Karino

So yeah.

Chaos. That was the one thing that described Haes. Black, dirty hair was flung back by the wind on top of a mountain. With every step, his ratty black trenchcoat flattened against him. A small white bundle was in his arms, and he held it gently, as if it were fragile enough to break on the ground. Following him, a group of red-colored Bloodhounds. As a snow troll, 7 feet tall, rose from the snow, the Bloodhounds went into action, latching onto the monster with their teeth. Without hesitation, Haes drew a saber from his back, lifted his hands above his head, and thrust it into the belly of the thing. It shrieked, or tried to, for one of the Bloodhounds had torn out its throat. It fell into the snow, a pool of red surrounding it. Only one Bloodhound had stayed behind, a puppy that was roughly only one foot tall, when the maximum growth for a Bloodhound could be five feet. It pranced in the snow before relieving itself on the snow troll's carcass. Haes found this amusing, and chuckled at the sight of the playful puppy. A baby was crying. Haes opened the small bundle to see his son crying. He attempted to calm it down like he did the Bloodhounds, but as he touched bare skin, he drew his arm back, the intense cold burning his fingers. Muttering a small healing spell, he shook his fingers around a bit before, satisfied, continuing on the long walk. It had taken him quite a while to reach the top of the mountain. At the summit, a circle of stones stood, and inside it something with unspeakable power resided. Haes's every step was full of terror as he approached the god of Snow, who turned to face his old companion. "Snow, I beg of you, before I start my time in this jail, please transport my son and the puppy that will become his companion down the mountain, to the small village down below." The pale face turned to regard him, then his son. "God of Darkness and Chaos, your wish has been granted." Two mounds of snow rose up, with the baby and puppy on top, and began to move slowy, carefully, down the mountain. Haes looked on for a moment before turning to his old friend. "I am ready," he said, and he and his Bloodhounds stepped into the circle. ------------------------------------------------------------------- "Mommy, mommy! A baby just fell into the snow!" Old Mother Daela, sighed and walked over to her son. She gasped as she realized he was not incorrect, for indeed, a puppy lay curled up next to a baby on the mountainside. "Ael," she said, "get the Elders, get everyone!" Ael nodded and ran off, leaving Daela standing next to the baby, singing softly.

I'm not gonna write one today. I lol'd at TLS's episode, though.

Babies come from... Well, you see, when a mommy and daddy love each other, a stork comes and.... Oh screw it.

Right now. You must admit, it gives quite a sense of Oh, that's me! when you see the character you wished to be in the story doing something cool. Also, with only characters that the author made up, the characters tend to get more like the author, thus eliminating uniquities and creating uniform reactions. And if everybody's the same, that's boring.

I got bored... AGAIN. >.< I'm just gonna finish the story that I made. --------------------------------------- *everybody is outside except Karino* Fox: What happened to Karino? --------------------------------------- *the day before* CGV: Fireman, Lethality Karino. Karino: Wtf kind of truth or dare is this? He didn't even ask-- Fireman: Lethality. Karino: *dies* ---------------------------------------- CGV: ...nothing? Fireman: 10000. Fox: What? Fireman: 10000 if you want to know. CGV: No! I'll give you 15000 not to tell her! Fireman: Hehehe... 20000. CGV: FINE! *gives* Fireman: Cool. --------------------------------------- *in hell* Karino: It's been more than three hours. Demon: All right, army, move out! Karino: I think MR's gonna bite my head off. Or maybe CGV will stab me. RMD: Hi. Karino: Oh, f*ck no. ---------------------------------------- *army randomly appears* Lyle: WTF?! Bianchi: What is it? Karino: NIIIIIIINJAAAAAAA! Demon: Go, my minions! CGV: See, MaSu, I told you not to kill Karino. MaSu: That was you. CGV: No... you. MaSu: Nooooo.... MR. MR: YEAH! RMD: HYAAAAAH! *attacks Fireman* Fireman: Lethality. RMD: *dies* Ow. *lives* Karino: ....o.O *kills Ronald McDonald*

*kicks koopa and it falls to its death, five yards below* They don't stop coming!

*gets sent flying through door* Damn ninjas. Hi?

I find this topic lolworthy.

If they become a corpse I might laugh. Nothing personal, it's just the way I am. And it depends on how they become a corpse.

All right, today it might not be a filler. ------------------------------ *All the guys are in the main room* CGV: I'm bored.... Nightmare: So are we all. MaSu: Where the hell'd the girls go? Lyle: They said they were going to take another territory without us. Karino: ...MR, what's with the bump on your head? MR:..... --------------------- *30 minutes ago* MR: I'm gonna listen to the girls talking. Maybe I'll learn something useful. Fox: So, the hot spring is there? Bianchi: Yes. I've been there once. It was great. Princess: Well, I'm looking forward to it. MR: A hot spring! Can I come? Fox:.... Bianchi:..... Princess:..... Kiryn: *Walks up from behind and hits MR with hammer* ---------------- MR: I don't know. Karino: Damn Ronald McDonald... ever since he blew up the Wii there's been nothing to do.... CGV: Do you want to play truth or dare? Karino: I hate that game. Nightmare: No, I have a bad feeling about this. MaSu: Sure. MR: Sure. Fireman: Sure. Lyle: Fine. CGV: Alright, Fireman, Lethality Karino. Karino: Wtf kind of truth or dare is this? He didn't even ask-- Fireman: Lethality. Karino: *dies* Nightmare: o.O I'm playing. Fireman: MaSu, truth or dare? MaSu: Dare. Fireman: I dare you to... go buy a new Wii. MaSu: Dammit, I only have enough money for that.... MR, truth or dare? MR: Shouldn't you be leaving? Dare. MaSu: Give me 300 dollars. MR: Dammit. *gives* ------------------------ *in hell* Karino: I hate them. I hate them so much. Demon: Here is the list of your crimes. 1. You killed Ronald McDonald--- Karino: I'm pretty sure he was a pedophile. I think I did the world a favor. Demon: True, but you did kill genericlackeys1-12. Karino:... Demon: Your punishment is to fight in Hades's army. Karino: Shit. ------------------------ MaSu: *walking through forest and hears laughing* What is that? Fox: We fooled them! MaSu: (what?) Bianchi: Yeah, they think we're out fighting somewhere. Princess: It's not a good idea to leave them alone in there though. Remember when we left Karino alone? Fox: Ronald McDonald was a pedophile, it doesn't matter. ------------------------ Karino: Sir yes sir! Demon Commando: We are the advance force. Karino: Sir yes sir! Demon Commando: We move against Serene Forest in three hours! Karino: Sir yes sir! (in mind: OH DAMMIT!)

OSWALD HARVEY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Actually, when a bow is unstrung, it can fit in the quiver.

I need a last name... How about Ilfainer? Also, I guess that Karino should be 18 actually.

Hmmm.... actually, I don't think I'll be continuing Greysteel. I don't really have the character's story right, how they'd react to anything. I just sort of have them go with the flow, which doesn't make for an interesting story. Thus, I will have a new story sometime tommorow or Friday.

I cried.

Ah, almost killed 'em.

Not really. I've seen some of his writings before. They usually take the person's name only, small data from them, and then he writes them into the story, creating unique characters. Oh yeah, also: Name: Karino Age: 22 Gender: Male Class: Sniper Inventory: Steel Bow Vulneraryx3 Bio: Just a random sniper dude.

I can't say I like them. Except for the cool ones, they're cool.

I think during math class I'll work on another filler.

Hmm... I think I could run two at once. I've done it (somewhat) before. Seeing all the good advice on this subject, I suppose I should just read it.

Sorry dude. I didn't really put a lot of people in... LOL I have no inspiration. And no, my sig is from the Pirate King. It's a book.

I liked the ending of the newest chapter.

Screw my last post. I felt like writing something, so I did. *scene opens in main room. Karino (me), MaSu, CGV, and MR are playing brawl* Karino: Take that! Ninjaaaaaaaaa! CGV: Why do you say that? Karino: Ninja? It's my battle cry. MR: Hey! That was a cheap shot! CGV: I never said I wasn't cheap. Karino: Pikachu! Use Falcon punch! CGV: Hacker.... MaSu: He probably is. Karino: No, I just started the game. I knew Pikachu shouldn't have that. MaSu: I wonder who it was, then? --------------------- ???: What?! My heinous plan isn't working! I thought they would stop playing if the game had a glitch... Ah, here's the answer to my problems, right on time... --------------------- *Fox and Bianchi walk in* Fox: It's time for us to take another territory! MaSu: But it's eight o'-- Bianchi: Shush! Karino: I woke up ate one..... CGV: Is there something wrong with you? Karino: No! I just... wake up... really... All: *stare at Karino* Karino: Uhhh... FINE! I played Brawl until you guys woke up. But I'm not the hacker, I swear! Fox: Anyway, seeing as Karino is too tired, all but him follow me. Karino: Sweet. (that excuse always works) ---------------------- Karino: *hears cursing, yelling and explosions from the other room* I guess they're back. I'll eat this sandwich later. *puts sandwich away* ???: Here, hold this, genericlackey#12. Karino: What? Who the hell are you people?! ???: *stabs Wii with his spear* Karino: My Wii... ???: Mwahaha! Karino: My Wii..! ???: Now you have to leave more, and go to McDonalds! For I am Ronald McDonald, the clown man from TV. Karino: My Wii...! *eye twitches* Ronald McDonald: Kid, you're creeping me out. Karino: NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINJAAAAAAAAAAAAA! --------------- CGV: Dammit... Karino gets all the luck. MaSu: Yeah, he never has to fight. Fox: Well, I'll be he's rotting his brains right now. You guys should be happy I rescued you from that fate. CGV, MaSu, and MR: *sigh...* -------------------------------------------------------- Ronald McDonald: I don't get it! You took down my generic lackeys! How?! Karino: I loved that Wii. Now all I have left in the world is my sandwich. RMD: o.O Karino: How the hell can I Wii with people around the world! I can't even Wii by myself anymore! And for this, you die! RMD: Can we--- Karino: NOOOOO! *charges* ----------------------- Fox: Well, we succeeded. MR: Uhhh... is that-- CGV: Finally! I get to Wii again! MR: I think the-- MaSu: Finally! MR: Dammit guys the base is on fire! Fox: o.O ----------------------- *they run in* MR: *eats fire* Karino: *sitting in corner mumbling* MaSu: Hey dude, are you okay? CGV: Oh my God the Wii! *at this Karino starts rocking back and forth, holding his head and muttering about Happy Meals* Fox: *opens closet and corpse falls out* Oh GOD it's Ronald McDonald! MR: Hey, I want some food. *opens cupboards and genericlackeys #s 1-12 fall out* CGV: Karino, what'd you do?! Karino: *wakes up* He killed our Wii! CGV: What happened!? *at this point Karino explained exactly what happened. I will not post the parts you have already seen.* ------------------------------------ *30 minutes before the others arrived* Karino: We're equally matched... *blocks knife with sword* RMD: Join me, and we shall rule the Empire, Clown and Random Child! Karino: Dude... I'm vegetarian. RMD: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *has seizure and dies* Karino: *looks around* Where do I hide the bodies? ----------------------------------------- *back to present* Karino: All I have left is my sandwich.... MR: Karino! *walks in* You make really good sandwiches! Karino: *eye twitches* My sandwich... -------------------------------- The End. You can guess what happens from there. How was it?

No it isn't! Chocolate is the best.