mr_e_s Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 In which case I might as well just post boopers here. Ranulf: Hey Ike, there;s something you should know about the Black Knight. Ike: If it's that he's an hero, save it, I'm really tired of that. Ranulf: What? No, that's not what I was gonig to say. I mean- Ike: Look, I know to be careful all right, I've fought him before, and I can beat him. Ranulf: I'm sure you can, but what I really needed to tell you was- Ike: Goddess blessed weapon, I know, don't worry, the apostle gave me Ragnell back. I'm good to go. Ranulf: Ike, shut up for a minute and let me tell you who the Black Knight reall is! Ike: Oh, you know his identity? Well, who is he? Ranulf: ...Great, I forgot! Ike: Well, that's a pretty stupid thing to do. Ranulf: I hate you so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 In which case I might as well just post boopers here.Ranulf: Hey Ike, there;s something you should know about the Black Knight. Ike: If it's that he's an hero, save it, I'm really tired of that. Ranulf: What? No, that's not what I was gonig to say. I mean- Ike: Look, I know to be careful all right, I've fought him before, and I can beat him. Ranulf: I'm sure you can, but what I really needed to tell you was- Ike: Goddess blessed weapon, I know, don't worry, the apostle gave me Ragnell back. I'm good to go. Ranulf: Ike, shut up for a minute and let me tell you who the Black Knight reall is! Ike: Oh, you know his identity? Well, who is he? Ranulf: ...Great, I forgot! Ike: Well, that's a pretty stupid thing to do. Ranulf: I hate you so much. Somehow...that seemed better than how it really went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Wozzeck Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 I managed to get through most of these, and the ones I've gotten to so far are really funny. Keep it up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 I love how people react to this huge block of a wasted day. "I managed to get through most of these..." "I'm on it..." "Finally done with the whole thing" Glad to be your chore of the day, guys :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luigi bros Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 These are really funny. I really liked the one about the todler Greil Mercanarys and then when they're older. Are you planning on making more? I hope so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted January 29, 2009 Author Share Posted January 29, 2009 Oh yeah, I can keep pulling these out of my ass indefinately, methinks. All I need is pairings, I'm no good at making up something off the top of my head, but when someone gives me two chars, or requests something, I can generally pull something out of my ass and make it half-assed funny. In other words, I work best when people ask me for things, on my own, not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penitent Posted January 29, 2009 Share Posted January 29, 2009 (edited) [Guide video - Supports] Anna: The pairing is complete, and now Micaiah can support Sothe. The letter C next to Sothe's name shows the strength of support. Player: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. *Nodding tentatively* Anna: The units that support each other will receive a support bonus during battle. Player: (That explains the stat boosts in the window. Wow, this game is pretty deep. Such an interesting group formula...) Anna: But watch out! Each unit can only support only one other unit. If I wanted to have Micaiah support Edward...I would need to cancel Micaiah's support with Sothe first. Anna: Too bad for Sothe, but I'm going to choose Yes. Sothe: OH COME ON!! Player: ?? Sothe: Why would anyone want to ditch our support?? Aren't I good enough? What's HE got that I don't, huh? Huh!? Player: Wait, what the f-- Micaiah: Sothe, for pity's sake... Sothe: But we're meant to be! That's obvious! Edward: To be honest, Sothe...You're kinda needy. Sothe: *Demonic glare*....What did you say? Edward: N-e-e-d-y. You don't go anywhere without something you 'need'. Know what I mean? Micaiah: Well, to be fair ... Sothe: But he's rubbish at the very beginning! It's true! Edward: Nowhere near as bad as your lategame performance. Zihark: Micaiah would be better off with someone consistently awesome. Like me. Edward: But I'm just as good as you, if not better! Zihark: But where's your Earth affinity? Huge dodge, anyone? Nolan: Me! I'd like to point out that I'm around with Micaiah for longer than Zihark, so I'd actually be a better candidate in terms of affinity. Micaiah: Guys, I don't think that-- Heather: Really, Micaiah would be best supported by me. I'd know better on how to take care of her than any of you. Pelleas: I'm the only one here who resembles Micaiah's class. And they do say that Light and Dark do go well together when peaceful. Sothe: But I'm her protector! I have an innate Guard for crying out loud! Edward: Now if only you could guard as well as I could past Part I... Volug: <I'm not even wearing a shirt. Do I need any more of a reason?> Player: Screw this, I'm going back to Advance Wars. -------------------------------- [scene - Urban bookstore, 11:55 P.M., release of Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince:] Fan #1: Man, I can't wait to read that book! Fan #2: It's only five more minutes until that door opens and we can buy it. I can only imagine what kind of plot-twists and emotional rollercoasters happen! Book critic: She's promised change from the usual routine in this story. I hope she'll deliver on that. Fan #3: AAAAAAAAH! I'M SO EXCITED! I WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS! [A car comes by, stopping right by the mob. The window rolls down and Ranulf sticks his head out. Ranulf: SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE!! [The car immediately zooms down the road as the window rolls frantically up, leaving many fans heartbroken.] Sanaki: NOOOOO! YOU BITCH! YOU BIIIIIITCH!!! *** Ranulf: And that's how I got so good at spoiling perfectly good plot climaxes for people. Ike: You. Prick. Edited January 29, 2009 by Penitent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted January 30, 2009 Author Share Posted January 30, 2009 I love that, because I usually like framing Ranulf as an asshole. uhh, booper (asks someone on IM for two chars) Fish: Jarod and Levail Me: You really love those boss chars, don't you? Fine! But I'm making it a three line booper! (shortly after the events of PoR) Levail: Take that! And that! And-awww, I'm dead! Jarod: Yo. Levail: Oh God, they sent me to loser Hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 ^Lol to the max. That and all of them. I liked the one with Ross, Boyd, Bartre and Seth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 I'm doing something a bit different right now, to fill my boredom time, it doesn't realy beliong here, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 You should write original supports. I have a feeling you'd do well at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 I like the Ranulf spoiler one. It speaks to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Hope these aren't complete crap: Paladin Hot Springs (Hee, hee) Oscar: *Sigh* This is really relaxing. Titania: Yeah, it is. Fiona: Hey, where'd my horse go? *Makalov rides around behind the spring on Fiona's horse* Kieran: Oscar! I will show you the aerial prowess of the Crimean Royal Knights!!!!! *Kieran leaps off the rope swing, flips twice, and lands face-first on the floor next to the hot spring* Oscar: *snicker* Geoffrey: *facepalm* Kieran, if you're going to make a fool of yourself, don't do it here, in public! Makalov: Hey, Astrid, do you have any suntan lotion? Astrid: *Takes out suntan lotion* Here. Makalov: Thanks. Geoffrey: God, Astrid, what do you see in him? Fiona: Makalov, what did you do with my horse? Makalov: *Ignores both of them and lies down in the spring* Oscar: Hey, where did Sir Renning go? *Geoffrey promptly disappears off somewhere* Mist: Hey! Hey! Geoffrey and Renning are having a duel to the death! *Everyone scrambles up and rides towards the stadium* Everyone: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Renning: Yaaaah! *Charges* Geoffrey: Haaaah! *spins lance* *Everyone hears a big explosion* Titania: Everyone, let's go! *Later* Titania: *looks at burnt remains of mage pool party site* Oscar: What happened!?!? *a small flare erupts from the remains of Tormod's Arcfire tome, igniting the remains of the propane tank* Renning: RIDE AWAY!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!! *Only Makalov and Astrid survived that day, having fallen asleep in the spring next to each other.* ~THE END~ Monologue: Volke ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... 5,000. I promise you, it'll be a good one. No? Oh, well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 I wonder if anyone's going to post for a while... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Nolan x Jill C: Nolan: You, red head! Jill: What? Oh...are you with us? Nolan: Oh come on, you know me! Jill: I don't think so... Nolan: Come on, I'm the leader of the Dawn Brigade! Jill: Micaiah is the leader of the Dawn Brigade. Nolan: Well, now yeah, but I used to- Jill: Goodbye, Nolan. B: Nolan: Yo, Red! Jill: Mm? Nolan? What is it? Nolan: I just wanted to say thanks, you really saved my but out there the other day! Jill: Oh, I didn't think you even noticed, you were just kind of swinging away... Nolan: Well, if I stopped to say thanks then I probably would have lost an eye or something. Jill: Yeah, I suppose that's true, well, you're welcome. Nolan: ...Well? Jill: What? Nolan: What about that archer that was trying to take you down that I took out? Jill: Huh? I don't remember any archer shooting at me in that last battle... Nolan: That's because I took him out! Jill: Sure, goodbye, Nolan. Nolan:...Wait! A: Jill: Nolan! Nolan: Oh? Hey there, Red. Jill: Wow, that wound looks painful! Nolan: Well, an archer got a lucky shot at my shoulder, it's fine though, no tendons severed or anything. Jill: Lucky shot? He was aiming for me, then you shouted and distracted him! Nolan: Oh, heh, you saw that , huh? Jill: Of course...Thank you for looking out for me. Nolan: Don't worry, Red, I wouldn't let anything happen to you, you could by me a beer if you really wanted to thank me, though. Jill: Sure thing, Nolan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 I'd been wondering about Nolan's role to be honest. It seems like Sothe and Micaiah are in charge most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 ^This. I Lol'd at the NolanxJill B support. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Ike/Micaiah C: Micaiah: General Ike! Ike: Just...Ike, please. Micaiah: Okay, Ike, I need to speak with you. Ike: Right, so what did you need? Micaiah: I just wanted to...apologize for- Ike: Don't bother. Micaiah: What? Ike: Look, you did what you had to do, and you didn't have any other choices, why apologize for that? Micaiah: Well, we were fighting you. Ike: If you really want to make it up to me, fight our enemy harder.*leaves* Micaiah: ...How blunt. B: Micaiah: ... Ike: You look distant. Micaiah: Oh! I was just thinking... Ike: About everyone turning to stone? Micaiah: Well, yeah. It's really all my fault. Ike: That's nonsense. Don't blame yourself. Blame those upper crust idiots causing enough war and strife to let this happen. They used us all to do this. Not just you. Micaiah: I know you're right, but I can't stop feeling this way. Ike: That's completely up to you. Go get something to eat. Sothe was worried about you. *leaves* A: Ike: Wow. Micaiah: What? Ike: Your troops speak incredibly highly of you, you know that? Micaiah: I know, they think I'm something I'm not, though... Ike: They think you saved their homeland from Daein, and that you kept them going through one of it's darkest hours, and you did. What's there to be confused about? Micaiah: They don't see- Ike: Stop being so down on yourself! You've done amazing things, you're an amazing person! Everyonearound you sees it except you! Micaiah: I... I just don- Ike: Just let the past go, move on, Micaiah: Thanks...No, really, thank you. I can tell what Sothe sees in you. You really are a great guy. Ugh, I dislike Micaiah as a char. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 Do some more![/not caring about mr_e_s's personal life] How were mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibari Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 I'm indifferent towards Micaiah. Good support though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 I'm indifferent towards Micaiah. Good support though. Good for you. I agree with you all the way. How were mine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Whoa, calm down there, Chett, noone likes a pushy Pete.No reason to be a Needy Ned. Just play it cool, Billy. In conclusion, I havem't read it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted January 31, 2009 Author Share Posted January 31, 2009 Also, in case you're curious as to why these are taking a while, it's because I'm writing them while waiting to respawn while in zombie mode of L4D. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted January 31, 2009 Share Posted January 31, 2009 (edited) Whoa, calm down there, Chett, noone likes a pushy Pete.No reason to be a Needy Ned. Just play it cool, Billy.In conclusion, I havem't read it. I'm in a slightly more insane state of mind right now, sorry. I have nothing else to do, anyway, since my parents/sister are hogging the TV. I'm too lazy to play TSS. Edited February 1, 2009 by Camtech075 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_e_s Posted February 1, 2009 Author Share Posted February 1, 2009 Edward x Mia C: Edward: Hyaa! Hyaa! Hyaa! Mia: ... Edward: Take that! Hy-wha-Ow! Mia: *gigles* Good job! Edward: You distracted me! Who are you? Mia: I'm Mia, I work for Ike. Edward: Oh...I'm Eddie. Hey, cool sword! So you're a sword user too, huh? Mia: Uh huh, and you kind of remind me of me a few years back. Edward: Really? Mia: Well, except for that last part where you landed on your butt and almost stabbed yourself, yeah. In any case, good luck training, Eddie. Edward: Yeah...thanks. B: Edward: Mia! Mia: Hmm? Oh, hey there, Eddie, what's up? Edward: I saw you sparring with Ike! You're really good! Mia: Yeah, well, if you were watching the match I think you were, you'll remember I lost. Edward: Still! I couldn't pull off moves that flashy even with years of training! Mia: Don't worry about it, the more you practice, the easier stuff like that gets, just be careful not to impale yourself trying. Edward: Mia...Would you mind sparring with me from time to time? Mia: No problem, but don't think just becasue I'm more experienced means I'll go easy on you! Edward: Of course not! Where's the fun in that? A: Edward: ...You creamed me. Mia: Yeah, but that last thing you did, with the spin, what was that? Edward: Huh? I don't know, I just kind of made it up. Mia: You really almost got me with that. If you can make stuff up like that on the fly, you definitely have what it takes to become a real master! Edward: Really? Mia: For sure! Edward: Wow, cool! Wanna go again? Mia: Why not? Hey, Eddie? Edward: What? Mia: You ever think about getting white robes? Edward: ...Why? Mia: No reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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