FROM THE MAN-GOAT-SHEBEAST THAT BROUGHT US THE VAGINA ASS OF LUCIFER NIGGERBASTARD
FROM THE GIFTED MINDS THAT WROUGHT THE BELOVED TWILIGHT SERIES
FROM THE YOUNG CHINESE CHILDREN THAT MADE THAT ONE REALLY BAD HARRY POTTER FANFIC
FROM THE SECRET THIRTEEN YEAR OLD THAT WROTE HURRAH POTTRAH
COMES THE BIGGEST HIT BLOCKBUSTER BASH SLAM WHAMMO HOME RUN OF THE YEAR:
ESME GETS WIFI (ALSO DOGE!!!!)
so hey yeah come and watch me play a really silly game even though I should be studying!
part 1 is right below you so get your boners and your nipples ready CAUSE THEY'RE GONNA GET HARD
[spoiler=PART 1: Let's Log On To Tumfur!]
yes
it is
you know how I like to spend sunny, warm days?
I like to spend them browsing the internet
let's do that
let's get on grindr maybe that qt dobermann replied to my text!!
on second thought, i should check my privilege first before anything
I am a good doge
my heart and my brain say no but my body says "do it motherfucker"
after checking my privilege I like to look at my yaoi shoujo anime-style drawings
bless his heart
if only she knew how to draw a penis
much skill
picASSo
uh oh I got a little too ahead of myself
I'll try again later (◕‿◕)