Chen
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about to compile a list of western games i've played: holy shit i really am weeb scum
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FUCKING based postal devs
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i like how the VIDEO GAMES ARE MAKING US GO POSTAL argument got a remaster this year truly the year of HD remakes (is this really in postal 2 btw)
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dungeons and dragons is turning the kids into GAY SATANISTS
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https://mangadex.com/manga/10749 >that new chapter
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what's with eastern europeans and crpgs
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>being chaotic good heh...
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(escape from the mods)
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You are Alabaster Soliloquy, hot-shit destroyer of anime pussy and five time champion of the North High Quiz Bowl. Your manly scent is the number-one cause of cock addiction amongst nukige heroines. As usual, you get dragged from angelic dreams of Fatalpulse doujins yet-to-be by your bitch of an older sister. She wakes you up with a hard rap of her knuckles against your forehead. "It's almost 8:00," Cerise says. "You're gonna be late." There's no worse way to start the morning than seeing her slutty dog choker and unkempt bedhead. You can practically taste last night's beer fumes puttering like exhaust from her every pore. Trying not to gag, you sit up and rub your forehead where she hit you. "Why don't you worry about your own business? At least I've got things to be late to. Shouldn't you be job searching right now?" Cerise folds her arms. "It's a bad economy! There aren't any jobs out there!" You sigh, throw your covers off, and stand. After a few seconds of groping around the clothes-strewn floor, you grab a pair of crumpled and stale-smelling jeans from the pile. You pull them on over your boxers. "I cannot wait until mom and dad kick you out," you say. "They'll kick you out before they kick me out. They actually love me." In the silence that follows as you finish getting dressed, Cerise glances around your sty of a bedroom. "It stinks like cum in here." "Are you sure it's not just you? I know you've been itching to graduate from your cam show to literal prostitution." "It's that," Cerise says, pointing at the trash bin next to your computer desk overflowing with tissues. "Did you spend your *entire* summer jerking off?" "At least I wasn't doing it in front of strangers for money." "As if anyone would want to see you tugging on your pencil dick. Your only hope in life is if the supreme court legalizes cartoon marriage."
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me when i find out my main is low tier
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QOTD ♚♛ 1522 - Movies you don't see the appeal of?
Chen replied to Chen's topic in Far from the Forest...
not really QOTD 1517 - How would you use the object to your left as a weapon? -
The thing that people don't understand about shmups is that shmups are not purely "reaction" or "genetics", shmups are also resource management among other factors so it becomes very frustrating to see people post shit like "m-m-m-muh genetics, I can't 1cc a game because I wasn't born a superhuman this is so fucking unfair" the only thing unfair about shmups is that you need to play them... more than once, which is apparently a negative for some people. you don't even need to play them you can just look at a replay or look up some strategies and figure out where you die + routes for stages tl;dr people don't actually know how to play a game correctly
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lol there's this dumb poster on the touhou gameplay thread that thinks pofv is a "pure rng game" and that games that need resources to be used are automatically kusoge (proof that they're full of shit)
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nobody on the left
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DSP tries grimwah when
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there's a reason wageslave is a meme desu but i doubt being a neet without anything to do is any better the ideal is working at home
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how are you supposed to play video games if you die
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it was too ebin
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something about this image is VERY fucked up if you save it and look at the thumbnail in your folder it HAS NO TEXT on it