mr_e_s Posted June 27, 2010 Author Share Posted June 27, 2010 To anyone interested in boopers: I'm devoting most of my writing time to an internet forum RP (I know, right?) Anywyas, if anyone out there enjoys reading these and wants me to write more, leave me some requests, a list or something, of pairings or general ideas you'd like to see and I'll do them up as prompt as I can muster. If not, I'll still write stuff, it'll just be less frequent. Just, you know, in case someone besides me is enjoying these. BLATANT ADVERTISING FOR SHU'S QUEST: Shu's Quest RP topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 make one about Tibarn, and another about Boyd, i think they'd be good =] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 Er... Ike X Rolf Mist X Soren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 make one about Tibarn Tibarn: Morning, Ulki, sleep well? Ulki: I never sleep. My own heartbeat is like a scream in constant intervals. Tibarn: That's super. Janaff? Janaff: Can't complain. Tibarn: What's on the scheduel for today? Ulki: You're supposed to pronouince some new royal decress to the masses, and then Tai-Bo. Tibarn: Cool, where's my speech at, yo? Janaff: Right he...oh. Tibarn: What is it? Janaff: Well, it looks like Naesala stole your royal decrees speech. Tibarn: What makes you say that? Janaff: Well, most of the speech talks about how dumb hawks are, and how it's now a law that all treasure of the hawk nation be left unguarded at the shoreline. Also there seems to be a crude drawing of me and Ulki...stroking the uh... the royal shaft. Also it says crows rule about a hundred times on the other side of the page. Tibarn: Well, what should we do? Ulki: Leave all our money at the shoreline unguarded? Tibarn: ...Damn these random magically binding papers! Who thought those were a good idea? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 and another about Boyd Boyd: I'm so awesome! Mist: No... No, you're really not. Boyd: I know... and in the vein of a longer one... Boyd: And then I tapped her on the ass and said "By the way, nice jugs!" Mist: Wow, you're a terrible human being. Boyd: Yeah, I am pretty awesome. No wonder the ladies love me. Mist: The ladies hate you. The guys hate you too. Boyd: Well, at least I have you. Mist: I hate you mroe then everyone else combined, and they all hate you a lot. Boyd: So, you wanna make out? Mist: I think I just threw up a little. Boyd: I don't mind! It'll remind me of my first kiss! Mist: Good-bye, Boyd. Boyd: I'll miss you too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadowknight Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 I lol'snorted at a bunch of these; read the entire topic in one go. XD You're pretty good here. <3 Specially have a knack with the GM and the swordmasters for some reason. huh. letsee - more laguz. I dare you to do naesala/muarim, shinon/vika shinon/zihark MOAR OLIVER. :D But seriously, this is gold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted July 19, 2010 Author Share Posted July 19, 2010 I been writing these since back when FE9 was new, so I got a good writing feel for the GM, for sure. Also, flattery will get you everywhere. Including ahead of guy who's requests been waiting for like a mopnth or something. Muarim: King Kilvas! Naesala: Oh, it's the pet tiger, how wonderful for me. Muarim: My friend Vika, she told me that you were very unkind to her, and I wish to sort this out. Naesala: Vika... Not ringing any bells here. Muarim: She is the female raven of our group. Naesala: Oh, the hot bitch with the stoner eyes, right. What of it? Muarim: She informed me you were very sexist with her, and that you implied her worth was low. Naesala: So I slapped her on the ass and called her useless, like all chick ravens. Muarim: That is unacceptable! Naesala: Listen, Jolly Green Jackass, you ever seen a chick raven soldier? Muarim: No.. Naesala: Ever heard of a Queen of Kilvas? Muarim: Well, no. Naesala: Is Vika even at all useful in fighting humans, who are much weaker then us? Muarim: Well... She offers us support through- Naesala: Exactly, now get out of here before I start charging for obvious answers. Muarim: I... Alright. *slap* Muarim: Did... Did you just pat my ass? Naesala: Yeah, I'm a little scamp, ain't I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted July 19, 2010 Share Posted July 19, 2010 LOolz do the ShinnonxVika Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinDuh Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 Gatrie Meets a Tree: Gatrie: OH! Well aren't you just the cutest thing ever! Tree: ... Gatrie: Playing hard to get, eh?! Well no one can pass up my dashing good looks! Tree: .... Gatrie: Well why don't we just take a stroll in this here forest, and maybe I'll finally get you to talk! Tree: ..... *Gatrie puts his arm around the tree and starts to walk off. He quickly realizes his arm is accompanied by nothing but air. Gatrie runs back to tree* Gatrie: Now see here, young lady! I am a renowned Knight! A beauty such as yourself should be honored to take a stroll with me! Tree: ...... Gatrie: Please, my lady! At least tell me your name! Tree: ....... Gatrie: Please! I beg of you! *Shinon walks up* Shinon: Gatrie.... This one isn't even dressed in a skirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Posted July 21, 2010 Share Posted July 21, 2010 (edited) Do a Kieran and L'Arachel/Clarine or Serra one! I wanna see egomaniacs fight out! XDD Edited July 21, 2010 by Frostbite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted July 22, 2010 Author Share Posted July 22, 2010 Ike x Rolf Rolf: Ike! Ike: What is it, Rolf? I'm in kind of a bad mood, Soren sucker punched me out of nowhere and called me an asshole for no reason. Rolf: Bitching, anyways, you always got like 8 girls hanging around you, right? Ike: Yeah, it's rpetty badass, I feel better, thanks. *turns to leave* Rolf: Wait! I was asking for help with girls! Ike: Don't you usually ask Ranulf? Rolf: Yeah, but he gives me advice even the skankiest whores won't do. Ike: How do you know? Rolf: Mist said no. Ike: I'm giving you a 5 second head start. Rolf: See, you're already better then Ranulf! Mist x Soren Mist: Oh God Rolf, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard, not even if you had 5000 gold! Oh hey Soren, what's up? Soren: Why do you hang out with guys like that, Mist? Mist: I don't know, growing up I didn't have a lot of options, I guess, I got used to the guys I was with, so I kinda ended up with guys like that. I neevr really had a calm smart influence. Soren: What about me? I've always loved you, since before it was even FE apropriate, and I've been there for you... Mist: What? look, Soren, I may have experimented with Jill a few years back but that does not make me a lesbian. Soren: ...I'm a guy, Mist. Mist: What? Ike told me you were a chick. Soren: ...That son of a bitch, where is he?! ...And that's two semi-connected things, I guess. Dunno what I was really trying for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted July 22, 2010 Share Posted July 22, 2010 Lol those were two of the best, probly only one better was the IkeXmia about herpes, and maybe the muarimXnaesala. but shouldnt SorenXmist have been first, since soren runs off after Ike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiltas Crysten Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 What about Zihark and Lyre?^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenrir Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 (edited) What about Zihark and Lyre?^^ FUCK NO HE MAKES SHINNON VIKA FIRST!!! (sarcasm is somewaht implied here so i dont get warn...) Edited July 28, 2010 by Fenrir Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted August 24, 2010 Author Share Posted August 24, 2010 Apologies for absence. Also, since these chars overlapped I decided to turn into something called "Scenes from a crazy cycle." Shinon/Vika Vika: Wow, you will not believe the shit Tormod just told me. Shinon: Hey that's super I don't care, go fly off into a dragon's nest or something. Vika: What's you're problem? Shinon: I. Hate. Sub-humans. At no point have I not made this clear. If I had my way, the Greil mercenaries would be hunting you down, not helping you out. Vika: Well, if I had my way, all you humans would be put into camps, not provided with any food, and forced to kill each other and eat the weak to survive, until eventually only the very strongest are allowed out to breed. Until their children are of the right age to be put to the arenas to duel each other for our pleasure! Shinon: I...uh...you win? Vika: Awesome, later. Shinon/Zihark Shinon: Wow, you will not believe the shit Vika just told me. Zihark: If you speak ill of that hot chick with wings I will cut you down I swear to Ashera. Shinon: ...K, so what's up? Zihark: Not much, waiting for Lyre to come out of her tent so I can bump into her and have an accidental meeting, try and turn it into a first date set-up. Shinon: Anyone ever tell you that you're really creepy? Zihark: yeah a bunch of times, anyways, keep an eye out for Meg, I'm trying to avoid her. Shinon: Why on Earth would you avoid a hottie like her? Zihark: ...What? Shinon: Man, if I had half a chance I would bend that girl over and- *10 seconds later* Zihark: Oh God I think my ears just crawled into themselves and died! Zihark/Lyre Zihark: Wow, you would not believe the shit Shinon just told me. Lyre: Leave me alone, Zihark. Lethe warned me you were a scuzzball. Zihark: Yeah, but I'm a scuzzball with some olivi grass! That gets you pretty high, right? Lyre: Yeah, it also keeps me in my cat form... Zihark: I know, all the better. That's even hotter. Lethe: Oh...My...Ashera... I gotta go! Zihark: Wait, don't tell anyone! Promise! Lethe: Later, Zi! *grabs the grass and runs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parrhesia Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Shinon: Man, if I had half a chance I would bend that girl over and- *10 seconds later* Zihark: Oh God I think my ears just crawled into themselves and died! XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiltas Crysten Posted August 24, 2010 Share Posted August 24, 2010 Mr., you're awesome XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted August 25, 2010 Author Share Posted August 25, 2010 From an IRC chat. Oliver: Oh my, that is quite possibly the most beautiful specimen I have ever seen! 17:51 mr_e_s Jill: What, this guy I fly on? Thanks! 17:51 mr_e_s Oliver: I just want to take it home and bathe it in the finest oils! 17:51 mr_e_s Jill: Uhh... 17:52 mr_e_s Oliver: I'd groom every bit of it, top to bottom, and appreciate it beauty, maybe fondle it gently... 17:52 mr_e_s Jill: Umm, that's cool, I guess 17:52 mr_e_s Oliver: And then I'd bed it, and bed it well, it would be changed forever. 17:52 mr_e_s Jill: Wait, are you talkin about me, or the wyvern? 17:52 mr_e_s Oliver: Can't it be both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted August 26, 2010 Author Share Posted August 26, 2010 mr_e_s Shinon: *bumps into Lethe* Hey, watch where you're...Oh, it's you. 21:33 mr_e_s Lethe: Well, you going to apologize? 21:33 mr_e_s Shinon: Pfft the only thing I'm sorry about is that I have to fight alongside you filthy subhumans! 21:34 mr_e_s Lethe: You better wath your tongue or I'll cut it out! 21:34 mr_e_s Shinon: You better watch your tail or I'll...I don't know, fuck I'm drunk. You're a god damned housepet, anyways 21:34 mr_e_s Lethe: I'll tear you to shreds! 21:35 mr_e_s Shinon: I'll fill you with so many holes you'll....nuts to the threats, let's just fight! 21:35 mr_e_s *the next day* 21:35 mr_e_s Lethe: Wow... This is... Really awkward. 21:35 mr_e_s Shinon: You're telling me. 21:36 mr_e_s Lethe: I'm just really embarrassed we slept togehter, don't tell anyone, okay? 21:36 mr_e_s Shinon: You're embarassed, I was so drunk I thought you were Mordecai! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanarkin Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 thats all that needs to be said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntegerZero Posted August 30, 2010 Share Posted August 30, 2010 21:36 mr_e_s Shinon: You're embarassed, I was so drunk I thought you were Mordecai! Oh god, that just made me fell over. I knew Shinon couldn't keep his hands off the Laguz! He secretly is a worse furry than Zihark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 mr_e_s Tormod: Marcia! I have urgent news! 16:31 mr_e_s Marcia: Well, spit it out, appleseed! 16:31 mr_e_s Tormod: Tororono said that- 16:31 mr_e_s Marcia: That's not how you say his name. 16:31 mr_e_s Tormod: Torono? 16:31 mr_e_s Marcia: Nope. 16:32 mr_e_s Tormod: Tuarenio? 16:32 mr_e_s Marcia: No 16:32 mr_e_s Tormod: Topokono? 16:32 mr_e_s Marcia: Wow, no. 16:32 mr_e_s Tormod: Tuarin-o? 16:33 mr_e_s Marcia: Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there kid, it's Tauroneo 16:33 mr_e_s Tormod: Oh...I could have sworn there were more syllables... 16:33 mr_e_s Marca: Yeah, so what was the big news? 16:33 mr_e_s Tormod: Right, well, Torpio was saying that- 16:33 mr_e_s Marcia; you know what, fuck it, I'll take my chances and not put up with this, later, hayseed. 16:34 mr_e_s addendum 16:35 mr_e_s Tormod: *walking off* Toronoa Zorro, Toro Neo, Toragami... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BEST TRYNDAMERE PLAYER Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Awesome like always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silith Posted September 11, 2010 Share Posted September 11, 2010 Roronoa Zoro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted September 14, 2010 Author Share Posted September 14, 2010 Yep. That was the reference I made, alright. Also Janaff: hey there, Marcia! Marcia: Oh hey there, chicken wings! Janaff: Did you hear the urgent news from Turino? Marcia: Let's...just not go down that road, okay, drumstick? Janaff: Okay... Anyways, you'll never guess what I saw today! Marcia: Ooh, gossip! Lay it on me, extra crispy! Janaff: This guy Makalov, he had a bunch of cash on him- Marcia: He had a bunch of money? So he can pay off his debts? Janaff: Well no, he kind of went to this gambling house... Marcia: Oh! That clam chowder head! I'm gonna go smack some sense into his broccoli face! *Marcia storms off, almost at the same time as Makalov steps out of a tent nearby* Makalov: Thanks dude. Janaff: No worries, but why did you want her to think you were gambling money away? Makalov: Cause if she's looking for me at a seedy gambling establishment, she's not going to be looking for me at an even seedier brothel, high five! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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