California Mountain Snake

Also:

Damn Natalie, you're a crazy chick.

Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick!

Another reminder for today:

find out who has been putting strychnine in the cafeteria milk and rape him.

Entry 2:

Looks like I didn't take it out in time. Not only did I have to get major bowel reconstruction, but I lost all my llell.

Worst day everrrrr

Even better, the listed reason for the warn is "Flamming in the Flamming vs. Trolling thread"

irony fail

Finish the quote challenge:

Eh-ewww, are you really going to eat that?!

Holy shit take a look at Luxlord's comments page. The guy who responded, look at what he claims his location is...

No one is safe from the raping fury.

:O

I can't speak here. But know they're coming for you.

Watch your back borther, remember, you are one of us.

I don't like your new personal picture.

Also, it's "def" posse, like sho def, that's awesome, my posse is def.

:3c Nyoro~n

I see you.

!

I see you

in my profile.

!

I was placed in isolation today for talking to my Macaroni.

When will I ever find love?

I was sitting here trying to think of something witty, then I saw your yahoo email address...

:3c

If I could do it again, I might hesitate a few seconds before refraining.

That's how far you push me sometimes.

Ike x Soren = <3

But then again

Ike x anyone/anything = <3

It has started. Events are falling into place as we have forseen.

Greet the new dawn brother, for the world as we've known it is ending.

Vive la Revolución

lol 10% warn level.

Guess I don't know where the line is until I cross it.

Nyoro~n :3c

Man today I couldn't find my keys, and I was all like "This is what it's like to be crazy!" I mean you know what I mean right? I lose my keys, you go and create massive conspiracies around murder and poison and who's raping who.

Listen, All I'm saying is we're like two peas in a pod. Right? You feeling me?

Note for today:

Remove condom of blow from anus.

Oh my god.

I can't stop laughing.

At...

that.

Phylis: I did cheer leading in high school

Michael: Ew yuck, that's worse than you playing.

Remember for today:

Do reading for Gov class,

Go to dinner with Catherine and Spencer

Do laundry

Rewatched Kill Bill.

Thinking of you ~<3

Shit!

that should be "inorite?"

fucking mess up an intentional mispelling...

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

It is not safe to speak here, we must talk elsewhere. But realize that no one is your ally, and those who would grab your right hand in friendship will use their left to usurp you.

Be cautious, be wary, and watch the shadow cast from your back.

You will hear from me again, hopefully before it is too late. Just know you can trust me brothe

That fucking cat

is not so fine.