This is just a rant about some web series called The Lizzie Bennet Diaries. You know, Pride and Prejudice except with all the shenanigans of the 21st century? Some of the names have been modified but it was enjoyable to watch. What is making me want to jump off a cliff is the fact that I will never get over Mr.Darcy. The most intolerable, Mr. know-it-all-and-do-whatever-the-fuck-I-want-because-I-am-rich and you're-not and saldkjhasflkhasl character Jane Austen has ever created. I hate Jane Austen.
Now my standards are ridiculously high because of a fictional character and its one of those reasons why I am perpetually single. I will never get to meet someone as him because, fictional characters don't exist (sadly, i know.) A dead Lady just trolled me from her grave. sigh. now you can move on with your lives, I am done.
TL;DR I AM HAVING FEELS FOR MR.DARCY. GODDAMMIT