mystical country on the fringe that would have saved everybody's hind-quarters... but, y'know, magicks! Plus what kind of hack would this be if all you had to do was beg for mercy?" I mean, LP did this even if they didn't have a world map... I think this would be more plausible to the player too if there was mention that the rebellion-remnant was being actively and consistently pulverized (as of this moment in the hack, even if the one fort that FemOswin...er... Philomena was commanding is gone and dead, the other fort is thus far still around). If the player knew Jared was being at least a little unrealistic/delirious (thanks to a handy narrator) than the mystical quest would be way more buyable... because "but there's only 10 of us left!" is a bloody good reason to go on a mystical quest... (I could totally see Gid saying that to Jared) (Just putting my 2¢ in in hopes the authors of this hack see this... should probably put this over on their thread, huh? ^_^; ) I was just joking about the acne... ^_^; Honestly, with a portrait resolution of... 80 by 80 pixels(?), imagination takes over for a lot of things. In truth, I can't imagine acne being that big of a problem in a medieval sort of place, seeing as all the teens are running around with swords and axes (a great way to prevent pimples!) rather than sitting around playing video games.... oh wait. :P Seriously, though, you did a fine job on the portraits (See Corrupt Theocracy for some ludicrous portrait-work). Overall, I agree with TheMoniker, 'tis a fine hack indeed. I'm totally playing it. -
Screenshot TheMoniker plays Death or Glory
Doctor Robert replied to TheMoniker's topic in Let's Play/Streams
Apologies for not diving into this thing sooner... I got a bit bored and it took me three days to get through this... lol Right, freckles. Looks like acne... lots and lots of acne... I don't care largely for Jared's portrait either... that face looks a little... tacked on. Meh, may the artists cast their art unbothered... I can the critique?? Certainly plausible... though Japan was mostly just one sort of climate... (EDIT: Not exactly, now that IRC, but you know what I mean... none of this standard FE stuff where they traverse entire biomes) Though again, only the plains-y country was mentioned and everywhere else seems roughly like a temperate-foresty-place... I wonder if we'll encounter an Ice Nation or a desert later. Overall, this hack is great, well written, and well executed. I should probably play it for myself. I'm a little lost in the chronology, though (you've heard of grammar-nazis... well I'm a chronology-nazi)... just how long after part 1 is part 2? It seems like three months but then somebody says Gid was in jail for three months and that the rebellion was going on three months before that (because Silvactica was pushed back by the Azalians because Ragner's martyr-bit rallied them causing the Silvacticans to head west, thus starting this rebellion) and the rebellion started a little after Ragner's "martyr thingy" (because I'd imagine a few days at least for the Azalians to drive the Silvacticans out and then for the latter to go west). Anybody else have a clearer grip on this timeline? Though it's probably painful to hack in, this hack and all it's writing-heavy story could greatly benefit from a world map and a long recap thingy like the one in FE6 after Roy fought Bern in Ostia but before he traipsed off to the Western Isles in between parts 1 and 2... Maybe a prologue before Part 2 so we don't feel like we've been put into a completely different story without much introduction....? okay, I'll shut up now. XD
