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Look, hear me out here guys. I know Dimitri isn't a super-hero but look at this. And sure, I know this is a knock-off of ViceTOluct's threads, but seeing as he got banned... I'm going to do it. Hell I'm going to put actual thought into it before I spiral into the strawgrasping that makes these fun. Yes. Thought into stupid crackpot theory territory. Because I love crackpot theories... even when I forget the theory. Batman is rich. Dimitri, being the Prince of Faerghus, is also rich. Obviously. Likewise, both Dimitri and Batman lost their parents as children. Both instances turned out to be more than what they initially appeared to be, with the assassination of the King of Faerghus being blamed on the people of Duscur. This was done to mask TWSitD involvement. In a similar fashion (though it's been altered depending on the telling so I'm going with the classic pre-crisis version, though some versions have changed Joe Chill out for Superman villain Metallo, or in the 1989 Batman film the Joker), Joe Chill murdered Bruce Wayne's parents... Thomas and Martha Wayne. While initially appearing as a mugging gone wrong, various accounts have been given (did you know in the first telling of the origin, only Thomas was shot, with Martha succumbing to a heart attack? The more you know). In some accounts it's been vengeance on Thomas Wayne for stopping criminals at a costume party. In others (Batman, the Ultimate Evil by Andrew Vachss specifically) the motivation was that Martha Wayne was secretly a federal agent on the verge of busting up an international crime ring involved in the exploitation of minors in the sort of manner that gets you on a register. I know that's a very roundabout way of saying it but, I'm mildly uncomfortable being any blunter. Point is, it's established in both cases the killers disguised an organized assassination as something else to cover up their own actions. Ok. Next is the fact Dimitri, like Bruce Wayne, was drastically changed by that. Just as Bruce pushed away childhood friend Zatanna Zatara (as seen around the 843/844 mark of Detective comics. I'd give the exact issue, but I forget damn it), Dimitri pushed away Felix, his former best friend. Difference here is Dimitri pushed away Felix by being open about his thirst for vengeance. Bruce pushed Zatanna away for purpose of hiding it. All said, in either case they'd end up associating again. Be it in the Justice League or in Garreg Mach. Not that things would ever quite be the same. Like Batman, Dimitri has a loyal servant, and like Batman he considers him more of a friend than such. I'm talking about Dedue and Alfred. Fun fact. Back in the 1980s, Alfred was supposed to be a WWII Veteran who fought with the French Resistance. Not that that's been referenced since Crisis on Infinite Earths... but it's a funny thing. Dimitri, much like Batman, has an excellent cape post-timeskip, and has taken to recruiting the young into his personal vendetta. Much like Batman at certain points in his career (right after Jason Todd's death at the hands of the Joker), he's pretty much snapped. Also like Batman, an individual associated with the law enforcement (as that's what the Knights of Seiros basically are in Fodlan) serves to help keep him in line through this harsh period. Yes. Gilbert is his Gordon. While I've already likened Dedue to Alfred, he doubles as a "Superman", in that as a knight, he's very much a "man of steel". Impervious to almost all harm... except magic. Which coincidentally, besides Kryptonite, is one of Superman's weaknesses... albeit less often exploited. Presumably because not every hood can learn magic, but every hood can pick up a green glowing rock. Dimitri, pre-timeskip, wears a mask. Not some physical mask, but he hides his fractured psyche behind a facade of normalcy that cracks with the more literal mask Edelgard employed as the Flame Emperor. If you listen to Felix, he was like this since the Duscur incident, which has no doubt lead to his training for vengeance. Felix also claims that he's different after his redemption arc is complete in the war phase. This means, Dimitri no longer needs the mask, he's finally recovered. Something, Batman is yet to do. Also of note, like Batman has evaded leadership of the Justice League for the most part despite his intelligence making him an ideal candidate, Dimitri does not involve himself in war phase planning while in his vengeance crazed mode. This may be for different reasons, with one preferring to avoid the attention, while the other is more than a little mad at that point. Also something something Edelgard/PoisonIvy or Edelgard/Catwoman loveinterest/enemy blah blah claptrap even I know is pushing credibility too far. Yeah, I think I've constructed a case. Whether it holds any water, or is just me distracting myself from a grim reality is up for debate. Hope it was a fun read at least.

I've watched a fair amount of standup, usually while doing homework, haven't really seen it talked about much here, figured I might as well throw a thread about it out there So just to get the ball rolling, I'm gonna recommend something I watched just yesterday, actually, two sets from Daniel Sloss that are on Netflix, just released a couple days ago. Very dark, but very sincere in spite of that (think like, old Bill Burr routines, but focused on a central metaphor), its the only time I can think of where something has made me laugh and cry so hard within the same hour.

Okay, don't get the wrong idea, this isn't where people say their own Entirely different posts, basically, this is where I'll archive my entirely different posts, and this'll be where i post my new ones, and I'm hoping to do the same with the Ripoff thread in the future, so without further ado, Coco is entirely different from The Book Of Life! Coco has a mexican boy traveling to Hell to find his grandma, The Book Of Life has a spanish man travel to hell to find his wife, Coco is for spysassins ONLY, The Book Of Life is not for the feint of heart, Coco has a villain, The Book Of Life doesn't, Coco is named after a food, The Book Of Life is literally the polar opposite of Death Note, and finally, Coco was a financial success, but The Book Of Life wasn't!

Post anything you do with fe1 hacking here(except finding unused stuff,that belong here) um , i managed to make a custom map , if that's cool maybe making a tutorial about that soon(™)

We have an Optimization Thread, but I'm itching to see the opposite of that. What is the worst way to employ a character? Which pairings kill a child's potential? In essence, what are some things a player should avoid (from a gameplay perspective)? For instance, I'm finding that Hinata/Felicia is a huge miss, in that Hisame completely wastes Felicia's Mag and ends up with mediocre stats.

I re-made this thread because my previous one--just by the title--doesn't exactly feel like it "plants my flag", or so to speak. With this title, you know I will be making progress with my translations. I will make an effort to get at least one video out a day. It takes me a few to several hours to make one 10-20 minute video, so please forgive me if I miss out on a day. If all goes well I may be able to push out two, but that's not in any way a guarantee. Editing in all this text is a stroke and making sure they're good translations that gets the essential meaning across takes a little extra time.. Please excuse me if I double/triple/etc. post as I keep you guys updated. I'll try and keep it to a minimal, though. And without further ado... ---- Neutral (0-5) Chapters: "Chapter 0" Chapter 1 Chapter 2 Chapter 3 Chapter 4 Chapter 5 Hoshido (6-27) Chapters: Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Chapter 24 Chapter 25 Chapter 26 Chapter 27 Nohr (6-27) Chapters: Chapter 6 Chapter 7 Chapter 8 Chapter 9 Chapter 10 Chapter 11 Chapter 12 Chapter 13 Chapter 14 Chapter 15 Chapter 16 Chapter 17 Chapter 18 Chapter 19 Chapter 20 Chapter 21 Chapter 22 Chapter 23 Chapter 24 Chapter 25 Chapter 26 Chapter 27 "Aqua" (6-?) Chapter coming soon

So I will state my opinion of whoever chooses to post in this thread. If you care enough about my opinion to try I probably like you.

So after reading the character descriptions from this LP (near the bottom of the page), I decided to try my hand at doing something similar myself, only with FE13... because I was bored and had nothing better to do. I was only bored enough to do descriptions for the Gen Wunderkins, apparently. I probably think the descriptions are more witty and clever than they actually are (and some of them I don't even get anymore), but that's how it goes when you have an overinflated ego (which is why I made these thread because that ego was cruising for a bruising). Also Euklyd helped me with 99% of these, so props. Anyways, keep in mind that the descriptions are not entirely serious (although I'd like to think that they're fairly accurate :3), so don't feel offended if your favorite character didn't get the optimal description (and more importantly, don't spend pages arguing about it here). That being said, if there's anything you feel that can be changed or improved (or you just don't get a description, feel free to mention it (or just leave your general comments, that works too). Just as long as you're not expecting a quality answer, of course! CHROM: The heroic, well-respected lord. Bit of a hypocrite. AVATAR: The charismatic, amnesiac tactician. Bit of a player. LISSA: The perky, tomboyish cleric. Bit of a brat. FREDERICK: The no-nonsense, Chromosexual great knight. Bit of a pyromaniac. SULLY: The foul-mouthed, straightforward cavalier. Bit of a tryhard. VIRION: The clever, womanizing archer. Bit of a legend. STAHL: The helpful, perpetually hungry cavalier. Bit of a bro. VAIKE: The confident, absent-minded fighter. Bit of an egomaniac. MIRIEL: The methodical, perfectionist mage. Bit of a nerd. SUMIA: The ditzy, kindhearted pegasus knight. Bit of a hate magnet. DONNEL: The incompetent, peculiar-speaking villager. Bit of a pothead. LON'QU: The unsociable, woman-fearing myrmidon. Bit of a hunk. RICKEN: The endearing, animal-loving mage. Bit of a shota. MARIBELLE: The proud, sophisticated troubadour. Bit of an elitist. GAIUS: The calm, relatable thief. Bit of a sugar-fiend. PANNE: The independent, apathetic taguel. Bit of a xenophobe. CORDELIA: The hard working, beautiful pegasus knight. Bit of an eidolon. GREGOR: The mature, easy-going mercenary. Bit of a swell sword. NOWI: The energetic, childish manakete. Bit of a pedobait. LIBRA: The calm, attentive war monk. Bit of a zealot. THARJA: The sadistic, self-centered dark mage. Bit of a stalker. ANNA: The friendly, iconic trickster. Bit of a con artist. OLIVIA: The antisocial, talented dancer. Bit of an exhibitionist. CHERCHE: The loyal, composed wyvern rider. Bit of a dragonkin. HENRY: The cheerful, cruel dark mage. Bit of a punslinger. SAY'RI: The determined, old-fashioned swordmaster. Bit of a nonentity. TIKI: The naive, revered manakete. Bit of a deadbeat. BASILIO: The quirky, badass warrior. Bit of a possum. FLAVIA: The brave, informal hero. Bit of a sore loser. PRIAM: The sociable, powerhungry hero. Bit of a throwback.