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IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I DID ONE OF THESE THINGS. For people who can't guess, this is a hack of Pokemon Ruby for the GBA. If you also can't guess by the fact that I'm LPing this, it's also kind of horribly horribly designed. Item prices skyrocketed, trainers don't give out nearly as much money as the used to, the level curve and everyone has a fucking potion. Or two. Or four. It's really annoying. I'm not completely blind for this, but I'm not fully informed either. I'll try and keep SPOILERZZZZ of the (admittedly bad) plot and gameplay to a minimum, although people might have heard me ranting about this monstrosity from time to time. I'm not playing with any kind of restrictions because due to the aforementioned terrible leveling curve, the last thing I need to do is shoot myself in the foot any more than the game already forces you to. I don't really have any more to say other than I'll be somewhat open to suggestions on what to use. I have 2/6 planned out which are probably staying, but feel free to suggest who you want me to use. There are horrible fakemons in this game, but I don't really know anything about them bar one, so don't expect any insight from me. But yeah, time to get this started. [spoiler=FEMINISTS ARE IDIOTS] Oh god that school sucks ass. Oops, I already broke the no spoilers thing, didn't I? I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK THERE According to Xinnidy, I'm a boy. Might. What. Who the hell names their kid that? After a little while I decided the second summed up my feelings about this hack slightly better than the first one, so I'm going with that. Well I don't. I TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO GO. Start in the middle of nowhere. Right. At least it's better than a moving truck? Oh god. We can have silent protagonists without spamming DOTDOTDOTDOTDOTDOT you know? I feel like this name was the correct choice. Why did we turn around when the voice was coming from the other direction? HOW SHOULD I KNOW? Fuck that, it went well for the kids in Sinnoh, so why wouldn't it work here? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT WAY HOME IS. Oh god. He's succumbed to the ellipsis spam too. Then there's some ENCOURAGING WORDS that weren't interesting at all so I didn't screencap them. gg. I'm sure that'll go perfectly well. Darn. We almost made it a full screen away without being interruptions! FEMINISTS THEY RETURN I just noticed Kevin standing further in front of us for no reason. That's really off-putting. Man the evil team waste no time in showing up? I wonder what kind of MACHO EVIL INTIMIDATING NAME THAT STRIKES FEAR INTO THE HEARTS OF EVEN THE BRAVEST MAN could have? Addendum: The only chump they scare is Kevin. Seriously. Dark Organization. The weeb level is rising. What an ORIGINAL PLOTLINE. "hard way." Such intimidating words. I'm quaking in my boots. I thought you told us to run? The chump actually has a point! THEY'RE NOT OURS EITHER, IDIOT. Oh man a TERRIFYING WOOBAT. Yeah there are later gen Pokemon and fakemons in this game. The starters are all the kanto ones. I really recommend that you NOT pick Charmander because for some dumb reason half the game is spent raining, which makes it kind of shitty. I picked Bulbasaur because fuck the second gym. The first is arguably going to be worse, but whatever. >Wild >Sandstorm background GOOD HACK. Anyway, I literally missed four times in that fight. I don't get it. Level 2 Pokemon op. It was level 2. Come on. So much for you protecting the Pokemon? Man, you're doing SUCH A GOOD JOB DELIVERING THEM by giving them away, aren't you? I don't get this woman at all. No kidding. I'm not sure if "happy" is the right word considering I know what's in store for me. GOTTA SET THAT CLOCK (WRONG). I don't even know why I bother. Oh. Yeah we have those apparently! And fade out and back to our room.