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Knows of Espurr's wild imagination.

32 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said:

Didn't confuse their grandma flushing the toilet for someone breaking into their house and using the toilet.

@Nym will never let me forget that.

If someone is breaking in and using your toilet, they might as well cook something for themselves in the kitchen while they are here. 🤣

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Hasn't been thinking that "because this children's anime called Doraemon got a Story of Season farming sim game, albeit one that I read was poorly executed in some regards, why not make farming sim spinoffs as commonplace as Musou spinoffs?"

Rather than a game that's overly actiony, it'd go in the opposite direction of a Musou spinoff and be slower and peaceful, which has its merits.

Said thoughts led to me to ponder what would make a good video game series to get a farming spinoff. And those thoughts turned to Xenoblade. Specifically a blend of XC1 & 2+TGC, without XCX except maybe for a few travelers passing into town. Now how the heck this would work narratively was not my foremost concern, I'd be fine if the Nopon Archsage saw that everyone was sleeping and merged their dreams together, creating a dream world with new dream identities for everyone therein. The premise behind farming I was thinking would be magical crops that can actually generate new ether, and ether shortages was a definite problem of XC2, some of the cause of Titan sinking I think. But besides farming, this game would just have to add salvaging and engineering to the list of possible livelihood activities, because RexRex and Shulk. Animal husbandry could stay, since Armus can replace cows and Flamiis can lay eggs like chickens. We'd want a side of combat too of course, but not as much as an actual Xeno game. And just imagine what the world could be like! I'd setup two separate towns, one on a Bionis-Mechonis hybrid giant, and the other scattered over a bunch of smaller Titans. Between the two, all the beautiful environs of Xenoblade could be represented, as wilderness and farmland alike.

Unfortunately, the fact that fantasy farming sims like to feature romance, even though this Doraemon one doesn't, inflicted mental agony on me. The problem was my thoughts went and added Nopon to the mix. And whilst romance is always meant innocently in farming sims (pregnancy and babies just happen), I ended up envisioning human-Nopon sexual intercourse, which was an overwhelming force that destroyed the fabric of my being and which I could not escape for some time.

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Worte a long post detailing what a Story of Seasons x Xenoblade might be like and i'm lowkey interested in the idea as i am a fan of both (though i've never actually played SoS, only Rune Factory).

Has also given me the mental image of human-Nopon sex and that's something i didn't need or want to think about.

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