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  1. AnonymousSpeed

    Mr. Anderson. Look what I've found.

    https://www.youtube.com/@jimmybeanswool/videos

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Classic April Fools joke.

      I actually went and watched that video, having no idea of the context, and wondered why you would wear a sweater if you were at risk of feeling too hot. Then I get to the end and hear "April Fools". I have been Jimmy Beans-boozled.

      Truly these are the hardest-hitting April Fools jokes, the ones that sit in silence and then get you like a Bosnian land mine.

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  2. AnonymousSpeed

    Good sir,
    If I might ask, who is the masked fellow in your profile picture?

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      >brain cancer

      Wow, poor guy. RIP. I can see why you picked him though, he cuts a very striking figure. Do you recommend the show?

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  3. AnonymousSpeed

    Can you please ask your rabbi what 4782 means?

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Judas called Jesus "rabbi", but it's always a good idea to ask Jesus.

      I was hoping for some traditional Rabbinic number symbolism, but that's very interesting about the fentanyl. Maybe it'll be a good year after all.

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  4. ♠Soul♠

    nice necro br0

    What topic.

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Thanks bro, I'll be looking forward to it. Have a blessed one!

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  5. AnonymousSpeed

    Do you eat pork?

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Messiah wants you well!

      I'm not sure cuteness is the reason for the rule, but I wouldn't know. I'm not God- I'm not even Moses.

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  6. AnonymousSpeed

    ey tone

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      gabagool

  7. AnonymousSpeed

    You're pretty cool. Have a blessed day.

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Amen. Thanks man, you too.

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  8. Original Alear

    Just so you know, you might want to unfollow me, I might be the devil. The only indication I have that I'm not the devil is that I don't deny being the devil. One time I was at work and one of my supervisors suggested I was the devil and I said it was true and she said "see at least he's honest." I don't know if following me means you lose your soul but I would figure the devil would be able to give his followers the option of not selling their souls or whatever.

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Given the vast and continuing history of human sin, learning from prior mistakes does not seem to be a remarkably effective strategy.

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  9. Original Alear

    Just so you know, you might want to unfollow me, I might be the devil. The only indication I have that I'm not the devil is that I don't deny being the devil. One time I was at work and one of my supervisors suggested I was the devil and I said it was true and she said "see at least he's honest." I don't know if following me means you lose your soul but I would figure the devil would be able to give his followers the option of not selling their souls or whatever.

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Might as well be safe and un-follow you. Just don't forget what 'Pac said- "Satan hates his own followers".

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  10. AnonymousSpeed

    Is it true that you played Fire Emblem Heroes against the legendary Turd Ferguson?

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      I checked out your YouTube channel.

      Mr. Ferguson is a legend, I'm envious that you got to meet him.

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  11. Original Alear

    "I'm just saying, when I read the Bible, I don't need the backstory on every demon Jesus casts out."
    We really do, Shin Megami Tensei and Persona need more material. (Also, Garon and Takumi are pretty important characters, but I don't care that much about that.)

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Just read the Kabbalah.

  12. Original Alear

    Man your number is 8014 that's like 1048 scrambled up and my number is 1049.

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Pains me to say it, but it might not mean anything.

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  13. Original Alear

    Man your number is 8014 that's like 1048 scrambled up and my number is 1049.

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      I think this one is it.

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  14. Original Alear

    Man your number is 8014 that's like 1048 scrambled up and my number is 1049.

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Woah dude, that's kinda weird. Man, I actually made my 8014th post recently. I should find out which one that is.

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  15. Grammatically Correct (GC)

    Hello everyone...

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Yo. Happy New Year!

  16. AnonymousSpeed

    Follow for follow.

    Hope you're doing well, mate.

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Your good will is much appreciated. You keep on going until things are the best they can be.

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  17. AnonymousSpeed

    Yo, have you heard about this really cool game called "Paper Mario" ?

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Yeah dude, Fire Emblem ruins everything. Worst series in existence, I hate it beyond measure.

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  18. AnonymousSpeed

    Yo, have you heard about this really cool game called "Paper Mario" ?

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Fascinating. Why such great respect for Koops the Koopa?

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  19. Benice

    Why is your profile background elec man from the mega man tv show?

    Just WHY?!

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      There is no good reason.

      The reason is because his eyes are funny.

  20. Blitz

    I can't belive you copied this, lol

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Didn't even copy it for that.

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  21. Ace Tactician

    Happy birthday :D *Not Late*

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Thank you...I am late. Well. That's not very good.

  22. Starman

    Yo Anon, got a quote you find yourself saying a lot?

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      You live some, you learn some.

  23. Kokone Kirino

    What happened good sir?

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Oh, many things have happened, none of which are important! That is fine, take all the time you need random cat lady!

      *checks name history* Of son of a biscuit, not you to!

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  24. Darros

    go see guardians of the galaxy omg

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      I also saw the movie twice. This theme change is to awesome for me to say it gets my approval in a way that doesn't demean it.

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  25. PM ME MARIANNE ART

    Hey Anon do you have a skype

    1. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      No Duck, I do not have a Skynet.

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