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*feels like writing a booper*

Stefan: Well, aren't you an interesting little specimen?

Amy: Huh? What's a specimen?

Stefan: It doesn't matter, what your name, young one?

Amy: I'm Amy!

Stefan: Amy, how old are you?

Amy: I dunno! Mommy says I'm 5!

Stefan: And your mommy is...

Amy: Mommy's name is Calil!

Stefan: But...Calil didn't have any children three years ago... Say, Amy, are yo-

Amy: Look bub, I know what you are. I know you know what I am. But the fact is, they feed me, clothe me, and never suspect me when their shit goes missing. If they find out I'm 38, I won't be happy. And if I'm not happy, Largo won't be the only one missing an arm, UNDERSTAND?

Stefan: Y-yes ma'am!

Amy: Good, now let's play tea party!

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*feels like writing a booper*

Stefan: Well, aren't you an interesting little specimen?

Amy: Huh? What's a specimen?

Stefan: It doesn't matter, what your name, young one?

Amy: I'm Amy!

Stefan: Amy, how old are you?

Amy: I dunno! Mommy says I'm 5!

Stefan: And your mommy is...

Amy: Mommy's name is Calil!

Stefan: But...Calil didn't have any children three years ago... Say, Amy, are yo-

Amy: Look bub, I know what you are. I know you know what I am. But the fact is, they feed me, clothe me, and never suspect me when their shit goes missing. If they find out I'm 38, I won't be happy. And if I'm not happy, Largo won't be the only one missing an arm, UNDERSTAND?

Stefan: Y-yes ma'am!

Amy: Good, now let's play tea party!

I KNEW that the innocent little girl look was nothing but a vile facade!

:o

TT_TT

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*feels like writing a booper*

Stefan: Well, aren't you an interesting little specimen?

Amy: Huh? What's a specimen?

Stefan: It doesn't matter, what your name, young one?

Amy: I'm Amy!

Stefan: Amy, how old are you?

Amy: I dunno! Mommy says I'm 5!

Stefan: And your mommy is...

Amy: Mommy's name is Calil!

Stefan: But...Calil didn't have any children three years ago... Say, Amy, are yo-

Amy: Look bub, I know what you are. I know you know what I am. But the fact is, they feed me, clothe me, and never suspect me when their shit goes missing. If they find out I'm 38, I won't be happy. And if I'm not happy, Largo won't be the only one missing an arm, UNDERSTAND?

Stefan: Y-yes ma'am!

Amy: Good, now let's play tea party!

lol!

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Well, here goes nothing...

Ranulf: Skrimir, don't rush up to the opponent and roar before anyone else can get there, please?

Skrimir: Why?

Ranulf: Well...

*flashback*

Skrimir: ROAR!

Soldier: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIE! *Stabs Skrimir in the leg*

*Flashback #2*

Skrimir: ROAR!

Soldier: AAAAAAH! *Stabs Skrimir in the shoulder*

*Flashback #3*

Skrimir: ROAR!

Soldier: OH, NOOOO! Stabs Skrimir in the foot*

*Final Flashback*

Skrimir: ROAR!

Zelgius: ... *Slashes Skrimir and nearly kills him*

*End Flashbacks*

Skrimir: ...

Ranulf: Now, do you see?

Skrimir: No...

Ranulf: *facepalm*

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Well, here goes nothing...

Ranulf: Skrimir, don't rush up to the opponent and roar before anyone else can get there, please?

Skrimir: Why?

Ranulf: Well...

*flashback*

Skrimir: ROAR!

Soldier: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIE! *Stabs Skrimir in the leg*

*Flashback #2*

Skrimir: ROAR!

Soldier: AAAAAAH! *Stabs Skrimir in the shoulder*

*Flashback #3*

Skrimir: ROAR!

Soldier: OH, NOOOO! Stabs Skrimir in the foot*

*Final Flashback*

Skrimir: ROAR!

Zelgius: ... *Slashes Skrimir and nearly kills him*

*End Flashbacks*

Skrimir: ...

Ranulf: Now, do you see?

Skrimir: No...

Ranulf: *facepalm*

Very nice.

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I'm getting bored... So I'll try another one!

Greil: You still can't beat me.

BK: Really?

Greil: Hmph.

*Bk throws Ragnell at Greil, impaling him*

Greil: Ugh... Ah!

BK: That was too easy...

Edited by Camtech075

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I'm getting bored... So I'll try another one!

Greil: You still can't beat me.

BK: Really?

Greil: Hmph.

*Bk throws Ragnell at Greil, impaling him*

Greil: Ugh... Ah!

BK: That was too easy...

Haha! Lol.

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Here I go again...

3-13 Archer: FOR THE GLORY OF DAEIN!

Tiger: ROAR!

3-13 Archer: Oh, no! I'm out of here! *Runs away*

Sothe & Micaiah: GET BACK HERE YOU DISLOYAL ____!

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Edward: I'm a sword master! I wave swords around like Bssh, Bssh, Bssh!

Ike: Hmm...*thinks about Mia*

Mia: I'm a sword master! I wave swords around like Bssh, Bssh, Bssh! And I have boobs!

Ike: Nah, we're going to stick with Mia, BENCHED! Next up, Leonardo.

Leonardo: Hi!

Ike: Oh...

Leonardo: What?

Ike: Nothing...I just thought...nevermind.

Leonardo: No, really, what?

Ike: Well, I was kind of hoping for the ninja Turtle, honestly.

Leonardo: I...what?

Ike: Nevermind. BENCHED!

I laughed really hard when Ike thought of Leonardo from TMNT, hahaha, and choshing Mia over Edward because she has...you know.

All the Dawn Brigade got benched for stupid reasons.

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I laughed really hard when Ike thought of Leonardo from TMNT, hahaha, and choshing Mia over Edward because she has...you know.

All the Dawn Brigade got benched for stupid reasons.

Isn't that the point of a Booper? They're stupid!

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Petrine: Homasa! What the Hell happened to you?

Homasa: Pretty sweet, right?

Petrine: You look like a male prostitute.

Homasa: Well, I figure this green hair and this gaudy uniform will distract my enemies, I mean, no one can have a fight without staring at this, it's brilliant!

Petrine: Whatever, I'm getting out of here, later.

*later, indeed*

Homasa: Ahh, here comes my first victom now!

Stefan: Yo.

Homasa: Son of a-

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Petrine: Homasa! What the Hell happened to you?

Homasa: Pretty sweet, right?

Petrine: You look like a male prostitute.

Homasa: Well, I figure this green hair and this gaudy uniform will distract my enemies, I mean, no one can have a fight without staring at this, it's brilliant!

Petrine: Whatever, I'm getting out of here, later.

*later, indeed*

Homasa: Ahh, here comes my first victom now!

Stefan: Yo.

Homasa: Son of a-

lol.

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Mak x Ren

C:

Makalov: Man...Not again...Oh hey! You're Elincia's uncle, right?

Renning: Hmm? How do you know me?

Makalov: Oh, I was there last time, you know, when we killed you.

Renning: Oh... Well yes, that was me, and I am Duke Renning.

Makalov: Cool. Wanna gamble?

Renning: You mean like a game of chance?

Makalov: Yeah, or we could bet on sports, whatever.

Renning: I've no coin.

Makalov: Whatever, later.

B:

Renning: And then I came to, seeing my niece clearly for the first time in over 4 years.

Makalov: Fascinating, I liked the part with the ninjas.

Renning: There was no part with...you weren't listening, were you?

Makalov: No, you lost me about the part when you were taken when you mentioned you lost the fortune you had.

Renning: Ahh, I see. Then when I reclaim it and my position as head of the Crimean Royal Knights, I'l-

Makalov: Pfffftftftfftfftffffftf! You're gonna be the head of the CRK?

Renning: Well, I see no reason not to retake my old post now that I've regained my senses...

Makalov: Yes sir! Sir! Did you need something? Anything?

Renning: *sigh* dismssed.

A:

Makalov: Oh, sir. Was there anything I could do for you?

Renning: Yes. As a matter of fact there is.

Makalov: Mm, what is it, sir?

Renning: I want you to stop kissing my butt so much. It just feels weird after more than 4 years of barely being able to mutter out more than one completely insane word at a time. Just because I might be your boss when this is all over, don't assume I want your nose to be brown at all times.

Makalov: Duke, I was just to be respectful.

Renning: No, you weren't and that's what I like about you. You didn't give a damn about my noble position, the only thing that daunted you was that I might be giving you orders. In the Crimean Ryal Knights we have to deal with many a noble whose gotten far too much ego for his own good. It's good that you won't let someone's status phase you. I was thinking of promoting you once I took over.

Makalov: Really? So I'd be dealing with all those nobles, just being weighed down by gold?

Renning: Well, you'd be dealing with the troublesome ones, anyways. Putting them in their places.

Makalov: Great! Come on, boss-man, I'll buy you a drink!

Renning: I don't drink.

Makalov: Even better, buy me a drink!

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#4

Nailah: Ike, may I have a word?

Ike: Of course, what did you need?

Nailah: Volug feels like you've been avoiding him, and since he couldn't ask you why himself, I took on the task.

Ike: Oh, well...yeah. I may have been avoiding him.

Nailah: Why?

Ike: Well, I know it's normal for you people, but I don't appreciate it when he puts his face right up in my business and sniffs my crotch.

Nailah: Oh...I'll tellhim you don't like that, and I'm sure he'll stop.

Ike: Thank you.

Nailah: Ike?

Ike: Yes?

Nailah: Should I stop as well?

Ike: No, I think we're good if you keep doing it.

:lol: , that one is really funny too.

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21-30: Musical parodies

After reading those I had a dream about Almedha singing that The Last Unicorn song, only she's replaced unicorn with dragon and added some somewhat crazy laughter O_o

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Boopers.

Mist: Ike! You're never going to believe what happened!

Ike: Boyd's gay? I kinda guessed.

Mist: What? No! They gave us supports in Radiant Dawn finally!

Ike: For serious? Awesome! What's my list like?

Mist: Well, Your options are...me.

Ike: Right.

Mist: Danved.

Ike: What?

Mist: Makalov.

Ike: That asshat?

Mist: Oliver.

Ike ...I just thre up a little.

Mist: Largo.

Ike: What? He's not even in the game! What the Hell is this, where are my love pairings, I'm the lord, for Ashera's sake!

Mist: Well, actually you can pair up with either Makalov, Danved, or Oliver, so...

Ike: Oh nuts to this, I'm gonna go get a spot in Brawl! Even fighting that electric mouse is better than this shit!

*Ike storms off*

Oscar: Mist...why did you lie ab-

Mist: Silence! I'm in charge now!

Zihark: ....do you understand now?

Brom: Well...

Zihark: Come on! I spent like 1000$ convincing the mages to whip me up a magic presentation for it. It had pictures that talked! PICTURES THAT TALKED! I can't possibly make it any clearer than that!

Brom: It was justa little hard to follow.

Zihark: The little picture of me spent 10 minutes screaming out how much it wanted nothing to do with your daughter, Meg! The little picture of Meg was crying because you tried to set us up!

Brom: What was with the picture of Lethe taking off her clothes?

Zihark: (under his breath) That one's for later.

Edited by mr_e_s

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