I was at a computer club.
Me: Yeah, and I was collaborating with some other guys on this, but I never finished...
Guy: OH NO, THEY MIGHT KILL YOU!
Me: What?
Guy: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT (generic guy who met a crook in reality)? THE INTERNET IS EVIL!!!
Me: Please, the Internet is NOT evil. (Please, those stupid Irish internet safety conservatives got to him...)
Guy: YES IT IS!!!
This went on back and forth for a bit... He oversaw me writing this and started freaking out that I'd get killed. Kiddo, forums are not a death sentence! (Literally.)