uguu Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 By a while do you mean a day? CGV just put one up yesterday. Well... I have been meaning to write something up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Oh. My bad. I didn't even see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I'll see if I can get to part 2 tonight. If not, then definitely tomorrow (so long as no surprises come up) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 More insight to Hikarusa's past doggies. (pronounced Doe-Geez) Area=???, 8 years ago ???: Goddammit... since when has that been there? It had to have always been there because of what it is but... Area=Mercenary Base, Present Hikarusa: Back then... him and I where the only ones who know. Now I'm the only one. Zephrion: Knew what? Hikarusa: Who let you out of your cage? Metal Rabbit: Gack! How did you see through my clever disguise? Hikarusa: Just so you know... I think that I'm NOT the only one who knows. YOU know. Metal Rabbit: Oh yeah... that. Of course I know. Hikarusa: Answer my question. Metal Rabbit: Raven. I bribed him with nudes of Fourth Fox, I didn't really have them so when I got out I kicked him in the nuts and ran. Hikarusa: To answer your question, I knew becauseof the sound of your voice. You sound nothing like Zephrion. Raven: Get back here Dastard! Metal Rabbit: Gah! I'm outta here! Hikarusa: ...Fireman, I know you're there. Show yourself. Fireman: How did you know that I was there. Hikarusa: You're always everywhere. Fireman: So... Hikarusa: You wanna know what I was talking about? Fireman: Yeah. Hikarusa: X=905+99999 Fireman: What? Hikarusa: How much the info costs. X=905+99999=100004+900=100904 Fireman: Lethalit- Hikarusa: Fine. Area=Orphanage, 10 years ago Hikarusa: Hi. I wunt u to udupt mee. Old Man: Huh? Hikarusa: Cen't U udupt mee? Old Man: Maybe... Hikarusa: Pweeze..? Old Man: Fine. Hikarusa: Coow. Area=Mercenary Base, Present Fireman: Wait... why were you talking like that? Hikarusa: I was three. Fireman: So you're only 13? How could you of run those businesses in these past 5 years? Hikarusa: I was 8, that means I was a MAN. Area=Old Man's House, 8 years ago Old Man: Now Hikarusa, if you wanna learn magic you've gotta wait until you're older. Hikarusa: Nah, I can handle it. I wanna be a super totally awesome THUNDAH user! Old Man: Fine, I've already taught you how to read the language in the books. *The Old Man gives Hikarusa a Thunder tome* Hikarusa: THUNDAH! *Thunder hits his left butt cheek* *His pants are set on fire* *The butt of his pants and underwear is burned off* Old Man: Gack! You have a brand on your right butt cheek! Hikarusa: Really? I can't see it. Old Man: Get away from me you monster! Hikarusa: BASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD! *Hikarusa used Thunder on the Old Man* *The Old Man dies* Hikarusa: That was fun. Ooh... an axe! This looks funner than reading! Area=Mercenary Base, Present Zephrion: You can use Thunder tomes!? Hikarusa: Yeah? So? Wait... were you eaves dropping!? CoolGuyVaters: No. You're in the middle of the main room. Zeph, Fourth Fox, Lyle, and I are playing Brawl. Hikarusa: Oh. Anyways, I have another story to tell you! A more detailed version of how I first met my pet dragon! No interupting you ass holes. Area=Hell Village, 5 years ago Hikarusa: Crap, late to the mandatory village meeting which takes place on one street that everyone has to go there or else they're executed! Everyone in the village except Hikarusa because he's late: AHH! DRAGO- GAH... I'M DEAD! *Hikarusa sees bodies everywhere... and a dragon* Dragon: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW R! Hikarusa: Dammit... *Barely dodges a sweep of his teeth* *Hikarusa ties a Thunder Tome to his axe* Hikarusa: THOR! RAIN THUNDER DOWN UPON MY AXE AND MAKE IT UNSTOPPABLE! *Doesn't work* Hikarusa: Goddammit... there's only one thing to do now... *Hikarusa runs away like a little whiny baby* Area=Mercenary Base, Present *Metal Rabbit is back in his cage, and Fourth Fox is stabbing Raven over and over again for touching her boob* Metal Rabbit: That's different from in the last version. Hikarusa: Oh. I lied in that version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Fourth Fox is stabbing Raven over and over again for touching her boob Poor Raven...Lol, good episode Hika. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Thanks. If only Thor would've listened though... Hikarusa's attack would have risen OVER 9000! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 *Hikarusa runs away like a little whiny baby* Funny and amusing and I'm really just trying to make this post longer to make it not spam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Here's part 2 of my episode... *Fourth Fox, Zephrion, Raven, Kiryn, Lyle and Hikari are all running away from the marketplace* Coolguyvaters: What happened with you guys?! Fourth Fox: uhhh.... let's get back to the base and we'll explain it there Back at the base Coolguyvaters: Wow... I never want to go through that again Metal Rabbit: YAY! I get to keep my Silver Sword! *swings around aimlessly* WEEEEE! Coolguyvaters: *dodges* Woah! *grabs sword from Metal Rabbit*. I think this belongs to me Metal Rabbit: awww.... Fourth Fox: I'd ask why you guys were running, but I noticed Metal Rabbit with a Silver Sword dangling behind him so I kinda had a good guess at what happened Coolguyvaters: What happened with you and the others? Fourth Fox: Well, Raven, Zephrion and I broke off from Hikari and the others for bit so I don't know what happened with them Hikari: I'll tell you our side of the story when the time comes Fourth Fox: It went something like this... *Flashbacks to the marketplace in town* Coolguyvaters: Ok everyone, buy what you need and let's go. We've got a mission ahead of us! Zephrion: What mission is that? Hikari: *to herself* what do you think, Zephrion? Fourth Fox of Fire: What other mission would it be? CGV needs to take over ANOTHER throne, remember? (to CGV) How many thrones do you need to take over anyway? Coolguyvaters: As many as I can, hahaha *everyone looks at him very weird-like* Coolguyvaters: Oh, just buy your shit and meet me back at the base... geez... Hikarusa: *to himself as he walks away* Let's see... I need to get a Steel Axe, a Silver axe....... Hikari: Cmon you guys, let's go get what we need *Fourth Fox, Raven, Zephrion, Lyle, Hikari and Kiryn go one way while the rest go another way* Kiryn: I need a lot of wepaons. I need to get Silver Lance, a Short Spear, a Steel Lance, a Steel Sword, a Wind Edge, and a Steel Blade Lyle: Wow, that's a lot Kiryn: Well, using two different melee weapons costs a lot, but it helps because I can never be on the bad side of the weapon triangle Fourth Fox: Good point, but using both magic and melee weapons can be a bit of a pain, but I get used to it. It certainly has it advantages, but it also costs a ton as well Hikari: *to Fourth Fox* How are going to afford all the stuff you need? Fourth Fox: Oh... *looks at Raven and Zephrion in kind of an evil way* I'm sure I'll think of something... hehehe Raven: *gulp* *says to Zephrion* My wallet is gonna be empty after this Zephrion: yeah, same here Raven: *very quietly to Raven* yeah, but we still have ALL the pictures, though, hehehe Zephrion: Oh, that's right, sweet! Fourth Fox: C'mon you two, let's go do some shopping! Raven and Zephrion: ugh... *Fourth Fox, Raven and Zephrion go one way while Hikari, Lyle and Kiryn go another* (Fourth Fox's route) Fourth Fox: Ok, guys I need a Steel Sword, an Iron Blade, a forged sword with maxed out stats, a Mend, a Physic, Anima magic, and some vulnerary Raven: What makes you think we can afford that? Zephrion: Seriously, that's a lot Fourth Fox: I know you two are loaded. You trick Metal Rabbit into doing ridiculous things for money Raven: Like what? Fourth Fox: well... *flashback to the base before they left for the marketplace* Hikarusa: *tying up dragon* here you go. You'll have to stay here while we go into town. Hmm... looks like I need more rope... *goes to get more rope* Zephrion: Hey, Metal Rabbit, wanna have some fun with my staff? Metal Rabbit: :o A staff?! Really? Raven: Yeah, MR! It'll be fun! Metal Rabbit: What do I do! What do i do! What do I do! Zephrion: First, you must give us 25,000 each, then I'll give you this staff and you run up behind Hikarusa's dragon and whack it to make it dance! Raven: *laughs to himself* Metal Rabbit: Are you sure it's ok? Wont Hikarusa get mad? Zephrion: No of course not. His dragon needs to learn to practice for when surprise attacks happen, right? Metal Rabbit: I guess so... And I get to play with a staff! I'll do it! *pays* Raven: *to himself* hahaha. Sweet! Zephrion: Ok Metal Rabbit *gives Heal staff* Go makes that dragon dance! Metal Rabbit: *takes staff* woah... sooooo shiny! *runs carefully towards dragon* Raven: This is going to be soooooo funny! I can't believe Metal Rabbit paid us 25,000 gold EACH to do something so stupid! Fourth Fox: You guys, I swear... why do you keep doing that? *Raven and Zephrion turn around* Zephrion: Uhhh, I have no idea what you're talking about Fourth Fox: Please. I heard Raven say the entire thing Raven: oops... Zephrion: but we're not hurting anyone Fourth Fox: yeah, but you're getting pretty damn close with what MR is doing over there *They all look* *MR hit the dragon a few times and the dragon is pissed* Metal Rabbit: Hey, he's dancing! I can dance, too! *does the macarana* Hikarusa: WHAT THE HELL! *Dragon is in a furious rage* Calm down... caaaaalm down! *dragon doesn't calm down* Fourth Fox: You guys, MR could get hurt! Wait! *gets sleep staff* Good thing I'm carrying this *puts dragon to sleep* Hikarusa: Huh?..... oh well, must have tired itself out Kiryn: *to Hikarusa while tying up her pegasus* Hika, you really need to control that thing Hikarusa: Yeah... I'll uh *looks at dragon confused* work on that Metal Rabbit: *comes back* guys, the dragon stopped dancing Raven: It's ok MR, he's.... just tired Fourth Fox: If you guys ever do something like that again, I'll put YOU guys to sleep and shove my broken Heal staves in certain places were it wont feel too good, GOT IT! Raven and Zephrion: Got it! *end of flashback* Raven: oh yeah... that was funny Zephrion: yeah, but we spent it when we paid him to take pictures of you Fourth Fox: yeah, 50 gold a picture and there were only 10 pictures. You're flashback kind of exaggerated a bit Raven: *sigh* alright, let's go get your things... Fourth Fox: Hey there's CGV. Let's see how he's doing *goes to CGV* Hey CGV, how goes the shopping? Coolguyvaters: Pretty good. Hey, why are Zephrion and Raven with you? *to Raven* Don't you need Swords? *to Zephrion* and I thought you were all set? Zephrion: We're just, uh, hanging with the Queen, you know? In case she needs protection Coolguyvaters: But were in a marketplace in town, not a battlefield Raven: Well, uh, you never know... *Raven and Zephrion think back* Zephrion: *to Raven* ha! protection from when we're... you know... haha Raven: *chuckles* exactly... Fourth Fox: *while Zephrion and Raven are having their little talk* Looks like MR is going with you. Wait, what weapons DOES he use? I mean besides stupidity Coolguyvaters: I was wondering the same thing Metal Rabbit: *picking his nose* Oh, I got one! wow, that's big! *flicks* Fourth Fox: Ew, that was gross... well anyway *turns to Raven and Zephrion* cmon you two, let's go Raven: *to CGV* Well we're gonna follow Fourth Fox around. bye! *CGV and MR leaves* Zephrion: Hey, I haven't hit CGV in a while with Tornado. Haha, here goes! Raven: *sees hot girl in the distance* Dude, Zephrion! She looks JUST like MIA! Zephrion: Who? Where! *Tornado misses and passes behind CGV and distracting MR* Metal Rabbit: *swinging sword and sees shiny Tornado go behind CGV* huh? *accidentally slices off woman's hair behind him* Woman: *feels hair, then looks at MR with the Sword* Why you little! Metal Rabbit: Hey, I'm not little! Coolguyvaters: MR, let's go! *runs* Zephrion: Uh oh... Fourth Fox: *turns around* Dammit, Zephrion! Raven: We should probably go now... Zephrion: Yeah I agree Hot girl: You guys just caused him to cut that woman's hair off! You should be ashamed Zephrion: Oh yea, I've been a bad boy. I need some PUNISHMENT Raven: Me too! Oh yeah! Fourth Fox: *to herself* no kidding... Hot girl: *takes out brand new Killing Edge* OH! You guys are gonna GET IT NOW! *runs after them* *All three of them* AHHHHH! *runs away* (Hikari's route) Kiryn: Ok, I need to get my weapons Lyle: How are you gonna pay for all that? Kiryn: I have some gold I've been saving up for a while... *flashes back for why she really has a lot of money* Kiryn: Hey, MR, I'll get you some even better pictures than what those other guys got of Fourth Fox for you. 250 each picture Metal Rabbit: But I'm not an all out pervert like Zephrion and Raven Kiryn: yes, but once you get those pictures, you can sell them to Raven and Zephrion for even MORE money Metal Rabbit: wow! that's a great idea! I'll pay you then! get lots of pictures! Kiryn: Ok *goes to secretly get pictures of Fourth Fox* Sweet, MR will give me a ton of gold for all these! *goes back to MR* ok, here you go. 100 perfect pictures Metal Rabbit: Wow! *pays* thanks, Kiryn! Kiryn: Anytime, MR... anytime *ends flash back* Hikari: You must have been saving up for a loooong time then Kiryn: Yes I have... Lyle: Hey girls! Check out these cool Knives and Daggers! Hikari: Wow, those look pretty cool. No wonder Fireman uses them. Speaking of Fireman, doesn't he need more Knives? Lyle: Maybe, oh well *gazes at Knives. Sees something really cool locked up in a case* WOAH! Is that a Baselard?! Clerk: Yes it is. VERY rare. It's worth $150,000, but it's worth the buy Kiryn: That's pretty amazing. Fireman would be the assassin king with that thing Hikari: Well, let's go get our things *turns around* Oh, hey Hikarusa Hikarusa: Hey guys *holding axes* Lyle: Wow, how much did those cost? Hikarusa: Uhhh.... not too much.... Kiryn: But I thought you spent all your money Hikarusa: uhhh..... *flashes back (There are quite a few of these aren't there?)* Hikarusa: *sees MR looking at pictures* Hey, MR, whatcha got there? Metal Rabbit: Pictures! See! *shows photos* Hikarusa: Woah! *flips through* wow these are good! how you want 'em for? Metal Rabbit: I'm supposed to sell them to Raven and Hikarusa because Kiryn said they're dirty perverts! Hikarusa: Well uh... I might need those for reference. You see, I'm going out of town and I want to show my family pictures of the Queen Metal Rabbit: Really? ok! how much for them? I pain 250 gold for each of these Hikarusa: *to himself* wow... that's a lot... *to MR* how about just 100 gold for each of them and I'll let you ride my dragon someday! Metal Rabbit: REALLY!? WOAH?! ok! *receives gold and gives pictures* Hikaursa: Sweet... *end of flashback* Hikarusa: Yeah... well the guy was having a sale Lyle: *back to looking at baselard* man, this thing is cool... Kiryn: Well, I need find a place that sells lances. I'll just ask this clerk here * to Clerk* where's the nearest Lance shop? Clerk: Just around the corner on your right Kiryn: Ok, thanks Lyle: *looking at Kiryn* yeah I think we passed it on the way here Hikari: Cmon guys, let's go Clerk: Heh, still gazing upon that Base-... WHERE'S MY BASELARD!!! Lyle: Huh? *looks at the case... it's empty* Where'd it go?! Clerk: You thief! You stole it! Lyle: No I didn't! I don't even know what happened! Hikari: *sees angry guy running toward Hikarusa* Hika, why is that guy running at you? Hikarusa: uh oh... gotta go *runs* Clerk: I'll kill you all for thievary! *runs after them with a Peshkatz* Kiryn: AHHH! guys, let's go! Lyle: Good idea! *they all run away* *while running, they see Fourth Fox, Raven and Zephrion* Hikari: Fourth Fox? What the hell happened!? Fourth Fox: There's an angry girl chasing after Raven and Zeprhion with a Killing Edge. Do I really need to explain? Hikari: I guess not Lyle: Hey! There's CGV, MR, and Hika! Let's catch up with them and get the hell out of here! *Back at the base* Fourth Fox: So that's that. Almost got murdered by a Swordmaster with a Killing Edge. You guys happy now? Raven: Oh yeah, she was HOT! Zephrion: I got to get a good look at her when she was chasing after us. She was very nice upstairs... Raven: Oh yeah... *fantasizes* Coolguyvaters: Yeah... *To Lyle, Hikari, and Kiryn* and you three were accused of stealing a Baselard locked up tight? Lyle: Yeah it was the weirdest thing. I turn away for a second and it's gone Kiryn: Luckily that guy missed with that hand axe Metal Rabbit: Thanks to me! :D Hikarusa: Hahaha, I planned that all along Hikari: One things puzzles me though... What DID happen to that Baselard? (Somewhere....) Fireman: Thank you Lyle for distracting that clerk so I could steal his keys, disable the alarm and steal this precious... *holds up in the air and the sun shines off of it* BASELARD! Comments would be appreciated (damn, did that take a while...) If I screwed up somewhere or want me to add something, feel free to suggest something Thanks for reading! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 What is it with everyone wanting pics of me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uguu Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Thievery is awesome. Also, Fourth Fox, I'm sure that CGV will show me selling them to Raven for millions of gold. Each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Awesome. Especially that part about Hikarusa telling MR he will let him ride his dragon. And now I'm back from vacation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 I finally figured it out! These topics fill so fast nowadays cuz we have so many new people involved. *facepalm* Damn, that shoulda been obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a joke. <_< Edited May 26, 2008 by Nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I seem to be acting out-of-character again... But the Baselard thing was funny. As was the dancing dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 What is it with everyone wanting pics of me? Don't think of it that way, think of it as: Everyone thinks you're hot. It's a good thing. I of course would never want to do something so degrading to women.........*Get's lost in thought.* Great episode CGV! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I seem to be acting out-of-character again...But the Baselard thing was funny. As was the dancing dragon. What exactly is your character? I'll I could remember about you was that your class was a falconknight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 What exactly is your character? I'll I could remember about you was that your class was a falconknight you know, the part where she is in love with Fox, i thinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 you know, the part where she is in love with Fox, i thinks But unfortunately it was never meant to be....or so we think.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 But unfortunately it was never meant to be....or so we think.... maybe we'll see a happy ending soon..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 maybe we'll see a happy ending soon..... Hence the "or so we think." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 That was the fake Kiryn (the fake one that isn't a wolf) in that episode with Fox. Yeah, there's two fake mes. I'll deal with that in a later episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Two fake Kiryn's? I don't think so. Just admit it, Kiryn! You love me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Two fake Kiryn's? I don't think so. Just admit it, Kiryn! You love me! come on kiryn! she is all head over heels for you! the least you could do is be honest..... admit that you love her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 no, the fake kiryn is a clone of the other fake kiryn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 *Head rolls around in brain.* I'm befuddled. So befuddled that I'm sure I spelled befuddled wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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