Zerker

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Skype: striderzerker

NNID: AlexZerker

I play Smash Wii U a lot nowadays. I've been told that I make Link look terrifying. Feel free to hit me up.

[spoiler=Golden moments]






Ƶerker
has entered the room

Silverhand
Penis goes in Vagina. Repeatedly.
4:50 AM

CrimsonRider
Yo Zerker

Ƶerker
welp

CrimsonRider
hm?

Ƶerker
that's a nice place to enter the conversation from


10:29 PM - Euklyd: I'm pulling a Zerker and grinding the shit out of Lunatic+
10:29 PM - Ƶerker: It's official
10:30 PM - Ƶerker: I have reached meme status
10:30 PM - Euklyd: Have fun with your fame.


6:22 PM - lightdasher: besides the only exit is through my butt
6:22 PM - lightdasher: and I'm sitting on the toilet
6:22 PM - lightdasher: FILLED WITH ONIONS
6:22 PM - Ƶerker: best timing to come back to chatroom?

9:23 PM - Ƶerker: so tell me
9:23 PM - Ƶerker: how easy is Normal mode?
9:23 PM - Ƶerker: I haven't touched it since I got the game
9:23 PM - VintageSoldier: well
9:25 PM - VintageSoldier: I could beat the game right now with only my Avatar, as I'm holding a sandwtich in my other hand
9:25 PM - VintageSoldier: thats how easy it is
9:25 PM - Ƶerker: and typing with your foot?
9:25 PM - VintageSoldier: yep


3:08 PM - •cC• MrLisawsome: FEAR THE WRATH OF GIBBERISH
3:08 PM - •cC• MrLisawsome: あなたはワッフルの非重力の渦にブラックホールを核変換するとき宇宙は本当に多元です。
3:08 PM - Ƶerker: fff
3:08 PM - •cC• MrLisawsome: read it
3:08 PM - Ƶerker: what
3:08 PM - Ƶerker: waffles
3:08 PM - •cC• MrLisawsome: i dare you
3:08 PM - Ƶerker: what
3:09 PM - •cC• MrLisawsome: yes
3:09 PM - •cC• MrLisawsome: there are some waffles in there
3:09 PM - Ƶerker: anti-gravity waffles
3:09 PM - Ƶerker: vortex of anti-gravity waffles
3:09 PM - Ƶerker: what
3:09 PM - •cC• MrLisawsome: yep
3:09 PM - Ƶerker: I am really multiple universes
3:09 PM - Ƶerker: wat
3:09 PM - •cC• MrLisawsome: yes
3:09 PM - Ƶerker: the fak.
3:09 PM - Ƶerker: the fak is this li
3:10 PM - •cC• MrLisawsome: hueheuhe
3:10 PM - Ƶerker: You are really multiple universes when transmuting black hole in the vortex of anti-gravity of waffles.
3:10 PM - Ƶerker: waht
3:10 PM - Ƶerker: the fahk.
3:10 PM - •cC• MrLisawsome: LELELELELE


7:21 PM - Ƶerker: so
7:21 PM - Ƶerker: who are you giving the MU sperm to
7:21 PM - VintageSoldier: what?
7:21 PM - VintageSoldier: sperm?
7:21 PM - Ƶerker: MU
7:21 PM - Ƶerker: My Unit
7:22 PM - Ƶerker: Avatar
7:22 PM - VintageSoldier: Ah
7:22 PM - Ƶerker: guy
7:22 PM - Ƶerker: thing
7:22 PM - VintageSoldier: Sumia
7:22 PM - Ƶerker: PIES
7:22 PM - Ƶerker: PIES IN YOUR FACE
7:22 PM - Ƶerker: PIE EVERY FUCKIN' DAY
7:22 PM - VintageSoldier: lol


 

jiac2001 makes Olivia his wallpaper?
[5:02:00 PM] Anthony: eh
[5:02:01 PM] Anthony: haha
[5:02:07 PM] Ƶerker: stripper ass wallpaper
[5:02:10 PM] Anthony: Rey is gonna hunt you down now xD
[5:02:16 PM] Anthony: haha
jiac2001 banged Rey's wife?
[5:03:46 PM] Anthony: Oh snap
[5:03:47 PM] Anthony: xD
[5:03:50 PM] Jerome Cruz: FUCK!
[5:04:07 PM] Jerome Cruz: THERE'S A SPIDER ON ME
[5:04:21 PM] Anthony: Yep
[5:04:30 PM] Anthony: Rey totally got revenge on you


 

• GarlandDaHero
  Zerker's stats shit on me, burn me alive, piss on the ashes, and eat cheesecake once everything's finished.
• shadowfrost zenbiniar
  Also is 69 crit intentional?
• 
  
  Hahah...69.
• Ƶerker
  ...maybe
• 
  
  ...no
• 
  
  but lol

[spoiler=FE13 Pairings]

My claims:
I claim that claiming is dumb.
HAHAHAHAHA