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California Mountain Snake

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  1. Holy shit take a look at Luxlord's comments page. The guy who responded, look at what he claims his location is...

    No one is safe from the raping fury.

    :O

  2. Finish the quote challenge:

    Eh-ewww, are you really going to eat that?!

  3. I was placed in isolation today for talking to my Macaroni.

    When will I ever find love?

  4. Note for today:

    Remove condom of blow from anus.

  5. Today I saw a bird.

    I wonder if I too can ever escape. My mind is my prison, holding me, isolating me. I was placed in isolation once for shanking my scalp open to try to let it out.

    Why does no one understand?

  6. I think it's time we had a talk about us.

  7. Even better, the listed reason for the warn is "Flamming in the Flamming vs. Trolling thread"

    irony fail :[

  8. lol 10% warn level.

    Guess I don't know where the line is until I cross it.

    Nyoro~n :3c

  9. That fucking cat

    is not so fine.

  10. Man today I couldn't find my keys, and I was all like "This is what it's like to be crazy!" I mean you know what I mean right? I lose my keys, you go and create massive conspiracies around murder and poison and who's raping who.

    Listen, All I'm saying is we're like two peas in a pod. Right? You feeling me?

  11. Oh my god.

    I can't stop laughing.

    At...

    that.

  12. Was that supposed to mean...

    You forgot how old we are?

  13. I don't like your new personal picture.

    Also, it's "def" posse, like sho def, that's awesome, my posse is def.

    :3c Nyoro~n

  14. Another reminder for today:

    find out who has been putting strychnine in the cafeteria milk and rape him.

  15. Your loyalty will be tested in the coming days.

    I know I can count on you.

  16. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

    It is not safe to speak here, we must talk elsewhere. But realize that no one is your ally, and those who would grab your right hand in friendship will use their left to usurp you.

    Be cautious, be wary, and watch the shadow cast from your back.

    You will hear from me again, hopefully before it is too late. Just know you can trust me brothe

  17. It has started. Events are falling into place as we have forseen.

    Greet the new dawn brother, for the world as we've known it is ending.

    Vive la Revolución

  18. Brother Fox tells me you wish to join la Revolución. I rejoice for your enlightenment. But we must be discrete, our words are not safe here. Let me just say welcome, brother.

  19. I can't speak here. But know they're coming for you.

    Watch your back borther, remember, you are one of us.

  20. Remember for today:

    Do reading for Gov class,

    Go to dinner with Catherine and Spencer

    Do laundry

  21. Also:

    Damn Natalie, you're a crazy chick.

    Yo shut the fuck up and suck my dick!

  22. Lyric correction, it's actually "Durban", a variety of marijuana. Figures, since yak (Conac) and bourban is kind of redundant :\.

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