So, as the incredibly powerful ruler of the Waifu Kingdom, who obviously ignores all advice from other waifus because of their sheer inferiority, I have been wondering, who should I make my easily ignored advisors?
I will lessen their punishment for trying to surpass my talents as a Waifu, from instant beheading to beheading a few seconds after "instant". This, my friends, is from the sheer kindness of my heart, as though I rule with a steel hand, I have a few shreds of benevolence in my heart of ice.
They will have power over the other residents of the Waifu kingdom, but I can null their actions with the speed of a Pegasus.
So who, my subjects, my friends, shall join me in governing my lands?