Der Kommissar

I don't believe in ghosts any more than I believe in gods, Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or an honest politician. As to aliens, I rather expect they exist, have existed, or will after we're gone. The fact that life exists at all is a decent argument for more, considering the ridiculous scales of time and space that constitute the universe as we know it. As realists will point out, however, our chances of encountering sapient life on a level where it can communicate across the stars or send things into space are dismally low for pretty much the same reasons. I dismiss claims of UFOs as ridiculous. Crossing light years is no mean feat at any speed, and you mean to tell me that aliens have done this in order to abduct cows or fat rural people? Spare me.

I wish I could embed sound files, so I could embed a loop of every single one of the HWG's laughs. This thread has, surprisingly, entertained.

The people who work for gamestop are troglodytes and will be useless. Skip them and go to the manufacturers. I don't know about Sony, but Nintendo has a good reputation for replacing defective units.

No, there's a quote at the end of the novel about the pigs being indistinguishable from the men as they break out in a fight over a game of cards. You're the pig. You're not really distinguishable from the balkanized Arab. You identify an entire ethnicity by their religion, decide that they are immediately hostile, and revel like a naive child or a vicious animal in their suffering, whether the person has verifiably done wrong or not. The only thing that seperates you at all is that, once upon a time, an Austrian madman killed a fuckload of Jews, and that has served to earn you a weird sort of political favoritism in the western world born out of one part guilt and two parts political expediency. I have no more love for the Muslim faith than I do any sort of sand-savage sky worship, but I'm not so ignorant or malevolent to write off a people based entirely on their ethnicity or idiot beliefs.

There's a line in Animal Farm that reminds me of people like you.

No mockery, Black_Knight? Son, I am disappoint. Yeah, on the scale of things likely to end the world and/or humanity, the end of the universe as a possible host for humanity is not exactly high on the list.

"Not realistic" is putting it mildly. It would require a misunderstanding of how stars operate so fundamental that it would be the equivilent of going into space and finding that the Earth was, after all, flat.

Rider? I hardly know 'er!

The solution to all problems in FF1 is usually "go grind for two more hours."

It's far more entertaining to me when a teacher mocks or humiliates an insolent or trouble-causing student. It's fun to watch their cockiness shatter under intellectual superiority alone. That's mostly limited to high school, where students seem more given to actively antagonizing their teachers.

I have both internet explorer and firefox. Firefox may or may not make way for google chrome, pending opinion of people I actually respect, as I've been made to understand that it has improved significantly. I mostly use IE to upset people who actually give a shit about the browser wars.

You're an utter moron if you think you can beat 4chan at crapflooding or anything crapflood-related, provided sufficient interest by its ridiculously large userbase. (Also, butthurt, u mad, etc.) More interesting for me is Little Mac vs. Cloud.

Don't be obtuse. Of course you understand doing something specifically to upset someone else. Also of note is the current contest between Little Mac and Cloud - Little Mac is winning. I'm hoping for the finals to be Little Mac vs. DHOUK NHOUKEM.

I love you too Phoenix. Esau is obviously not trying hard enough.

The Bukahinite Counter-Revolution maybe. This is a mockery of a sham--the FESSR is the one true revolution of the United Fire Emblem Fourms. Your racist ingnorance sickens me, class traitor.

The Revolution welcomes all brothers.

This Glorious People's Republic shows your capitalist pig-dog lies for what they are. That is, capitalist pig-dog lies.