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Hey, guys, I'm bored and need to play this game. Without further ado, I'll begin Book One! [spoiler=Book 1 Chapter 1] BLAH BLAH STORY An excuse to go crusading across the continent? I'm in! We start off by giving Marth this lady's Iron Sword. No need for that when you suck, right? Right. Unit stats, minus HP and WL. Boy, I can't wait for Abel's first WL proc. Silver Lance with no WTD? COME TO DADDY~! Jagen confirmed for MANLY CHIP! I didn't catch it, but--this was a crit. This is gonna be fun~ To the bench with you, harlot! Let's go spend it on booze and hookers! DOGA WILL CHOKE THIS POINT. DODGEMASTER DOGA SAVIN' THE DAY It's a 1-RN system! What could possibly go wrong~? ...I don't think I've had a Cav not crit yet. Go shopping, whorsebird. I'm about 80% certain that's the first time anyone has taken damage. Aaaand the dented Pirate finishes himself on Able. Nice~ I missed the combat screenshot, but... this guy has a few more HP than I'd like him to have. I knew that Gordon chip was useful for something! Jeigan cuts in, because Abel is kinda gonna die if I don't do that--seeing as he's eaten all the abuse this map has doled out so far. Go Kain! Cav duo is the answer to everything. I missed the combat screencap, but this is DOGA after facing three 70%s in a row. I'm pretty sure he's invincible. ...dammit, Abel, why...? Y'know how this ends. ...with a Skl/Lck/WL level on Abel's part. And I think a crit. Abel is, in fact, a boss. I almost forgot doubling existed in this game! Kain's up top, Doga's CHOKING DA POINT, and all is right with the world~ Like lambs to the slaughter, I swear. Because two 68s hitting just isn't likely enough, is it. NO NO ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY HIT DOGA. THIS SHALL NOT STAND!! Nor does this Pirate! This was a dodge. Kain killed. And, although I didn't get the screencap, another Pirate attacked him! You'll never guess the level. Skl Spe Def WLv HP. Kain, you boss. ...A Vulnerary. Wrys doesn't exist. Nope. Just a stinkin' Vulnerary. ...I... have no words. Pretty sure the answer is always JAGEN CHIP! ...this is getting a tad spooky. Another one bites the dust! That's... cool? Pity my Cavs aren't proccing what they need to to double with non-Slims, but eh, it happens. ...and I just realized both Cavs can use the Silver. BOOYAH. ...of course, Abel has 20 Atk with Silver, and the chip missed. Of course. Horsebird slut, however, has proven useful for once! SPLOOSH! Gehehehehehehe. Abel, keep on being a CHAMP. Disregard anything I said earlier. And that's Chapter 1. Tune in for Chapter 2 later tonight! This feels classic, in the truest sense of the worried. I should have quite a bit of fun with this~