Okay, I got bored.
Today is my birthday, so I decided to a) torture myself and b) give you guys who care a present.
I cannot stand playing this game. I keep just barely messing up and missing Holy Weapons every time I play. PLUS, IT'S REALLY FREAKIN' HARD.
So this is half blind, I guess. I mean, I've gotten pretty far. What the hell ever ok I'm not gonna rage quit like a little bitch if I screw up this time
i'm gonna do this
we can get through this
yes we can
EDIT: i ragequit like a little bitch lol
Tell me if I'm missing something, cause I'm going off this to saVE MY LIFE
also easy mode because fuckno
[spoiler=very calm chapter]
pussy shit
read it before
Woah, woah. Greatest knight? You clearly haven't played Blazing Swoh wait.
LET'S GO
NINTENDO WOAH
what's gonna work? teamwork!
You don't need that sword you senile old man.
oh, god. this monster.
btw i kinda really hate all the knights in this game
i mean i look at bors and he's all like
In the old translations he used to say "shit" :(
Lance the Jedi Master
Game froze here for a second so it obviously wanted me to screenshot this moment of horseboss.
Righteous. Totally a green cav level. /sarcasm
Hey woah thanks villager i mean that means a lot to me
if i dont have any money bors can't fuck any hookers with his chin
Ladies and gentlemen.
I present to you.
Roy. Plus a res proc.
Redcav at its finest.
Making my way downtown
Beeettter.
yo this boss is mad swole better safe than restart amirite
I think you're looking for Roy's father!
Allen the sith lord crit stabs dummass with his lightsaber
this level was so red i thought my screen was bleeding
other translations say "conquer", which is tbh more satisfying.
oh shit dad you got mad old.
god save me
edit:i think i deleted a puush with the gif about bors i made, reuploaded