Hi.
Missed me?
Probably not.
Seeing all of the fun with the new Randomizer, and WE ALL KNOW I JUST LOVE MY RANDOMIZED GAMES, and had to try it.
After a couple fail randomizes (cuz chapters were so cruel on rng that almost no one lived.) I found an ideal one.
Here I'll document my depression throughout the game.
Because fuck me right?
[spoiler=Prologue and Chapter 1]
Our self-claimed Lord, Garcia the Hero!
Awful Base tho. But we'll see.
Dat movement though.
Seth/10
That luck is abysmal but it won't bite us in the ass right?
Because Garcia only has a lance to use, I do this.
WELP
Changed it up a slight bit and got a level of skill, true to his title as the Hero. A hero need skill.
gitgudscruk
Well, damn.
This'll be fine. I guess.
Next!
84% chance.
Miss twice.
...Should I be impressed or surprised?
MVP, won't bench.
(unless growth is so bad it's abysmal. I don't have a way to find out anyway, won't plan to to keep it a surprise.)
Default Blue team!
Why do I have unimpressive screenshots?
Glitch Shield is best defense!
Well, no boss kill for our brave hero!
thecoward
Oh nice.
Lute pls.
Vanessa goes apeshit.
Gain godawful lvl.
To be continued.
Next week at same fire emblem time! At same fire emblem channel!
Good bye! dontkillmeforthatjoke