Metal Rabbit Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 kiryn herself is a fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 No, my backstory will get to explaining how the non-wolf fake came to be at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 the non wolf fake is real, so its a fake version of the other fake which is a fake of the fake and kiryn's a fake cuz the wolf fake is not fake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 the non wolf fake is real, so its a fake version of the other fake which is a fake of the fake and kiryn's a fake cuz the wolf fake is not fake. ok, i'll just pretend that makes sense Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 thnx ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Is your logic coming from your signature right now Arc? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Is your logic coming from your signature right now Arc? must be. what other explanation do you have? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 I think I may have mental problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 The only other explanation is he's one of my school's baritone players, but they're all out watching a movie right now. So that doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 I think I may have mental problems. you THINK? cause i'm pretty sure.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 The only other explanation is he's one of my school's baritone players, but they're all out watching a movie right now. So that doesn't work. I can't play an instrument. I can't sing. But I can write songs. Life is cruel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 They can't sing either... but they try anyway... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 They can't sing either... but they try anyway... lol. They cocky jackasses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inactive Account Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Some of them, but mostly they sing just to annoy/make fun of themselves/each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 i know some peoples like that in the trumpet section of the band Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 Kiryn i think she means you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGV Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 ok, someone write a damn episode I would, but I have family coming over soon and I need to tidy up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted May 26, 2008 Share Posted May 26, 2008 Agreed. This is a sitcom, not FFtF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Rabbit Posted May 26, 2008 Author Share Posted May 26, 2008 I don't have the inspiration right nao. I'm supposed to look up pictures to use in a school presentation regarding Sex Ed. All I see is porn. ._. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 *Working on filler. So long as the cats don't walk all over my keyboard.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 (Here it is. I hope you enjoy.) ????: Now that we have all gathered it’s time to put our plan into action! We shall now take over the throne and behead Queen Fox!!! Lyle: *Rubs eyes and yawns.* This early? Honestly Bianchi/Haruhi/Hikari, can’t this wait? I mean I just got out of being Kiryn’s bodyguard so I can finally get some sleep. Bianchi/Haruhi/Hikari: Silence! You should have planned your career more wisely Lyle! Masu: Wait. I’m confused. What’s her name? Hanz: Well it was originally Bianchi, then she changed to Haruhi, now she goes as Hikari. Hikari: What are you talking about? Bianchi and Haruhi are dead! And I have taken their place. Lyle and Hanz: Riiiiiight. Hikarusa: Wait, why am I here? I quit. Hikari: You quit under Bianchi’s rule. Since I am Hikari, our contract is still in effect. Hikarusa: .....I never made a contract with you! Hikari: Silence! Hikarusa: And if I did, then I quit! Hikari: I said Silence! Hikarusa: .....Whatever.... Fireman: *Appears from nowhere.* Hello. Hikari: Ha! Now we are truly all here! Hanz: What’s he doing here? Lyle: Hikari forced me to buy his services for today. Masu: How much did that cost? Lyle: Lets not talk about that...... Hikari: Now that we’re all here! It’s time to start with plan Q! Hikarusa: Shouldn’t we start with plan A? Hikari: Silence! *At the base.* Brawl announcer: This game’s winner is: METAL RABBIT!!! Zephiron: WTF?!?! Raven: YEAH!!!! I WIN!!!! Fox: What are you two doing? CGV: They’re playing the hacked version of Brawl that MR made. It’s actually pretty cool. Zephiron: It’s no fair! Captain Planet is way too weak in comparison to where he should be! Raven: I told you, you shoulda been Tommy Lee Jones. Zephiron: Oh well. Maybe next time. So what are we doing today, fearless leader? CGV: ....More brawl? Zephiron and Raven: YEAH!!!! Fox: Thanks, but I’ve got other things to do. Raven: Like what? Fox: None of your business! MR: She’s going to go model!!!! (In unison) Zephiron: What? Raven: AWESOME!!! CGV: EW!!!!!! Fox: *Slaps all four of them* I am not. Zephiron: Why did I get slapped? Fox: *Slaps him again.* Shut-up! Now I’m going, and none of you better follow me! *She leaves.* Zephiron: ........... CGV: ............ Raven: ............ MR: Wanna go follow her? Zephiron: Sure! Raven: Totally! CGV: I’ll pass. Raven: Dude! Why? You’re sister is hot!! Zephiron: Yeah! And she’s modeling! CGV: She’s my sister! That’s gross! Zephiron: So? If I had a sister that hot I’d screw her! *CGV, Metal Rabbit, and Raven stare at him.* Zephiron: Hey. I ain’t judging YOU. CGV: Whatever. Go have fun you three. Fox’ll probably kill you guys. Raven: It’s a risk we’re willing to take. *The three of them run off.* Hikari:......And so, she will then fall into the hole and we will be able to capture her. Hikarusa: Wouldn’t falling into the hole be trapping her? Hikari: Silence! Lyle: *Digging the hole with Masu.* Wait. I get that Masu is digging the hole cause he’s the new guy, but what about me? Even if I had a major reason to do so, I’ve paid Fireman for his services today. Shouldn’t he be doing this? Fireman: I’m on lunch break. Lyle: *Stops digging.* LUNCH BREAK!?!?! Hikari: Lyle! Keep digging! Lyle: Yes mamn..... Hikarusa: What a wimp. Hikari: Shut-up Hikarusa! Hikarusa: Yes mamn! Masu: There. We’re done. Hikari: Good job you two! Hanz: Er. We have a problem. *Holding a map.* Hikari: What? Hanz: Isn’t that Fox over there? *He points.* Hikari: Damn! She’s tricky. Lyle, Masu come on! We need to dig a new hole! Lyle: ........ Masu: ....... **** Fox: Let’s see. To get to this modeling place I have to make a left here. *Rustling.* Fox: Hm? I wonder what that was. **** Zephiron: *Grabbing Metal Rabbit by the mouth. Whispering.* God damn it MR! We’re hiding from Fox! You don’t go and say “Hi” to her!!! Raven: Yeah you silly rabbit! Stupid shit is for kids! Zephiron: You shut-up to Raven. MR: But I wanted to say Hi to her..... Zephiron: You can say Hi later! *Somewhere in Begnion.* Kiryn: ......Is Lyle going to be in the bathroom forever? **** Hikari: Alright! This time we’ll do it right! *Masu and Lyle scrape their way out of the hole covered in dirt.* Lyle: So......tired...... Masu: Need........beer...... Hikarusa: You know, this is sort of Team Rocket- esc. Shouldn’t we come up with a more original not flawed idea? Hikari: Shut-up! Let’s hide! *She pulls everyone behind the bushes. Fox walks up to the hole.* Fox: Hm. I don’t remember this being here. *Walks around it.* *They come out of the bushes.* Hanz: Maybe we should have covered it with something...... Hikari: Damn. She’s tricky. Hikarusa: No she isn’t! Who’d be stupid enough to fall into a hole when they’re right in front of it?! Masu: WOAH! *Falls in.* Hikarusa: I rest my case! Lyle: *Starts laughing.* Hanz: What? Lyle: *Still laughing* You know what it would’ve been had she fallen in? Fireman: What? Lyle: A foxhole. *Snickers* *Back at the base.* CGV: *Looks left. Looks right. Raises his finger to his nose.* Nightmare: Hey CGV. Whatcha doing? CGV: GAH!!!!! **** Raven: Who the hell would put a giant hole right in the middle of the path? MR: I would! Zephiron: Well come on! We almost lost her! Just go around it! Raven: WOAH! *Falls in.* MR: Even I’m not that stupid. *Pushes Zephiron in.* Zephiron: WOAH!!! MR: Oh what the hell? *Jumps in on top of them.* **** Kiryn: .......................................................................... **** Hikari: OK! Time for plan 58393bfew sa84. Hikarusa: Plan what? Hikari: For this plan we’re going to need two sheep, a set of plyers, a copy of the movie: Cat Ballou, and Gary Coleman. Hanz: ......Maybe we should try a different plan. Fieman: Nah, I got all that stuff back in my garage. Masu: You do? Why? Fireman: Well I- *Out of nowhere.* Lord Knight of Barrel Roll: QUICK!!!!! DO A BARREL ROOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!! *Lyle takes out a shotgun and shoots him in the face!* Hikarusa: WTF?!?!? Lyle: THAT GUY HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS!!!!! I WAS PREPARED FOR HIM TODAY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Everyone: ................. Lyle: TRY DOING A BARREL ROLL WITH A BIG F***ING HOLE IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!! *At the modeling shoot* Fox: *Holding a box of cereal.* -The taste you can see. Director: CUT! Great job Miss. Fox. You’re a natural. Here’s your paycheck. Fox: Thank’s Leroy. *Later back at the base.* CGV: Hey. You’re back. Fox: Yeah. CGV: How was it? Fox: Fine. Nightmare: How was what? CGV: Don’t ask. It doesn’t look like she ran into Zeph or Raven. *In the hole.* Zephiron: Okay. This time, we’re gonna climb out, and MR do NOT push us back in. Okay? MR: Okay..... *They climb up. Metal Rabbit pushes them back in.* Raven: DAMMIT!!! *Begnion.* Kiryn: There you are! What took you? Lyle: I’m sorry Miss Kiryn. But I’ve just completed something I’ve been meaning to do for the last few weeks. Kiryn: Um. Too much info..... *Forest: A squirrel comes along and starts nibbling on Lord Knight of Barrel Roll’s remains.* *Hikari’s place.* Hikari: Alright, we may not have seceded today- Hikarusa: Don’t you mean succeeded? Hikari: SILENCE!!! -we’ll try again another day. But for now, goodnight! The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fireman Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 ****Hikari: OK! Time for plan 58393bfew sa84. Hikarusa: Plan what? Hikari: For this plan we’re going to need two sheep, a set of plyers, a copy of the movie: Cat Ballou, and Gary Coleman. Hanz: ......Maybe we should try a different plan. Fieman: Nah, I got all that stuff back in my garage. Masu: You do? Why? Fireman: Well I- *Out of nowhere.* Lord Knight of Barrel Roll: QUICK!!!!! DO A BARREL ROOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!!! *Lyle takes out a shotgun and shoots him in the face!* Hikarusa: WTF?!?!? Lyle: THAT GUY HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME AROUND FOR THE PAST THREE WEEKS!!!!! I WAS PREPARED FOR HIM TODAY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Everyone: ................. Lyle: TRY DOING A BARREL ROLL WITH A BIG F***ING HOLE IN YOUR FACE!!!!!!! Funniest part! I think... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Masu Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 Omfg.....I be stupid enough to fall in the hole! Why!? Deathreapr shoulda been there with us! HE would fall in the hole! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I just read this new filler. Good job Lyle, you're getting the hang of it! I need more dialogue though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mufasa Posted May 27, 2008 Share Posted May 27, 2008 I need more dialogue though. I did want to add you in more, but as I was writing I realized it was getting really long. Hence the rushed ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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