mr_e_s Posted February 20, 2009 Author Share Posted February 20, 2009 *feels like writing a booper* Stefan: Well, aren't you an interesting little specimen? Amy: Huh? What's a specimen? Stefan: It doesn't matter, what your name, young one? Amy: I'm Amy! Stefan: Amy, how old are you? Amy: I dunno! Mommy says I'm 5! Stefan: And your mommy is... Amy: Mommy's name is Calil! Stefan: But...Calil didn't have any children three years ago... Say, Amy, are yo- Amy: Look bub, I know what you are. I know you know what I am. But the fact is, they feed me, clothe me, and never suspect me when their shit goes missing. If they find out I'm 38, I won't be happy. And if I'm not happy, Largo won't be the only one missing an arm, UNDERSTAND? Stefan: Y-yes ma'am! Amy: Good, now let's play tea party! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 *feels like writing a booper*Stefan: Well, aren't you an interesting little specimen? Amy: Huh? What's a specimen? Stefan: It doesn't matter, what your name, young one? Amy: I'm Amy! Stefan: Amy, how old are you? Amy: I dunno! Mommy says I'm 5! Stefan: And your mommy is... Amy: Mommy's name is Calil! Stefan: But...Calil didn't have any children three years ago... Say, Amy, are yo- Amy: Look bub, I know what you are. I know you know what I am. But the fact is, they feed me, clothe me, and never suspect me when their shit goes missing. If they find out I'm 38, I won't be happy. And if I'm not happy, Largo won't be the only one missing an arm, UNDERSTAND? Stefan: Y-yes ma'am! Amy: Good, now let's play tea party! I KNEW that the innocent little girl look was nothing but a vile facade! :o TT_TT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted February 20, 2009 Share Posted February 20, 2009 *feels like writing a booper*Stefan: Well, aren't you an interesting little specimen? Amy: Huh? What's a specimen? Stefan: It doesn't matter, what your name, young one? Amy: I'm Amy! Stefan: Amy, how old are you? Amy: I dunno! Mommy says I'm 5! Stefan: And your mommy is... Amy: Mommy's name is Calil! Stefan: But...Calil didn't have any children three years ago... Say, Amy, are yo- Amy: Look bub, I know what you are. I know you know what I am. But the fact is, they feed me, clothe me, and never suspect me when their shit goes missing. If they find out I'm 38, I won't be happy. And if I'm not happy, Largo won't be the only one missing an arm, UNDERSTAND? Stefan: Y-yes ma'am! Amy: Good, now let's play tea party! lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Well, here goes nothing... Ranulf: Skrimir, don't rush up to the opponent and roar before anyone else can get there, please? Skrimir: Why? Ranulf: Well... *flashback* Skrimir: ROAR! Soldier: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIE! *Stabs Skrimir in the leg* *Flashback #2* Skrimir: ROAR! Soldier: AAAAAAH! *Stabs Skrimir in the shoulder* *Flashback #3* Skrimir: ROAR! Soldier: OH, NOOOO! Stabs Skrimir in the foot* *Final Flashback* Skrimir: ROAR! Zelgius: ... *Slashes Skrimir and nearly kills him* *End Flashbacks* Skrimir: ... Ranulf: Now, do you see? Skrimir: No... Ranulf: *facepalm* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Well, here goes nothing...Ranulf: Skrimir, don't rush up to the opponent and roar before anyone else can get there, please? Skrimir: Why? Ranulf: Well... *flashback* Skrimir: ROAR! Soldier: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIE! *Stabs Skrimir in the leg* *Flashback #2* Skrimir: ROAR! Soldier: AAAAAAH! *Stabs Skrimir in the shoulder* *Flashback #3* Skrimir: ROAR! Soldier: OH, NOOOO! Stabs Skrimir in the foot* *Final Flashback* Skrimir: ROAR! Zelgius: ... *Slashes Skrimir and nearly kills him* *End Flashbacks* Skrimir: ... Ranulf: Now, do you see? Skrimir: No... Ranulf: *facepalm* Very nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Very nice. Thanks, dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanatha Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 Well, here goes nothing...((Ranulf X Skrimir)) Haha! Loved it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted February 21, 2009 Share Posted February 21, 2009 (edited) I'm getting bored... So I'll try another one! Greil: You still can't beat me. BK: Really? Greil: Hmph. *Bk throws Ragnell at Greil, impaling him* Greil: Ugh... Ah! BK: That was too easy... Edited February 21, 2009 by Camtech075 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanatha Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 I'm getting bored... So I'll try another one!Greil: You still can't beat me. BK: Really? Greil: Hmph. *Bk throws Ragnell at Greil, impaling him* Greil: Ugh... Ah! BK: That was too easy... Haha! Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Here I go again... 3-13 Archer: FOR THE GLORY OF DAEIN! Tiger: ROAR! 3-13 Archer: Oh, no! I'm out of here! *Runs away* Sothe & Micaiah: GET BACK HERE YOU DISLOYAL ____! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Edward: I'm a sword master! I wave swords around like Bssh, Bssh, Bssh!Ike: Hmm...*thinks about Mia* Mia: I'm a sword master! I wave swords around like Bssh, Bssh, Bssh! And I have boobs! Ike: Nah, we're going to stick with Mia, BENCHED! Next up, Leonardo. Leonardo: Hi! Ike: Oh... Leonardo: What? Ike: Nothing...I just thought...nevermind. Leonardo: No, really, what? Ike: Well, I was kind of hoping for the ninja Turtle, honestly. Leonardo: I...what? Ike: Nevermind. BENCHED! I laughed really hard when Ike thought of Leonardo from TMNT, hahaha, and choshing Mia over Edward because she has...you know. All the Dawn Brigade got benched for stupid reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 I laughed really hard when Ike thought of Leonardo from TMNT, hahaha, and choshing Mia over Edward because she has...you know.All the Dawn Brigade got benched for stupid reasons. Isn't that the point of a Booper? They're stupid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Yeah, , I would pick her too over that noob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted February 22, 2009 Share Posted February 22, 2009 Anyone wanna do Homasa and Stefan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted February 23, 2009 Author Share Posted February 23, 2009 Petrine: Homasa! What the Hell happened to you? Homasa: Pretty sweet, right? Petrine: You look like a male prostitute. Homasa: Well, I figure this green hair and this gaudy uniform will distract my enemies, I mean, no one can have a fight without staring at this, it's brilliant! Petrine: Whatever, I'm getting out of here, later. *later, indeed* Homasa: Ahh, here comes my first victom now! Stefan: Yo. Homasa: Son of a- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted February 23, 2009 Share Posted February 23, 2009 Petrine: Homasa! What the Hell happened to you?Homasa: Pretty sweet, right? Petrine: You look like a male prostitute. Homasa: Well, I figure this green hair and this gaudy uniform will distract my enemies, I mean, no one can have a fight without staring at this, it's brilliant! Petrine: Whatever, I'm getting out of here, later. *later, indeed* Homasa: Ahh, here comes my first victom now! Stefan: Yo. Homasa: Son of a- lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted February 26, 2009 Author Share Posted February 26, 2009 Mak x Ren C: Makalov: Man...Not again...Oh hey! You're Elincia's uncle, right? Renning: Hmm? How do you know me? Makalov: Oh, I was there last time, you know, when we killed you. Renning: Oh... Well yes, that was me, and I am Duke Renning. Makalov: Cool. Wanna gamble? Renning: You mean like a game of chance? Makalov: Yeah, or we could bet on sports, whatever. Renning: I've no coin. Makalov: Whatever, later. B: Renning: And then I came to, seeing my niece clearly for the first time in over 4 years. Makalov: Fascinating, I liked the part with the ninjas. Renning: There was no part with...you weren't listening, were you? Makalov: No, you lost me about the part when you were taken when you mentioned you lost the fortune you had. Renning: Ahh, I see. Then when I reclaim it and my position as head of the Crimean Royal Knights, I'l- Makalov: Pfffftftftfftfftffffftf! You're gonna be the head of the CRK? Renning: Well, I see no reason not to retake my old post now that I've regained my senses... Makalov: Yes sir! Sir! Did you need something? Anything? Renning: *sigh* dismssed. A: Makalov: Oh, sir. Was there anything I could do for you? Renning: Yes. As a matter of fact there is. Makalov: Mm, what is it, sir? Renning: I want you to stop kissing my butt so much. It just feels weird after more than 4 years of barely being able to mutter out more than one completely insane word at a time. Just because I might be your boss when this is all over, don't assume I want your nose to be brown at all times. Makalov: Duke, I was just to be respectful. Renning: No, you weren't and that's what I like about you. You didn't give a damn about my noble position, the only thing that daunted you was that I might be giving you orders. In the Crimean Ryal Knights we have to deal with many a noble whose gotten far too much ego for his own good. It's good that you won't let someone's status phase you. I was thinking of promoting you once I took over. Makalov: Really? So I'd be dealing with all those nobles, just being weighed down by gold? Renning: Well, you'd be dealing with the troublesome ones, anyways. Putting them in their places. Makalov: Great! Come on, boss-man, I'll buy you a drink! Renning: I don't drink. Makalov: Even better, buy me a drink! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xanatha Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 Haha! I liked that Makalov X Renning! Very good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martelé Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 This thread is awesome. :P I loved Homasa/Petrine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 #4Nailah: Ike, may I have a word? Ike: Of course, what did you need? Nailah: Volug feels like you've been avoiding him, and since he couldn't ask you why himself, I took on the task. Ike: Oh, well...yeah. I may have been avoiding him. Nailah: Why? Ike: Well, I know it's normal for you people, but I don't appreciate it when he puts his face right up in my business and sniffs my crotch. Nailah: Oh...I'll tellhim you don't like that, and I'm sure he'll stop. Ike: Thank you. Nailah: Ike? Ike: Yes? Nailah: Should I stop as well? Ike: No, I think we're good if you keep doing it. , that one is really funny too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted February 26, 2009 Share Posted February 26, 2009 The last two lines were awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted February 27, 2009 Share Posted February 27, 2009 I liked Mak's last words there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamara Posted February 28, 2009 Share Posted February 28, 2009 21-30: Musical parodies After reading those I had a dream about Almedha singing that The Last Unicorn song, only she's replaced unicorn with dragon and added some somewhat crazy laughter O_o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted March 1, 2009 Author Share Posted March 1, 2009 (edited) Boopers. Mist: Ike! You're never going to believe what happened! Ike: Boyd's gay? I kinda guessed. Mist: What? No! They gave us supports in Radiant Dawn finally! Ike: For serious? Awesome! What's my list like? Mist: Well, Your options are...me. Ike: Right. Mist: Danved. Ike: What? Mist: Makalov. Ike: That asshat? Mist: Oliver. Ike ...I just thre up a little. Mist: Largo. Ike: What? He's not even in the game! What the Hell is this, where are my love pairings, I'm the lord, for Ashera's sake! Mist: Well, actually you can pair up with either Makalov, Danved, or Oliver, so... Ike: Oh nuts to this, I'm gonna go get a spot in Brawl! Even fighting that electric mouse is better than this shit! *Ike storms off* Oscar: Mist...why did you lie ab- Mist: Silence! I'm in charge now! Zihark: ....do you understand now? Brom: Well... Zihark: Come on! I spent like 1000$ convincing the mages to whip me up a magic presentation for it. It had pictures that talked! PICTURES THAT TALKED! I can't possibly make it any clearer than that! Brom: It was justa little hard to follow. Zihark: The little picture of me spent 10 minutes screaming out how much it wanted nothing to do with your daughter, Meg! The little picture of Meg was crying because you tried to set us up! Brom: What was with the picture of Lethe taking off her clothes? Zihark: (under his breath) That one's for later. Edited March 1, 2009 by mr_e_s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted March 1, 2009 Share Posted March 1, 2009 Zihark and Brom always amuse me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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