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Tonight at 11p EST, Jedi and I are going to stream an hour-long breakdown of Fire Emblem. We'll be running this in about 5 hours, and if you have anything you'd like to mention, we'll have Stream-chat open for review and discussion assistance. You can join us by visiting my stream, https://www.twitch.tv/the_elieson, and check out the VoDs that Jedi and I will link at our YouTube channels.

Hey everyone! burgerkong here, for a (I think) first casual draft LP! 3 filthy casuals and Elieson will be competing in a draft to see who is the best at entertainment in a draft setting! There will be joy! There will be rage! And there will be, for the first time evar, completion on all 4 player's parts (I hope)! Boring rule stuff inbound: Drafting: 1. This draft is for 4 players. 2. Eirika/Ephraim, Orson, Tethys, and Myrrh are free for all to use. 3. Seth is banned from all use. 4. The game will be played on Hard Mode. Rules: 1. Undrafted units may recruit characters, rescue undrafted units and NPCs, trade, visit Shops and Armories and dig up items in the desert. 2. Undrafted units may not do anything not listed above, including but not limited to meatshielding, building Supports, and opening Doors or Chests. 3. Map shopping is allowed. 4. Skirmishes/use of the Tower or Ruins is disallowed. Skirmishes that are blocking your path may be activated and immediately fled from. 5. Defend chapters count the last played Player Phase for turns if the timer is waited out. 6: burning an rn to complete the prologue in 2 turns brings shame on me and on your entire family Penalties: 1. Undrafted units have a 4 turn penalty, per unit per chapter. 2. Seth has a special 8 turn penalty per chapter. Exceptions: 1. Vanessa may be used to rescue Ross in Chapter 2 even if she is undrafted. 2. Undrafted thieves may obtain Necessary Promotion Items and Open Doors and Chests. 3. Amelia can be leveled to 10/1 in the Tower and Ewan up to 10/5. Only Undrafted Units can Meatshield for these units. Units Available: Teams: Elieson: Spongebob Squarefranz (Franz), Artur, Squidward Tentacross (Ross), Forde, Amelia, Duessel, Innes burgerkong: WOLVERINE (Garcia), Pent 2.0 (Saleh), Horsethwomp (Kyle), Squishy Horsebird Shit (Tana), NPC Archer #3 (Neimi), Fluffles (Dozla), Knoll Poly: Lute, Gilliam-Thwomp, Hatswag (Joshua), Cornmug (Cormag), Natasha, Rennac, Ewan phobia: Vanessa, Boulder, Gerik, Colm, Marisa, L'Arachel, Syrene We'll be starting the draft itself soon, stay tuned.

Because I wanna LP something, and well, I couldn't be arsed to do anything better with my time. So I asked SB about Let's Plays, reminding him of his VN in the process. In return, I got this. ugh This is Elieson's Let's Play, featuring Squaresoft's 1995 SNES release, Secret of Evermore. FOLLOW MONOCLES AS HE STUMBLES OUT OF A MOVIE THEATER AND INTO AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION OR TIMELINE OR SOMETHING WITH HIS BRILLIANT DOG SIDEKICK, SB IS A DOG! [spoiler=Prologue: Enter the Derp] Sounds Legit This can't be a good sign Oh boy a time! 50% OFF! BUY BUY BUY!!! The Adventures of Loxley, in theatres now. That'd be more interesting than this dimwitted game. You know, this street is boring. Town Central Ave and there's 2 kids and a cat. OH BOY WAIT MORE SALES!!! A wild plot event appeared! Inanimate gyroscopic ball, I would love to be a part of any history that you actually create. That's what she said She said that too WHY EVEN BOTHER WITH THE PAST 3 MINUTES? Meanwhile, in the present; color returns to the universe. yea, totally. I watch The Lost Adventures of Vexx in theatres with my dog all the time. My favorite part was when they let the dog into the movie theatre with no questions asked. What a suck budget. I actually made a home movie with a garden hose in it. Are you blind as well as stupid? Dog ----> Cat. Fuck man, c'mon. Ahh Doughead Software. Software to get you ahead in life. coolshades.jpg Smart dog. The cat went right btw. Probably to alert the authorities of a kid who needs a reverse lobotomy. K I BET THE OWNERS DONT CARE IF WE JUST WALK IN How did you know the cat's name? If he's smart, facefirst into a paper shredder. COOL, BURGLARY AND DESTRUCTION OF PROPERTY! I'M ON A ROLL ALREADY! Just like my daddies' room! All that's missing is the empty whiskey bottle and the leather belt! Ohh observant. C'mon Scooby! No way, a closet and giant lightbulbs! Or that. Sure. We've already burglarized, vandalized and destroyed property. Why stop now. GNARLY GRAPHICS MAN Famous Last Words TM If I were stuck with you as my master, I'd have done the same thing a long time ago. RUT ROH! DA FUQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ