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Hello there! I'm Mr. Iggy Koopa, and I'm going to do a Lyn Normal Mode-Eliwood Normal Mode run of Fire Emblem! Why? Because I'm using a clean rom, and because I've never finished Fire Emblem, so it will be a bit of a blindish run. However, I hope you enjoy this run, and have a fun time reading it. [spoiler=Prologue: A Girl from the Plains and the son of a God.]Anna: Good morning, Vick. Happy birthday! Vick: Thanks, mom. You know, I find it weird that I'm your son, and you, the Random Number Goddess are my mother. It's... Awkward, if I do say so myself. Anna: Oh, shush dear, it's fine. By the way, I guess you know that now that you're 16 years old, you can either-- Vick: Explore the world you control with your powers, or remain here until I die. Yeah, I know about that. And I'd like to see this world. Anna: Oh, really? Well, in that case you'd better be prepared: This world is filled with war! ...But I think you will survive. Probably because you're my son! Vick: ...You always have to pull out the war topic, right? Anna: Well, I AM specialized in war: I can decide if they hit, they miss, or if they can make a Critical Hit. Vick: Fine, fine. I get it. Just send me into this world. Anna: Oh, my! We're impatient, aren't we? Alright, here we go! But first... I'll have to give you all of the... tacticalness a War Tactician needs. Vick: "Tacticalness?" Jeez mom, you always have to invent new words every two minutes? Anna: There we go! Now you are a fully fledged War Tactician, ready to challenge what this world's numerous wars! Vick: Yes, but-- Anna: No buts! Now go! Vick: I was just saying th--AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *falls* Anna: BEST OF LUCK, DEAR! WATCH OUT WHEN YOU LAND! *Later...* Vick: Ugh... My back... It hurts... Like a huge-ass rock came rolling back and forth behind me... Oh! You're awake, then! And I thought you were in a coma of some sorts... Hell, even dead! Vick: EYAGH! Who the hell are you?! I would say the same thing about you. anyways, my name is Lyn. I'm from the Lorca tribe. Now that you know me, what about you? You don't seem that you're from these parts, and that brand on your hand makes me think you have a certain bond with the gods... Vick: Well, I'm Vick. My brand on this hand? It's just a little thing that recognises me as the Random Number Goddess Anna's son. Anyways, where the hell am I? Lyn: Well then, you're in Sacae, a place well known for the plains, the tribes... and the nomads. Especially the nomads. Vick: Okay then... Got it. Say, I saw some dudes outta here, they looked very beefy, and they have axes. Are they your friends? Lyn: Hmm... Beefy... Axes... Eyup, they must be Bandits, that's for sure. Vick: Oh, I see... Because I saw one of them doing some weird-ass dance in front of a house... or tent. I dunno. Lyn: Oh, really? That's fantastic! I'm gonna chug up a sword on that son of a bitch. Vick: Damn girl, you sure? Wait, they're brigands. They have axes. And you have a sword. Swords beat Axes. Eyup, you can kick their butts. Lyn: Wait, you don't fight? Vick: Of course not! I'm Your Average War Tactician Bro! You know, the one that can guide your army and that shiz? Lyn: Oh. Okay then. Better than nothing, I suppose. Vick: Anyways... About these Bandicks, you... should just stab 'em, avoid their hits and kick that dude on the door's ass. Got it? Lyn: YOU SON OF A BITCH! *Runs for the Brigand* Vick... I think I'll count that as a yes. Batta: Who the hell are you? You think you're the best like no one ever was? Well too bad, because I'm the best like no one ever was! I'm the Lime Knight himself, the one and only, the amazing... BATTA THE BEAST!!! Lyn: Too bad you're kinda dead. So is your friend. Batta: *gasps* You killed Johnny?! HOW COULD YOU?! HE WAS LIKE A BROTHER! Lyn: Shut the hell up, you're dead now. Vick: Yeah, obey the green lady. She killed you. Batta: Avenge me, Johnny... Both Vick and Lyn: HE'S DEAD, YOU DUMBASS! *Later, that day...* Vick: ...And then, when that guy missed with a 99% hit, you know what happened to the other guy? Lyn: Nope! What happened? Vick: He hit with a 1% hit, and he critted too, killing the other guy! Lyn: *laughs* Really? That must be some bad luck for that other guy! Vick: You're joking, right? That was ridiculous when I saw it with my eyes! Now here I am, telling this story to you. Anyways, how about we make a journey where we discover you're a noble and you have an evil uncle that wants to get the throne? Lyn: As stupid as that sounds, why not? Vick: Good! Because you're kinda forced, too. Lyn: ... And we're done! If you wonder what levelup Lyn got, she got HP/Str/Skill/Spd/Lck. A good level in my book! Anyways, that's the end of the chapter, I hope you enjoyed!