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    Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword Audio Book [PROJECT]

    in General Fire Emblem

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    This seems interesting, though I'm sad it hasn't picked up in the span of the months it's been suggested. If my music computer wasn't shot right now, I'd have offered to help with soundtrack, but right now that's not possible. Maybe at a time where I can send you a sample of my compositions and get some actual composing done?

    If anything, make this happen! It would be very interesting, and I love seeing these kind of projects come to life.

    If you could rule/serve any country in Fire Emblem what would it be?

    in General Fire Emblem

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    I would love to rule the kingdom of Phoenicis. I hear they have wonderful fruits there. *completely misses the point of ruling*

    Also, @Anacybele: if you guys can argue over the questionable actions of Geoffrey during Path of Radiance, yet find so few leadership errors with the incident with Ludveck three years later...doesn't that mean that Geoffrey GREW as a leader? I think that would serve as character development, wouldn't you say? I just feel like this argument over Geoffrey's past actions doesn't exactly justify any marks on his current leadership skills by Radiant Dawn. And wasn't that the point of contention originally when you claimed he wasn't the best leader he could have been? Just my thoughts on it.

    This does not deserve a title

    in Written Works

    Posted

    In the name of all the avid followers of this story...I MUST CONTINUE IT FOR THE GREATER GOOD.

    But seriously, someone has to continue this beautiful work. The fans have been waiting for seven months! The show must go on...

    -----

    EPISODE THREE: The Unleashment of Furry Soulbondage Beam!

    "SANTA CLAUS? ...no, that can't be!" Janyne mewled with horror. "I thought you only existed in fairy tales!"

    "No, JANYNE, I am indeed very REAL," he growled in his angelic voice as he scratched his double chin beard with his third fist. "And your FATHER."

    "But I thought my father was a humble man with very few funds and spent them all on my cheerleading," mused the distraught damsel.

    "No, you were ESTRANGED from the North Pole at a very YOUNG AGE, separated from your real parents (ME AND YOUR MOTHER) by Admiral Pierceguardian Crushthroat, an evil man bent on conquering all of the world with his menacing MECHAS. You must have somehow been the only survivor in the CHILD PURGE he was initiating at the time."

    She grinned. "Okay, I instantly believe you."

    SANTA CLAUS clapped his three fists together. "GOOD. Now, we have no time to spare. We must head off to SAN ZANARBASTRE and stop the evil madman from continuing his reign over it." His eyes narrowed. "IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PLACE ON EARTH AND WITH ITS LIBERATION THE WORLD WILL BE FREE."

    "But Father!" chimed Janyne. "I can't help with all that. I'm just a cheerleader!"

    "You are more than a cheerleader. You are the daughter of SANTA CLAUS, and as such contain many HIDDEN ABILITIES that you must master before you can take my place as THE OLD FAT BASTARD WHO DELIVERS PRESENTS TO UNDESERVING CHILDREN." He snapped with one fist. "Now, let us mount my sled and hurry to SAN ZANARBASTRE."

    With his snap the heavens pierced through the roof of the adorned cheap apartment building that belonged to Janyne's fake father and gave way to a sleigh led by nine reindeer on steroids (the most burly and dashing of which was Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer) and it was plated with flame patterns painted with the finest uranium available at the North Pole. "Let us ride to KENTUCKY." He raised his extremely bushy and well toned eyebrows. "Well? Would you like to give the REINS a try?"

    Janyne laughed, "would I? Oh, Daddy, you work too hard to please me." She took the reins and with instant grace that only she could command Janyne expertly guided the reindeer to the sky, leaving Jayson's dead bleeding carcass behind for the vultures. They blast through the air with Janyne's extra inner skill and soared along at a pace unmatched by even the greatest and most well prepared jet. They sailed across the sky quickly and efficiently. They traveled the stars with great speed. They moved fast. It was indescribable.

    They soon reached San Zanarbastre, and SANTA CLAUS hollered, "LOOK OUT! Here they COME!"

    And come they did. With speed. And clunky grace. They were mechas full of the meanest henchmen to come out of henchmen school (which was like prep school only for henchmen). "Kill SANTA CLAUS! He must not reach our secret base in the mayor's hall of San Zanarbastre or the admiral will never forgive us!" He called out from inside his mecha.

    "Uh, Captain, why don't we wait for his lordship to unleash GOD MECHA and prevent us from having so many casualti-" BOOM Admiral Pierceguardian Crushthroat's MEGA BUSTATION GUN shot him in the GROIN from their secret base (the admiral has an all seeing eye and is the master of surveillance) and he DIED because he was really the CO-VICE MAYOR OF NEW AMSTERDAM

    And so they did battle

    , but soon the mechas proved to be too powerful and too smart and too fast and too evil. Janyne's father whispered, "JANYNE IN ORDER TO SURVIVE THIS YOU MUST CHANNEL THE FURRY BONDAGE POWER WITHIN YOU AND DIRECT IT THROUGH RUDOLPH'S RED NOSE SO THAT IT CAN GLOW SO BRIGHT IT WILL LIGHT UP MY SLEIGH TONIGHT."

    "Father!" she cajoled, "what if I can't do it?"

    He shook her violently with his three fists. "JANYNE YOU ARE THE WORLD'S ONLY HOPE YOU MUST SAVE IT FROM THE EVIL ADMIRAL PIERCEGUARDIAN CRUSHTHROAT AND IN ORDER TO DO THAT YOU MUST POWER RUDOLPH WITH YOUR HIDDEN ENERGY."

    She concentrated and it was hard but after a moment she managed to successfully channel her power into the burly and bulging muscles of Rudolph's bright red nose. At the last minute she murmured "FOR THE WORLD CHEERLEADING CUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

    With a great huff of his steroid packed nose muscles, Rudolph roared and unleashed the full unleashed power of the Furry Bondage Beam upon their enemies in a frenzied blast that was only below the GOD MECHA in power.

    "NOOOOO!!!!" the captain crooned until every single last particle of his existence was wiped off of the earth in the blast from the Furry Bondage Beam!

    -----

    Inside the secret base of mechas, Admiral Pierceguardian Crushthroat scowled at the fatalities of his many conscripted soldiers. "Curse and rue the day I conscripted the lot of you!" he barked to the wall. "This has been a most disconcerting turn of events...I had not anticipated CLAUS bringing HER to the fight..." His scowl transfigured into a jeering cackle of malignant inhumanity. "Nonetheless, I SHALL conquer you, hapless fools...with the permeating invulnerable sinew of GOD MECHA, I shall be INVINCIBLE! AH HA HA HA HA HA!" He grinned with an evil powerful enough to take candy from babies. "Now, Janyne...come face the wrath of....YOUR GODFATHER!!!"

    TO BE CONTINUED NEXT EPISODE: The Final Battle!; Can Janyne Overcome the Odds of Her Harrowing Past?!

    Until next time! (my shame has increased exponentially)

    Is video game music actually better than most music you hear today?

    in General

    Posted

    I wouldn't say so much that video game music is different from what you call "real music", more of that there are certain values, messages and styles you can implement based on things such as instrumentation and whether or not you add vocal elements. I've found that every genre and every medium has its ups and downs, as well as both good and bad music. Music is all up to interpretation, after all, just like all other arts.

    If anything, it seems you are like me in the sense that we both prefer music that focuses less on lyrical emphasis and caters more to those who wish to immerse themselves in the atmosphere of the video games themselves.

    Hello!

    in Introductions

    Posted

    Just wanted to introduce myself since the option's available. I am an avid Fire Emblem fan (though probably not as avid as many people I see on here) and simply wish to join in on the forum fun. Let's make some memories, guys!

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